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Old 05-27-2009, 11:34 PM
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Default I want to fuck this really ugly girl

I'm turned on by her grossness. She's pretty cool, but still. I would just do it, but if anyone finds out I will be the butt of jokes for years. also I seriously doubt any hot girls would ever have sex with me if they knew.

what should i do?

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Old 05-27-2009, 11:36 PM
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Cool story bro. I seriously doubt a hot girl would have sex with you anyway.
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:42 PM
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its so obvious that this is the first stab at some snatch youve had in a while
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:43 PM
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its so obvious that this is the first stab at some snatch youve had in a while
I have not gotten laid since early february. My balls are set to explode soon.
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:49 PM
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Default Re: I want to fuck this really ugly girl

On a scale of 1-10 how hot is she?
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:50 PM
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On a scale of 1-10 how hot is she?
like a 3

shes only that high because shes not fat
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:52 PM
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well, as soon as your finished you're going to want to kill yourself out of disgust.
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:53 PM
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Alcohol. Use it generously.
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:55 PM
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If she's not fat, I see no problem. Use your imagination. Look on the bright side, if she's ugly, her pussy must be tight!
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:10 AM
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The good thing about fucking ugly girls is that no-one notices when you beat them in the face.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:11 AM
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maybe if after i fuck her I choke her to death and bury her in the woods no one will find out?
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:34 AM
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maybe if after i fuck her I choke her to death and bury her in the woods no one will find out?

Sounds good, but you got the order wrong.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:36 AM
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I have not gotten laid since early february. My balls are set to explode soon.
Then by all means go for it
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:38 AM
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Default Re: I want to fuck this really ugly girl

you should just bang her cuz your a loser
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:46 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:06 AM
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I'm turned on by her grossness.
PLEASE elaborate....
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:13 AM
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what should i do?
Paper Bag it.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:14 AM
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like a 3

shes only that high because shes not fat
do it! DO IT! +1 FOR ANY POOTYTANG!

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Old 05-28-2009, 01:16 AM
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well, as soon as your finished you're going to want to kill yourself out of disgust.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:21 AM
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Doggy style without a mirror?
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:22 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:24 AM
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Might wanna double bag it just in case.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:30 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:40 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:43 AM
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Default Re: I want to fuck this really ugly girl

I've said this quite a few times but...

the cubans have a saying:

He who eats the good food and the bad food still eats twice.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:43 AM
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Cool story bro. I seriously doubt a hot girl would have sex with you anyway.
Actually I think I saw a picture of him once. Probably one of the better looking guys on zoklet.

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Old 05-28-2009, 03:39 AM
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I stopped worrying about fucking ugly woman after #3
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Old 05-28-2009, 04:25 AM
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Ugly chicks need love too faggot.
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Old 05-28-2009, 04:30 AM
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I've said this quite a few times but...

the cubans have a saying:

He who eats the good food and the bad food still eats twice.
This. Sex is sex.

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Old 05-28-2009, 07:17 AM
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ain't no such thing as a bad pussy
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:20 AM
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ain't no such thing as a bad pussy
You're obviously lucky enough to have never contracted the clap, my friend.

OP, nobody's looking at the mantlepiece when they're poking the fire.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:23 AM
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This thread will be much cooler once you learn that she gave you genital warts.

Please make happen thnks.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:25 AM
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This thread will be much cooler once you learn that she gave you genital warts.

Please make happen thnks.
Nah, you can get rid of those, shoot for a more recurring disease.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:28 AM
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Do it.

Maybe she'll be sooo grateful for the sex, she'll let you go through the back-door.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:28 AM
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Walk up to her naked and fuck her in the ass... Tell her if she doesnt like it, she should due to the fact its the only sex she'll get in her lifetime... After that huff some Raid.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:58 AM
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Cool story bro. I seriously doubt a hot girl would have sex with you anyway.
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to the OP, yes it is pretty obvious that you feel you have a chance to get in bed with this ugly girl, because she likes you, but you think you are better than her but you know you cant get any other pussy, so you try to justify fucking her to yourself so that... fuck i forgot what i was saying
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Old 05-28-2009, 08:53 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:32 AM
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Thread worthless without pics.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:00 PM
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Duffle Bag her entire torso, leaving the only vector open to you being her snatch; pound away, then bon voyage, you saved yourself from optic impairment!
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:34 PM
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Actually I think I saw a picture of him once. Probably one of the better looking guys on zoklet.

/gay
/gay? ChiChi are you saying that you actually are gay? I mean you did say he's one of the better looking guys on zoklet. I mean I remember rumors from back in the day how you were confused with your sexuality so if you are gay it will be a-ok with me buddy.
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