Men: grow some balls

[Syphilis]

That's right. Grow some fucking balls.

Stop being your girlfriend's bitch. Stop doing things to make her happy. YOU should be making yourself happy.

If your girlfriend is bringing you down at all, throw her away. Relationships are about sex and fun, not compromise or any of that crap that mummy told you.

Life isn't fair, neither are relationships, so quit whining about it and accept it. The jocks get the girls in school because they have balls.

Don't look at women at clubs hooking up with men and call them sluts. You wouldn't be complaining if they were kissing you, would you?

If your girlfriend cheats on you, she's either a whore, or it's your fault because your were a spineless loser without balls who could get her hot.

Women are for fucking, not for trusting, companionship, or friendship. If I wanted a friend, I'd hang out with the guys.

If you think you are in love, you are a bitch. Love is a load of crap invented by women.

If you take your cheating bitch back, you are spineless.

If you take her crap and nagging, you are spineless.

If you compromise at all, you are a spineless loser.

Go out there and screw all the women you want. Screw having a girlfriend and being exclusive, men aren't born for that.

We evolved to screw everything is sight, and now a bunch of feminists and pussy whipped bitches are trying to repress that for "equality" or for "respect" or to be "nice."

Screw that and what they think. Don't think you don't want this, you're just lying to yourself. Don't think that these women are sluts for having sex with random men from clubs, think that you're pathetic because you can't do it yourself.

Don't think your girlfriend will stay with you. Don't think your wife will stay with you. A few little vows mean nothing. When a better man comes along, she'll cheat. If you wouldn't do exactly the same thing as a man, grow some balls and do it.

Grow some fucking balls and screw all the women you want. Forget what society thinks is normal, because what society thinks is normally is a bunch of feminist, politically correct crap.

If you're offended by this, get over it, because it's true. But you can also feel happy in knowing that the world will not change, men will remain the spineless losers they generally are, which means more for all the real men.

[Silverfuck]

lol k.

[Saline Colors]

Someone just got broken up with.

[*ivy]

I agree with you on the bitching, cheating, nagging, just shut the fuck up and make me a steak women aspect.

But being in love, surely that's an emotion guys are capable of without it making them women?

[reallystupidstuff]

No, love was made up by hallmark and you're a bitch.

[BlackSails]

I'm not gonna say all of it is bullshit but fuck, what a piece of shit useless post that was. If you actually have any luck with the ladies at all, you'd say something helpful, but you really didn't.

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by Saline Colors

Someone just got broken up with.

lol.

No, I never stick around with one woman, and I always get rid of her first. Every time.

But being in love, surely that's an emotion guys are capable of without it making them women?

Attraction + Lust + No balls

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by BlackSails

I'm not gonna say all of it is bullshit but fuck, what a piece of shit useless post that was. If you actually have any luck with the ladies at all, you'd say something helpful, but you really didn't.

What, "get some balls" wouldn't help 95% of the guys on here?

It's brilliant advice if you actually take it.

[Yggdrasil]

Enjoy your lifelong quest trying to get to the top of the barbed-wire ringed pedestal that has become of the modern-day woman.

[Mor3BL7]

ive got no idea what your post consisted of; because it was too long to read. actually, i was just clicking random hot topics.
Suck my pen0r

[Rich White Male]

I think somebody has some problems...

Love is great. Just because a man is in love with a woman and wants to make the relationship work doesn't mean that he is a "spineless loser" with no balls. You think feminist women made up the idea of monogamy? You're fucking retarded.

[BlackSails]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

What, "get some balls" wouldn't help 95% of the guys on here?

It's brilliant advice if you actually take it.

Well sure maybe but... You could be more specific, tell us how to get started, how you got there and so forth.

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by Rich White Male

I think somebody has some problems...

Love is great. Just because a man is in love with a woman and wants to make the relationship work doesn't mean that he is a "spineless loser" with no balls.

It does if he compromises his happiness.

[MissC]

Syphilis - do you even have balls?

[VolcanBaru]

Boy*

Yes...nobody should take the relationship SO seriously. Like some people that I know *cough* pussy-whipped *cough*

[Vizier]

Someone had his first experience with women.

[slm33d]

I've been with my girl for 3 years yeah we have ups & downs but I look at it like work . You gotta do what you gotta do. Sometimes you don't like it but ya gotta man up and handle it.

I've usually been the first to break up aswell but after a while the same old shit just gets recycled.

Tl;dr- sometimes a little sacrifice can help make a good relationship better.

