Games you don't enjoy that everybody else LOVES

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by alexander224

So, this us is your new account, OpiateSeclorum868?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

Its you. I think.

[33% God]

Metroid and The Legend of Zelda series.

Not even that I don't enjoy the games,just that I never played one and couldn't be fucked to either. They look boring as shit to me.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by 33% God

Metroid and The Legend of Zelda series.

Not even that I don't enjoy the games,just that I never played one and couldn't be fucked to either. They look boring as shit to me.

Try Majora's Mask. It's not like the others in the Zelda series. It's darker, more fun, more intense, etc etc.

[capn-chronic]

wow

[PirateJoe]

Super Smash Brothers is really stupid.

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by 33% God

Metroid and The Legend of Zelda series.

Not even that I don't enjoy the games,just that I never played one and couldn't be fucked to either. They look boring as shit to me.

This is some sorry shit right here.

[Anima Mundi]

Originally Posted by PirateJoe

Super Smash Brothers is really stupid.

That's what makes it fun.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

trying everything in your inventory to see what works

A sign that you have no insight, originality or wit.

[Revvy]

Pretty much like everything really... Well, everything which is critically acclaimed.

Though I have to say Halo was very over-rated.

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

A sign that you have no insight, originality or wit.

K.

Some of the puzzle solutions in Grim Fandango were so esoteric and complicated that I'm 100% certain even a rugged manly man like yourself, with a brain undoubtedly the size of a fucking watermelon didn't solve all of them straight off the bat through sheer ingenuity.

[Maddo]

Originally Posted by Wineblood

Half Life
Deus Ex

Heretic

[Revvy]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

K.

Some of the puzzle solutions in Grim Fandango were so esoteric and complicated that I'm 100% certain even a rugged manly man like yourself, with a brain undoubtedly the size of a fucking watermelon didn't solve all of them straight off the bat through sheer ingenuity.

Quick! Strike him down whilst he's on the defensive!!!

[Von Bass]

Half Life 2. By that, I mean that after having played through Half Life 1 and various addons, I was a little disappointed by HL2. It was still good, it was still fun, the end section with the gravity gun was pretty good for example, but I somehow just didn't enjoy it as much as HL. Maybe its also becuase I hate Steam for some reason.

I never enjoyed The Sims, and don't see anything in WoW, although I've never actually played it...

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

K.

Some of the puzzle solutions in Grim Fandango were so esoteric and complicated that I'm 100% certain even a rugged manly man like yourself, with a brain undoubtedly the size of a fucking watermelon didn't solve all of them straight off the bat through sheer ingenuity.

Give me a few examples of these "complicated puzzles" so that I can laugh at your incompetence in greater detail.

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by Enter

Try Majora's Mask. It's not like the others in the Zelda series. It's darker, more fun, more intense, etc etc.

I really love a game completely based on time trials. Really. I do.

[skyclaw441]

Halo. God, I hate that game.

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by skyclaw441

Halo. God, I hate that game.

Go play your Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, weeaboo

[skyclaw441]

Originally Posted by P_R_Deltoid

Go play your Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, weeaboo

This shit again?

Not really a fan of those either. The thing about Halo is that the first person perspective totally fucks my mind over. I hate playing in that perspective. I actually like racing games the best. And for when I get really bored, Pandemic 2 or Pokemon will do the job. Really, the only "weeaboo" game I like is .hack. Otherwise, anime games are really annoying.

[Wineblood]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

But not enjoying Half-Life and Deus Ex? That's a one way ticket to nullifying your opinion forever.

Considering what you posted, that's pretty funny.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by P_R_Deltoid

Go play your Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, weeaboo

Final Fantasy > Halo.

Whaaaat? This shit was bound to happen in a thread like this.

[skyclaw441]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Final Fantasy > Halo.

Whaaaat? This shit was bound to happen in a thread like this.

Except this individual calls me a weeaboo repeatedly. 0_0

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Final Fantasy > Halo.

Whaaaat? This shit was bound to happen in a thread like this.

Go play EVE, faggot.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by skyclaw441

Except this individual calls me a weeaboo repeatedly. 0_0

He's a 15 year old (no kidding) snotboy. Ignore the little fuckling.

Originally Posted by P_R_Deltoid

Go play EVE, faggot.

lulz it has an opinion

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

lulz it has an opinion

What opinion? I didn't express an opinion.

[Spam Man Sam]

Halo, I can't stand that jewish bullshit.
Gears of War

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by P_R_Deltoid

What opinion? I didn't express an opinion.

Exactly.

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Exactly.

Oh man, I'm so confused

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by P_R_Deltoid

Oh man, I'm so confused

That's because you're a stupid little dumb child.

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

That's because you're a stupid little dumb child.

this head movie makes my eyes rain!

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

Halo and Gears of War

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by Wineblood

Considering what you posted, that's pretty funny.

Oh yeah? What game that I posted do you consider to be beyond reproach?

Neither Deus Ex nor Half-Life are flawless, but to claim that you don't enjoy either makes you look like a fucking moron.

