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Old 05-21-2009, 11:41 PM
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Default So I just walked in on my sister dry humping her boyfriend

Yea I just cockblocked him. Fucking awkward.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:43 PM
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No problem dude. I wouldn't want my sister doing the horizontal dance under my nose at home either....

He'll end up getting it, just hopefully not when you're home!!
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:43 PM
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Should've DPed her with him.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:48 PM
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Dude, she totally wanted you to join.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:02 AM
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Ha, well I didn't even know her boyfriend was over, when I first walked in she was on top and all I saw was legs under her at first I thought it was my other sister, which surely would have scarred me for life.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:13 AM
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She was going to let me stick it in her butt, you son of a bitch.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:26 AM
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What a heart warming story
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:28 AM
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Where's the pics?
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:29 AM
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Default Re: So I just walked in on my sister dry humping her boyfriend

My girlfriends little 15 year old brother always walks in on us doing shit. Fucker does it purpose I swear.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:20 AM
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My girlfriends little 15 year old brother always walks in on us doing shit. Fucker does it purpose I swear.
Can't hate on the guy for wanting to get a fat.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:36 AM
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Eiffel Tower her.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:40 AM
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Default Re: So I just walked in on my sister dry humping her boyfriend

Shoulda just been like "awright but keep it down" and walked away. Unless they were stopping you from doing something. They probably woulda stopped after you left anyway.

Sorry you hadda keep him from the goods. But that's your call as a brother I s'pose.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:54 AM
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Blackmail her for drugs.

EDIT: And sandwiches.

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Old 05-22-2009, 02:11 AM
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My dog dry humps her blankets.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:14 AM
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Should leave a bottle of bleach in the bathroom and when she asks why there's bleach in the bathroom tell her you had to bleach your eyes after what you saw. Guaranteed to boost her confidence. Best way to support a family member.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:17 AM
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Should've DPed her with him.
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Dude, she totally wanted you to join.
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Where's the pics?
and definitely this
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:43 AM
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My dog dry humps her blankets.
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:01 AM
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As long as shes not fucking niggers, its all good.
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