e-how to be a drug dealer

[friloc]

So i went looking for an e-how on being a drug dealer, because in today's age of communication, there are always people who have come up with ideas and would like to share them on how to do anything better. However, the e-hows on your usual wiki's don't like to touch on this often. So guys what would you include on the most up to day e-how to be a drug dealer? How about some suggestions on how people keep their use stash and their deal stash separate, or how to find your clientele at your local college and so forth...

edit: changed sell stash to use stash... (redundunancy)

[Caramello Koala]

You don't look need to look at guides to learn how to become a dealer.

[Herpy Derpy]

Deal stash and sell stash? If you mean personal stash and deal stash just keep them in 2 different places in bags.

Don't sell to random people.

Don't flaunt it.

Don't be a bastard, don't overcharge.

Never rip anyone off, it'll come back. One way or another.

It'll take time to build up a repertoire. But if you treat people right, they'll keep coming back.

Never grow/cook/whatever where you deal.

[friloc]

you don't need to look at guides to do anything. however i've found that people in general come up with good tips on things. and if you want to do something better than everybody else, a good start is to read a guide.

[zombo.com]

rule 1 shit happens. don't stress when things deviate from plan, adapt and overcome
rule 2 you do what you have to. (be prepared for consequences of this however, see rule 1)
rule 3 don't try and teach your grandma to suck eggs
When you run across and expert or specialist in a complimentary field with useful skills don't try and micromanage them, learn form them instead.
rule 4, everything's negotiable.

those are the distilled wisdom form my years workin. the rest is details.
oh yeah, most importantly...don't do stupid shit that will get you caught, like the people on the news last night speeding in out of state plates carrying 12 pounds of nuggets.

[ComradeAsh]

You will need an associate for this:

