I just remember I have a jar of stale piss and semen fermenting in my nightstand

[(´･ω･`)]

I'd ask you kids what I should do with it but I really do not intend to pour it in my butt through a funnel, shit it out and drink it.

EDIT: I fucked up the thread title.

[Axiom]

Fermenting? or waiting to be poured into a condom and taken to a job interview?

[(´･ω･`)]

Originally Posted by Axiom

Fermenting? or waiting to be poured into a condom and taken to a job interview?

I am a successful businessman in the unemployment sector and intend on remaining so.

[Rainycity]

sniff it and get high

[Retard Synrdome]

Fill a balloon with it and throw it into a kindergarten.

[BlackopsNinja]

All of these ideas are full of win. I say do all of em.

[Fuck the FBI]

I have a gatorade bottle full of black piss....I'm afraid to touch it

[Wooden Pints]

OP, I could possibly be interested in that jar.
How much would you be willing to let it go for?

[Axiom]

Originally Posted by Wooden Pints

OP, I could possibly be interested in that jar.
How much would you be willing to let it go for?

There's plenty more where that came from, send tell...

[Method of Madness]

dump it on someones car

preferably find an unlocked one and splash it around

[NamelessNom4d]

How come Totseans/Zokleters and my friend Dave are the only ones who seem to have random bottles of piss laying around?

[Morb]

Originally Posted by (´･ω･`)

I'd ask you kids what I should do with it but I really do not intend to pour it in my butt through a funnel, shit it out and drink it.

EDIT: I fucked up the thread title.

Fine, but I still think it's a fine plan. You should reconsider.

[slowdown]

Get naked except for an untied bathrobe and run screaming into a hospital with jar in hand.

[Morb]

Originally Posted by slowdown

Get naked except for an untied bathrobe and run screaming into a hospital with jar in hand.

This is an even finer idea.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Poop and puke into it. If you've come this far you might as well go for the Disgusting Bodily Excretion All-Stars.

[(´･ω･`)]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Poop and puke into it. If you've come this far you might as well go for the Disgusting Bodily Excretion All-Stars.

There's only so much disgusting bodily excretion you can fit in an empty jam jar. I had to strain muscles I never even knew I had to force my piss to a halt halfway through. My efforts were in vain though, as I splashed my pillow.

Needless to say the damp fabric and rancid smell didn't make my beauty sleep very rewarding.

[crimsonsmoke]

1) Pour it into syringes
2) Run round local park
3) Dog walkers
4) ???????
5) PROFIT!!

[BlackopsNinja]

The answer to your question lies in #4.

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Where the hell does the profit come from?

[Clarphimous]

Originally Posted by (´･ω･`)

There's only so much disgusting bodily excretion you can fit in an empty jam jar. I had to strain muscles I never even knew I had to force my piss to a halt halfway through. My efforts were in vain though, as I splashed my pillow.

Needless to say the damp fabric and rancid smell didn't make my beauty sleep very rewarding.

Maybe you should wash your pillow. If all else fails, get a new one.

[CK-]

I meant to click on Frank's black man thread but it shifted up as the page was loading and I clicked this.

[(´･ω･`)]

Originally Posted by CK-

I meant to click on Frank's black man thread but it shifted up as the page was loading and I clicked this.

Chance favours the prepared mind.