Mind you the only thing she's stopped me doing is sleeping around & that's it eh.

[Dog]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

Women are for fucking, not for trusting, companionship, or friendship. If I wanted a friend, I'd hang out with the guys.
...
If you take your cheating bitch back, you are spineless.

If you take her crap and nagging, you are spineless.

If you compromise at all, you are a spineless loser.

.

I agree with everything except for these few points. Some compromise, for the sake of keeping the relationship going, is probably a good idea. I mean, if all your relationships end quickly because you refuse to compromise at all, then you're going to make more work for yourself.

I also think it's a huge exaggeration to say that women are just for fucking. People need companionship, and men and women can provide it for each other mutually. I would only agree that it's kind of silly when people shut out all other people in their lives and only focus on their partner. A guy I know doesn't have any actual friends aside from his girlfriend...I find that kind of sad. Seems like it'll just lead to a lot of stress and eventually a break-up, after which he'll be extremely lonely.

In regard to her cheating...I think it's like a costs versus benefits thing. I know a guy who has a really hot girlfriend, and they've broken up several times because each time she cheated. While on the one hand I'd say he should toss her to the curb, there is the fact that she is in "love" with him, despite cheating, and that she's hot and a viable source of vagina.

If you think you are in love, you are a bitch. Love is a load of crap invented by women.

Heh. Love is "real", insofar that we all feel the chemical release of oxytocin, which gives us that "love" feeling. There's nothing special or non-biological about it though. I say take it for what it is...it feels good, so as long as you aren't putting yourself through the ringer just to get more of the feeling, I don't see any problem with it.

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

In regard to her cheating...I think it's like a costs versus benefits thing. I know a guy who has a really hot girlfriend, and they've broken up several times because each time she cheated. While on the one hand I'd say he should toss her to the curb, there is the fact that she is in "love" with him, despite cheating, and that she's hot and a viable source of vagina.

Keep her around for sex for sure, but being in a relationship with a cheater is just bad. She won't respect you and she'll just cheat again and again.

Heh. Love is "real", insofar that we all feel the chemical release of oxytocin, which gives us that "love" feeling. There's nothing special or non-biological about it though. I say take it for what it is...it feels good, so as long as you aren't putting yourself through the ringer just to get more of the feeling, I don't see any problem with it.

Pretty much, it's just another word. Oxytocin isn't love, it's just a chemical that makes people feel happy and good, just like lust.

[000]

This, children, is what is known as the "Call of the Virgin".

[WAN]

^funny, but probably not true. OP sounds like he's been cheated on.

More like, "the lament of a cynic" or something.

[Rykoshet]

As a guy with big balls, I agree 100%. Except that I'm not against love, it's not a bullshit emotion created by women, romance is.

It's awesome to meet a woman who isn't full of shit. You will usually find these women without makeup (though hopefully still looking FLY!), who pick up their phone when they're around, answer texts when they can, and in general do all the things you'd expect a good friend to do. Including not flaking, not trying to impress you with bullshit lies, or play tricks to get you jealous. They're also not into money, pay about half the time, aren't impressed by your car any more than a friend would be, etc.

But because women are such bitches, there's now a secret ninja group of stupid vapid whores to try to pass off as being the girl I described above. If your bullshit detector isn't finely tuned, you will get burned. That's why rich people with game are always wary of golddiggers, rather than getting played by them.

And that's also why you sometimes see really nice girls with poor guys. These guys have basically transcended the human desire for material bullshit and can offer real girls real emotions, lust, and the things REAL WOMEN care for, while stupid foolish guys are still struggling out how to pay off their corvettes.

[Dog]

The more female friends I have, the more I've realized that women are kind of retarded when it comes to males. They constantly make a big deal of nothing, which just confuses us and makes us not give a shit.

Men don't understand women because we are straightforward. Women should be able to understand men (since, like I said, we're essentially as straightforward as they come), but you should hear some of the shit they talk about. This weekend, this girl I know was trying to figure out what she could text a guy so that he would come over her place (at night). I literally facepalmed, because...it's really making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Do you want to come over?" What's so hard about that?

:lightbulb:

I should seriously write a relationship book for women. I could fill it entirely with bullshit and rake in millions. *starts writing*

[Rykoshet]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

The more female friends I have, the more I've realized that women are kind of retarded when it comes to males. They constantly make a big deal of nothing, which just confuses us and makes us not give a shit.

