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Old 05-30-2009, 11:18 PM
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The driver wearing this bumper sticker died last week in a fatal car accident, his airbag deployed...yet the crucifix he wore around his neck popped it resulting in his head being broken against the steering wheel.
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:24 PM
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The driver wearing this bumper sticker died last week in a fatal car accident, his airbag deployed...yet the crucifix he wore around his neck popped it resulting in his head being broken against the steering wheel.
*Trying to contain laughter*
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:25 PM
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If thats not irony I don't know what is.
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:36 PM
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That be funny if he went to hell.
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:01 AM
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If this story is true, it's an other point for the non-belivers !
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:04 AM
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i call bullshit. op, unless you post a link confirming your statement, i have won this duel.
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:05 AM
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i call bullshit. op, unless you post a link confirming your statement, i have won this duel.
Try this. I highly recommend it.
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:09 AM
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^Agreed. Funny, but this sounds more like a chain email than a real story.
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:12 AM
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unless you post a link confirming your statement, i have won this duel.
That's stupid. So just because he has no reference means he's automatically bullshitting?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Quite an interesting story.
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:18 AM
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That's stupid. So just because he has no reference means he's automatically bullshitting?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Quite an interesting story.
Well, there's no doubt in my mind it HAS happened somewhere in the whole wide world at least once. But wouldn't a reference would make it seem more like he wasn't bullshitting?
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Old 05-31-2009, 05:03 AM
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i call bullshit. op
Oh, you caught me

Yes, the story came from my mind, it was more of a hope than an attempt to misdirect anyone.

Unfortunately, there are some people existing in this world who just deserve to lose their lives in such a sardonic fashion.
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Old 05-31-2009, 05:07 AM
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I love when people believe bullshit on the internet
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how does something hanging around your neck puncture an airbag?
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Oh, you caught me

Yes, the story came from my mind, it was more of a hope than an attempt to misdirect anyone.

Unfortunately, there are some people existing in this world who just deserve to lose their lives in such a sardonic fashion.
Knew it, anyway Cool Story Bro.
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