In the first movie they hyped up the battle between the head honcho vampire and the wussy human turned vampire turned werewolf. The whole way through the movie you kept telling yourself "it's ok, that final action scene will make up for the sub par acting, cliche storyline filled with typical characters and boring action scenes" Why wouldn't it? The only man capable of being both werewolf and vampire was going fight the head of the vampire organization, Victor.
And then BAM! 5 minutes of the werewolves secret weapon getting his ass beat severely by an old man. I don't even think the guy got a hit in on Victor. Then the final blow in the balls, the goth bitch flies through the air like a faggy anime character and cuts the old fart in two and that was it.
I was speechless. I had to watch the club scene from the first Blade movie 14 times consecutively to get my mind off the piece of garbage I had just watched.
The climax of the movie was like when you're done masturbating and you come to the sudden realization that you didn't nut into Sasha Greys mouth but into sock that had been lying on your floor for an undetermined amount of time.
Basically what I'm trying to say here is I don't plan on watching Underworld 3.
Last edited by Frank; 01-26-2009 at 09:04 AM.