Men don't understand women because we are straightforward. Women should be able to understand men (since, like I said, we're essentially as straightforward as they come), but you should hear some of the shit they talk about. This weekend, this girl I know was trying to figure out what she could text a guy so that he would come over her place (at night). I literally facepalmed, because...it's really making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Do you want to come over?" What's so hard about that?

:lightbulb:

I should seriously write a relationship book for women. I could fill it entirely with bullshit and rake in millions. *starts writing*

Sadly no. If you fuck up the status quo now everything will go haywire, the whores will get mad at you and the good girls will get abused.

I don't see it working without repercussions. Men books work since men are the approacher, but even then it's led to a lot of unattractive guys getting laid, which as an attractive guy upsets me. Should upset you too I think.

[Rykoshet]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

The more female friends I have, the more I've realized that women are kind of retarded when it comes to males. They constantly make a big deal of nothing, which just confuses us and makes us not give a shit.

Men don't understand women because we are straightforward. Women should be able to understand men (since, like I said, we're essentially as straightforward as they come), but you should hear some of the shit they talk about. This weekend, this girl I know was trying to figure out what she could text a guy so that he would come over her place (at night). I literally facepalmed, because...it's really making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Do you want to come over?" What's so hard about that?

:lightbulb:

I should seriously write a relationship book for women. I could fill it entirely with bullshit and rake in millions. *starts writing*

Also, I think Robert Jordan best described it in his Wheel of Time books. It's called The Game of Houses and it's basically the ability to interpret a million words in a simple raising of an eyebrow. The subtlest of gestures are perceived as having a deep and well thought-out meaning. Basically making a mountain out of a molehill.

Women think everyone functions like that. When you say "I'm going to watch UFC with my friend at the bar" they start going through the 10 most likely women you're sleeping with at that moment. It's absurd and it's also why women are the inferior sex. They're too busy fucking around with stupid shit like this while men are doing stuff and communicating in a clear language with ZERO FUCKING SUBTEXT!

[zooting22]

Don't think that these women are sluts for having sex with random men from clubs, think that you're pathetic because you can't do it yourself.

Why would I want to do that?

[Syphilis]

This, children, is what is known as the "Call of the Virgin".

OP sounds like he's been cheated on.

Someone had his first experience with women.

Someone just got broken up with.

What is all this?

That's right, you've all got no balls ^^ (WAN especially )

Someone tells you the truth, and you say crap like that to make yourself sleep better at night.

You're trying to find excuses for what I'm saying. No excuses are needed, everything I've said is the absolute truth.

You think I have to be a virgin, or broken up with, or whatever to say this. I'm saying this because this is the only thing that will save most of you from a miserable, boring existence where you get nagged by your wife, and walked all over by everybody.

You think I must have been screwed over to be this "cynical", but it's not being cynical, if you'd open your eyes, you'd see that everything I am saying is right.

Look at all the ~40+ year old married men you know. Whipped, aren't they? Wife isn't very attractive anymore? Put on lots of weight, and he's tolerating that? Got his balls tied down, so he isn't getting the sex he wants, and he's not having it with attractive women. A man with balls wouldn't be tolerating that, he'd be out finding some decent looking women. Not settling down. He doesn't buy a sports car, instead he compromises with his wife to buy an SUV.

Why would anyone get into a relationship if they're going to let themselves by walked all over by their girlfriend or wife? Exactly, they can't get anything better. They can't be bothered to improve themselves or their own life, so they settle for a poor existence.

And so on.

Grow some balls. Yeah, it's easier to make funny jokes calling me a virgin or whatever, but that isn't going to improve your life. Getting some man-balls is.

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by lockedbanana

Why would I want to do that?

Well, it doesn't really matter if you want to or not, so long as you don't delude yourself by thinking "oh, they all must be sluts."

Which they are, but ALL women are sluts if you push their buttons (or get them drunk.) Men who fail with women wouldn't be saying that if they were able to take home a different woman each night.

[Obbe]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

That's right. Grow some fucking balls.

Stop being your girlfriend's bitch. Stop doing things to make her happy. YOU should be making yourself happy.

If your girlfriend is bringing you down at all, throw her away. Relationships are about sex and fun, not compromise or any of that crap that mummy told you.

Life isn't fair, neither are relationships, so quit whining about it and accept it ... etc.

Great advice Syphilis. Fathers should teach their sons this.

[zuperxtreme]

What are you, 12?

