I don't usally start a lot of threads, especially ones where I don't really know where they go, but I had to memorialize this one before I fogot it, so please feel free to move or copy this wherever you feel appropriate.
This was the lead-in to some pet-care product commercial. Certainly not of Epictetus status, but a jewel, in my view, nonetheless.
"Dogs are pretty popular this year, what with that guy that runs the country getting one for his daughters and all..."
I guess I picked Der PolitiK simply due to the reference to "that guy that runs the country" part.