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Old 05-30-2009, 04:50 AM
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If you could, would you replace parts of your body with artificial parts that worked better? I would be down for some bionic eyes with zoom and night vision and HUD and cool shit like that. Or replacing my legs and arms to make me much faster and stronger. And retractable claws on my hands thanks very much.

I would be more worried about messing with the brain though, but I guess we could have a much better understanding of it by then. Thoughts? Is it likely this will be a real issue in the next 70 years or so?
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Old 05-30-2009, 08:35 AM
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Are you trying to say its likely to appear in the military first? I'd tend to agree.
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:04 AM
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Are you trying to say its likely to appear in the military first? I'd tend to agree.
No. He's clearly saying he wants an aircraft carrier implant.
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Old 05-30-2009, 05:52 PM
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bionic commando is an awesome game
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Old 05-30-2009, 06:30 PM
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as soon as I get off work today I'm going to get food and beer. Should be drunk by 4pm. G/f wanted to go see a movie tonight, this is my suttle way of saying "no".
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Old 05-30-2009, 06:36 PM
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Are you trying to say its likely to appear in the military first? I'd tend to agree.
I believe he wants airplanes landing on his penis
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Old 05-30-2009, 07:32 PM
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I believe he wants airplanes landing on his penis
I believe he wants to replace his cock with a warship.


But hey, who doesn't?
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:46 PM
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I believe he wants to replace his cock with a warship.


But hey, who doesn't?


to make his metaphor....no longer a metaphor?
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:49 PM
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laser eyes that can shoot holes in stuff.
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:52 PM
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Sybil gave me a link with mods, I am sure he still has the URL.

I would probably go with eyes also.
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:55 PM
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Nothing. But I would like 1 camera functioning laser in the back of my head to shoot my enemies.
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:02 PM
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I think the better question is,
What wouldn't one replace?
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