[postdiluvium]

Geez... I just read all of that. Like every guy goes through that phase at some point in their lives. "Hey I'm a pimp because I bang all the puss I want!" I've never been one of those guys. Maybe because I'm somewhat more of a man with self assurance. I'm very selfish with my energy and time. I go out and try to either accomplish shit or make the proper steps to accomplishing shit every day. Because I actually do accomplish shit, sometimes something really cool, I have shit loads of confidence. If a girl cheated on me, so fucking what? She can go, I doubt I'll have problems finding another. Is she going to find someone better than me? I doubt it. I doubt it because I have that sort of confidence and every girl I have been with kind of fed into that too.

I don't screw all the women I want, I screw them as they come my way. I think its a waste of time and energy to actively go out and find puss to bang. If you are living your life the way you have always wanted it to be, puss usually goes out to find you. Grow some balls? How about getting a life?

Added - Also, if your girl ever gets you down, you give her an ultimatum; don't just leave. Either she shapes up or you're shipping out. Usually, she will shape up if she has somewhat become dependent on you just being there. If you are shipping out, you obviously need to spend more time making yourself into the person that she would have become dependent on.

[Rocko]

Fuck off, I don't need your shitty advice.

[zooting22]

Don't think that these women are sluts for having sex with random men from clubs, think that you're pathetic because you can't do it yourself.

Originally Posted by Syphilis

Well, it doesn't really matter if you want to or not, so long as you don't delude yourself by thinking "oh, they all must be sluts."

Which they are, but ALL women are sluts if you push their buttons (or get them drunk.) Men who fail with women wouldn't be saying that if they were able to take home a different woman each night.

No...why the fuck would I want to have sex with random men from clubs? Isn't that like, homo?

[Star Wars Fan]

Originally Posted by Rocko

Fuck off, I don't need your shitty advice.

lol.

this thread... ....seriously....just....

[Rykoshet]

Originally Posted by Rocko

Fuck off, I don't need your shitty advice.

You fuck off, I don't need your shitty music.

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[Euda]

I think you're confused. Your suggestion doesn't take any balls and requires a fairly solid escapist attitude. It's the easiest thing in the world to drift through life having fun and only thinking of yourself. Life can be a lot of fun, but there's a huge opportunity cost to always putting yourself first.

You missed a few lessons.

[Obbe]

^

And it is still true, no matter how old you
are - when you go out into the world, it is best
to hold hands and stick together

The writer has no balls.

[Waspish]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

That's right. Grow some fucking balls.

Stop being your girlfriend's bitch. Stop doing things to make her happy. YOU should be making yourself happy.

See, the issue with this is that girls want their own way too.
The point in compromise is that you dont die lonely after not having sex in thirty years.

[Code Of Silence]

Originally Posted by Syphilis

That's right. Grow some fucking balls.

Stop being your girlfriend's bitch. Stop doing things to make her happy. YOU should be making yourself happy.

If your girlfriend is bringing you down at all, throw her away. Relationships are about sex and fun, not compromise or any of that crap that mummy told you.

Life isn't fair, neither are relationships, so quit whining about it and accept it. The jocks get the girls in school because they have balls.

Don't look at women at clubs hooking up with men and call them sluts. You wouldn't be complaining if they were kissing you, would you?

If your girlfriend cheats on you, she's either a whore, or it's your fault because your were a spineless loser without balls who could get her hot.

Women are for fucking, not for trusting, companionship, or friendship. If I wanted a friend, I'd hang out with the guys.

If you think you are in love, you are a bitch. Love is a load of crap invented by women.

If you take your cheating bitch back, you are spineless.

If you take her crap and nagging, you are spineless.

If you compromise at all, you are a spineless loser.

Go out there and screw all the women you want. Screw having a girlfriend and being exclusive, men aren't born for that.

We evolved to screw everything is sight, and now a bunch of feminists and pussy whipped bitches are trying to repress that for "equality" or for "respect" or to be "nice."

Screw that and what they think. Don't think you don't want this, you're just lying to yourself. Don't think that these women are sluts for having sex with random men from clubs, think that you're pathetic because you can't do it yourself.

Don't think your girlfriend will stay with you. Don't think your wife will stay with you. A few little vows mean nothing. When a better man comes along, she'll cheat. If you wouldn't do exactly the same thing as a man, grow some balls and do it.

Grow some fucking balls and screw all the women you want. Forget what society thinks is normal, because what society thinks is normally is a bunch of feminist, politically correct crap.

If you're offended by this, get over it, because it's true. But you can also feel happy in knowing that the world will not change, men will remain the spineless losers they generally are, which means more for all the real men.

You aren't saying anything ground breaking. I have said similar things, though in a more sophisticated and theoretical way here:

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=19865

[Rizzo in a box]

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