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Give me a few examples of these "complicated puzzles" so that I can laugh at your incompetence in greater detail.

Here's something from a walkthrough straight from the beginning of the game:

Head to your office, and pick up the playing cards on the table. Next,
head to Eva's desk, and use the cards on her hole punch. Head down to
the lobby, where you'll be accosted by a demon complaining about the
tube system. Head out to the street, and go visit the clown at the
festival. Converse thusly:
"Practing What?"
"Twist me up one of them, eh fella?"
"Bet ya can't do a cat."
"A dead worm"
You'll get a deflated balloon, which you should put up. Ask the clown
for another one by saying:
"My kid wants another balloon animal"
"Do you have any more dead worms back there?"
Head back into the building, and into the packing room (on Manny's
right when you walk in). Use one deflated ballon on the red hose, one
on the blue hose, then head upstairs to your office. Use each balloon
on your message tube, and watch the fun happen! Head back to the lobby
and to the tube switching room (opposite the packing room). Turn the
deadbolt on the open door, and then strike up a conversation with the
demon.
"Who would do a terrible thing like this?"
"Well, I gotta split"
You'll end up with the fire extinguisher, which you won't use just yet.
Leave the room, and then head back in. Open the door, and use the
perforated playing card on the red tube. You've got your new client!
Unfortunately, you can't do much for her. Tell her:
"Excuse me, but I have to go straighten this mess out"
Head down the hall to Don Corpal's office, and then... well, lets just
say you're in trouble.

If you think that shit is logical and you figured it out straight away without any form of trial and error, you're some kind of Adventure game savant who either deserves a gold medal or should be locked up in an asylum.

[P_R_Deltoid]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

Head out to the street, and go visit the clown at the
festival. Converse thusly:
"Practing What?"
"Twist me up one of them, eh fella?"
"Bet ya can't do a cat."
"A dead worm"
You'll get a deflated balloon, which you should put up. Ask the clown
for another one by saying:
"My kid wants another balloon animal"
"Do you have any more dead worms back there?"

The conversation looks fairly perverse when you only hear what the clown has to say.

[VagineMachine]

fucking counter strike.

due to how my boyfriend loves it more than he loves me.

[VagineMachine]

Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death

Halo and Gears of War

Halo I can understand, but I can't think of one shitty thing about gears of war - that game is so intense, i don't understand how it can be hated.

[HektikNinja]

Guitar Hero
Rockband
GTA4
most FPS's
The Sims
Wow

I'm more of an RTS/Racing Sim kinda guy.

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by VagineMachine

but I can't think of one shitty thing about gears of war

There are many shitty things about Gears of War.

The godawful plot, the repetitive combat, the shitty vehicle section, and the boring bosses all spring to mind immediately.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

Oh yeah? What game that I posted do you consider to be beyond reproach?

Neither Deus Ex nor Half-Life are flawless, but to claim that you don't enjoy either makes you look like a fucking moron.



Here's something from a walkthrough straight from the beginning of the game:

Head to your office, and pick up the playing cards on the table. Next,
head to Eva's desk, and use the cards on her hole punch. Head down to
the lobby, where you'll be accosted by a demon complaining about the
tube system. Head out to the street, and go visit the clown at the
festival. Converse thusly:
"Practing What?"
"Twist me up one of them, eh fella?"
"Bet ya can't do a cat."
"A dead worm"
You'll get a deflated balloon, which you should put up. Ask the clown
for another one by saying:
"My kid wants another balloon animal"
"Do you have any more dead worms back there?"
Head back into the building, and into the packing room (on Manny's
right when you walk in). Use one deflated ballon on the red hose, one
on the blue hose, then head upstairs to your office. Use each balloon
on your message tube, and watch the fun happen! Head back to the lobby
and to the tube switching room (opposite the packing room). Turn the
deadbolt on the open door, and then strike up a conversation with the
demon.
"Who would do a terrible thing like this?"
"Well, I gotta split"
You'll end up with the fire extinguisher, which you won't use just yet.
Leave the room, and then head back in. Open the door, and use the
perforated playing card on the red tube. You've got your new client!
Unfortunately, you can't do much for her. Tell her:
"Excuse me, but I have to go straighten this mess out"
Head down the hall to Don Corpal's office, and then... well, lets just
say you're in trouble.

If you think that shit is logical and you figured it out straight away without any form of trial and error, you're some kind of Adventure game savant who either deserves a gold medal or should be locked up in an asylum.

You're a fucking idiot.

Notice how I used bold. It's to bring some extra emphasis to your stupidity. No text markup can completely emphasize your idiocy though.

It's obviously clear that you've never played Grim Fandango. Playa.

[ManCannon]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

It's obviously clear that you've never played Grim Fandango.

Except I have, so there goes that.

Playa.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by ManCannon

Except I have, so there goes that.

Playa.

I don't see why a stupid fucker like you would bother playing a great game like Grim Fandango. Obviously you're far too retarded to make anything out in that work of perfection.