Bob posted a bunch of stuff before totse went down. To bad I didn't save it
Ok... So I was cleaning my room and came accross several pages of quotes, poems, etc mostly by members here that were particularly good for whatever reason... Unfourtunatly alot of the really nice quotes are from the IRC and I don't want to dig through the logs to try to find them... so this is only what I happened to write down on paper... Some are probably from APC... Some are from other forums too... but being pyros that actually get around a bit ill leave them... Some are also from completely different things... but seem to fit anyways.
I've decided to repost them here so that the regulars here can re-read them and have a nice warm fuzzy feeling... Now thinking about it this would have been great for x-mas... but meh.
Regulars are welcome to post any quotes they have written down too of course.
RELEASE THE AWESOME!
"Most people outgrow their pyro tendencies, we are the ones whose tendencies out grew us"
-unknown, possibly from E&W?
"Got casein suspension in aqueous solution of lactose?"
"Girl, wanna see me firing my 12 inch?"
"ANAL, its not what you think."
-So many people have said something to this effect that I wouldn't say any one person should be credited with it.
"If you don't learn how to pound your plowshares into swords before they outlaw swords, you sure as hell ought to before they outlaw plowshares too."
-RogueSci banner... though actually from some dude.
"Bombs are a waste of good explosives."
"Find a chemical for a purpose, not a purpose for a chemical"
"Chem is the most important part of creating HE. Common sense is the most important part of not dying while making HE."
"Follow the yellow link road."
"I try to inject some humor into the lives of the more intelligent members, and I also try to inject some feelings of ignorance and belittlement into the lives of the more moronic members."
"Unfortunatly we can tell you're lying, you still have fingers to type shit on totse."
"He who hath smelt the smoke is ne'er again free."
"Strontium is red, copper is blue, CuO/Al thermite burns like my love does for you."
My poverty, but not my will, consents"
"My snot is black, that says it all"
My tools are that of fire and flash, And I fill the night sky with spent gas and hot ash. Every crack you hear and flame you see is of what sets me free. And once you see my grand symphony, you will have the epiphany, this is more than just chemistry, its a form of intimacy. Open your eyes, and open your heart, as I fill the night sky with my art."
"People find it so absurd
at least, it's what I'm told.
Standing safely down on earth,
I watch my work unfold.
Silver streaks and crimson sparks
shimmer though the sky.
A stroke of thunder loudly breaks,
I wave my work goodbye.
Countless hours of concentration
just to create this constellation
But I must now quickly go.
It may be pretty everytime
still it's regarded as a crime
the art that I call pyro.
Tone shifting sonnets FTW!"
(sorry, I probably screwed up the formatting)
"As the darkness is setting in all around.
Eyes look upwards from the ground.
My creations ready to hit the sky.
This will be some 4th of July.
The first initial cracks of mortars.
Are greeted with cheers from my supporters.
Earsplitting flashes of colorful power.
Are starting to make the neighbors sour.
My little globes continue their artful barrage.
Dad smiles with approval watching from the garage.
Whistles and bangs from mystical powders.
Are constantly growing louder and louder.
Then it comes, the grand finale.
Cheers and screams as the neighbors rally.
Police jump on me, telling me to remain calm.
For now, my art is called a bomb."
"I am by no means supporting the wannabe terrorists, but i don't really like the media either. They often appear to use scaremongering tactics to gain viewers"
"Let not slip the dogs of faulty nomenclature, for followeth in their wake a fine pink mist that was once you."
"I am working on a paper that will get me problems from the CIA, ATF, FBI, NSA, AND the SS."
"Life, that deadly disease, sexually transmitted."
-from some guy on SMDB IIRC.
"Price/lb. PWNs you."
"R-salt is an interesting explosive, good to try atleast once. Kind of like man-love. But not really. Nothing like man-love. I am done."
"Desperation tends to make one sort of flexible."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."
-Alice in wonderland.
"Your failings can become your most powerful weapons. See the world as an outsider, and you can learn to do the impossible. The former nerd makes the best wildman."
"Would it kill you to do more research? Well it certainly won't kill you if you do enough."
"damn almost everyone in this thread got fucked up by AP"
"He who hath smelt the smoke may ne'er again park out of the rain,"
"These days with the price of oil, fabricated terror threats, and idiotic politicians, one of my goals is to find a better solution to air travel. It got me thinking: jet engines are big, loud, and expensive, while house flies are small, quiet, and extremely cheap."
-Tzar (wish I could remember the sex toys quote)
Makes me wish I had saved more of the good ones from IRC...
MH-iforgotmypassword 2008-11-11, 15:10 elemental rXXXn porn
Lithium is a slut and really really doesn't care who has its outer electron, so the oxygen in water is like hey f*ck you hydrogen! That electron is more sexy than yours. So it kicks hydrogen out and shacks up with lithium instead. But oxygen is a pimp, and keeps one of its two hydrogens anyways, and so lithium, oxygen, and hydrogen have sex, producing a lot of energy, and the kicked out hydrogen goes away, and sometimes commits suicide by lighting itself on fire, monk-style.