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Old 05-26-2009, 10:36 PM
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Mad I just remember I have a jar of stale piss and semen fermenting in my nightstand

I'd ask you kids what I should do with it but I really do not intend to pour it in my butt through a funnel, shit it out and drink it.

EDIT: I fucked up the thread title.
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Old 05-26-2009, 10:38 PM
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Fermenting? or waiting to be poured into a condom and taken to a job interview?
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Old 05-26-2009, 10:43 PM
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Fermenting? or waiting to be poured into a condom and taken to a job interview?
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Old 05-26-2009, 10:43 PM
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sniff it and get high
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Old 05-26-2009, 10:46 PM
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Fill a balloon with it and throw it into a kindergarten.
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All of these ideas are full of win. I say do all of em.
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:58 AM
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Default Re: I just remember I have a jar of stale piss and semen fermenting in my nightstand

I have a gatorade bottle full of black piss....I'm afraid to touch it
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OP, I could possibly be interested in that jar.
How much would you be willing to let it go for?
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:26 AM
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OP, I could possibly be interested in that jar.
How much would you be willing to let it go for?
There's plenty more where that came from, send tell...
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:59 AM
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dump it on someones car

preferably find an unlocked one and splash it around
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:39 AM
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How come Totseans/Zokleters and my friend Dave are the only ones who seem to have random bottles of piss laying around?
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:58 AM
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I'd ask you kids what I should do with it but I really do not intend to pour it in my butt through a funnel, shit it out and drink it.

EDIT: I fucked up the thread title.
Fine, but I still think it's a fine plan. You should reconsider.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:04 PM
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Get naked except for an untied bathrobe and run screaming into a hospital with jar in hand.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:23 PM
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Get naked except for an untied bathrobe and run screaming into a hospital with jar in hand.
This is an even finer idea.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
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Poop and puke into it. If you've come this far you might as well go for the Disgusting Bodily Excretion All-Stars.
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Old 05-28-2009, 06:51 PM
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Poop and puke into it. If you've come this far you might as well go for the Disgusting Bodily Excretion All-Stars.
There's only so much disgusting bodily excretion you can fit in an empty jam jar. I had to strain muscles I never even knew I had to force my piss to a halt halfway through. My efforts were in vain though, as I splashed my pillow.

Needless to say the damp fabric and rancid smell didn't make my beauty sleep very rewarding.
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Old 05-28-2009, 06:54 PM
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1) Pour it into syringes
2) Run round local park
3) Dog walkers
4) ???????
5) PROFIT!!
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Old 05-29-2009, 03:33 AM
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The answer to your question lies in #4.

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Where the hell does the profit come from?
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There's only so much disgusting bodily excretion you can fit in an empty jam jar. I had to strain muscles I never even knew I had to force my piss to a halt halfway through. My efforts were in vain though, as I splashed my pillow.

Needless to say the damp fabric and rancid smell didn't make my beauty sleep very rewarding.
Maybe you should wash your pillow. If all else fails, get a new one.
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Mad Re: I just remember I have a jar of stale piss and semen fermenting in my nightstand

I meant to click on Frank's black man thread but it shifted up as the page was loading and I clicked this.
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I meant to click on Frank's black man thread but it shifted up as the page was loading and I clicked this.
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