Sail to Miami.
Look for a man named Frank Lopez, he’ll help you out in exchange for the murder of a man named Emilio Rebenga.
You do this without much thought, stabbing and killing Rebenga during a riot, and they receive their residency.
Over the next few weeks, you and Manny begin working in a small Cuban food stand to make money, but you soon grow restless. You balks and demands at least $1,000. Omar will also give you the money for the deal as well as weapons just in case anything goes wrong.
You refuse, prompting Hector to threaten him with a chainsaw, going as far as chopping Angel to bits in front of you. After a gunfight, You, Manny, and Chi Chi escape with the cocaine and the money after killing Hector and his associates. Instead of allowing Omar to take the cocaine to his boss Frank Lopez, You take it to Frank personally, already distrusting of Omar. Frank, an affable, gregarious man, takes a shine to you immediately, impressed by his sense of humour and bold attitude. You and Manny end up getting a job under Frank in the drug dealing business. Meanwhile, you take an interest in Frank's girlfriend, Elvira Hancock.
Frank takes You, Manny and his associates out to the Babylon Nightclub which Frank frequently attends. A few months later, you pay a visit to your estranged family's home. You leave, but Gina runs after you.
Sometime later, while in Bolivia, You and Omar begin discussing business plans with plantation owner and drug kingpin Alejandro Sosa on the behalf of Frank, who couldn't make it down. You begin making major decisions about distribution of the drugs, angering Omar, who believes only Frank has authority to make such decisions. Omar and You begin arguing over the matter, while Sosa offers Omar a quick helicopter ride back home to talk over the transaction with Frank. However, Sosa then orders one of his men on the chopper to hang and kill Omar, explaining to you that he was allegedly a police informant some years back. However, Sosa believes that you are trustworthy and makes you one of his business partners, but warns you never to cross him. After returning to Florida, You come under heat by Frank, who is angry at what happened to Omar, as well as your new setup with Sosa. Frank warns you that Sosa is a backstabber and not to be trusted. You and Frank end your business relationship, while you begin making bolder passes at Elvira, one of them right in front of Frank.
At the Babylon nightclub, you are shaken down by a corrupt Miami narcotics detective, Mel Bernstein, who informs him he has evidence linking you to the murders of Rebenga and the Colombian drug dealers. Forced to talk with Bernstein, the crooked cop proposes to "tax" You on your transactions in return for police protection and information. You are convinced Frank sent Bernstein to shake you down because only Frank would know details about the murders. While talking to Bernstein, You are distracted by the sight of his sister Gina dancing with a low-level drug dealer. You sees him take her into the men's restroom to make out with her and snort cocaine. You throw the man out of the bathroom and berate Gina. Gina tells you she is old enough to do whatever she wants including going into the men's restroom with a man which prompts you to slap her. While at the Babylon, You are nearly killed by two hit men. You manage to escape, wounded but alive, and are convinced that Frank is responsible for the hit. You instruct two of his men to call Frank at exactly 3 am at his office with the words, "We fucked up. You and Manny track Frank down to his car dealership, and find Frank in the middle of a meeting with Bernstein. You trick Frank into confirming he was behind the attempted hit. Admitting what he did, Frank then begs for mercy at your feet even offering Elvira to him. Manny kills Frank on Your order, and you kill Bernstein. All seems to be going well for you. Manny and Gina begin dating behind your back, afraid of what his reaction would be if he found out.
You post bail and are out of jail while awaiting trial. Your lawyer tells him that although he can plea-bargain away most of the time you face, he will still end up doing at least three years in prison for evading income taxes.
In exchange, Sosa will use his contacts in the US Justice Department to keep you out of jail. You are reluctant to kill a civilian, but seeing no other options, agrees to the deal. Manny tries to talk you out of going to New York, even though you don’t tell him about the hit, because he has a bad feeling.
Soon, Elvira becomes tired of the dealer lifestyle, and leaves you after a fight at a restaurant. Afterwards, a drugged and drunken you start yelling at the patrons for looking at him in disgust. After his tirade, you storms out of the restaurant with Manny in tow.
You and Alberto, Alejandro's best henchman, travel to New York looking for the activist. Unfortunately, it is your aversion to harming innocent people (especially women and children), that undoes you. When Alberto ignores you, you grow angry and shoot him in the head.
You return to Florida to find your mother upset over Gina's new attitude (whom she believes you corrupted) and a furious Sosa phones you, threatening to kill you for not going through with the plan. You go to find Gina at an unknown mansion, and see her and Manny together in night robes. Realizing Manny has slept with your sister, you shoot and kill Manny in a cocaine-fuelled rage, which you later deeply regret, before Gina reveals that they just married the day before and were going to surprise you. You and your men take a distraught Gina back to his mansion. While you later sit in his office snorting a huge pile of cocaine, the gunmen begin quietly killing your guards outside.
Gina enters your office wielding a gun, mocking the implicitly incestuous motivation for his jealousy of the men in her life before shooting and wounding you in the leg. One of the assassins enters the office through the window and kills Gina before being killed by you. Robbed of the element of surprise, Sosa's gunmen launch an all-out assault on your mansion as he cradles Gina's body in his arms. In a cocaine-fuelled rage, you burst from your office with an M16 assault rifle with an M203 grenade launcher attachment and begins shooting wildly at the attacking henchmen, killing dozens of them despite being mortally wounded yourself. The carnage continues until Sosa's lead assassin (the same assassin who killed Omar) shoots you in the back with a sawed-off shotgun.

[friloc]

despite how excellent of a drug dealer scar face was i did mention i'd like some MODERN stuff.

[ZeroMalarki]

Protip: Get a new phone and get a sim card unrelated to you, make sure it's pay as you go and top it up only with cash. Delete messages as and when you need to.

This is what I would do.

Try watching Weeds for the ins and outs of it.

Also, don't get high off your own supply

[seafoo]

1. Find a wholesaler
2. Find customers. ( Hanging out at shady bars is a good spot for this.)
3. Buy in bulk. Cut the product into $20 -$50 bags
4. Sell it to all the losers.

There you go. You're a drug dealer. The trick is to have customers, and keeping the fiends happy. Being a drug dealer is hard and dangerous work. For everyone who makes it there are dozens sitting in jail or dead. Don't expect to make much of a profit at first, getting started in this field is a time-consuming and expensive process, but eventually , you should at least try to make a 50% return on your investment (like make $50 profit on every $100 worth of drugs you move) otherwise all you're doing is putting yourself at risk and doing people favors for no reason.

Always have your phone on, always keep product on hand. Convenience is a big factor. The less time you keep your people waiting around the more they'll respect you. Always keep your word and don't talk shit if you can't do something then don't say you can.

[SLIM]

OP is 13/14 years old.

[dedraic]

It's not hard. Buy low, sell high. Make sure you have a couple of friends who have your back if anything is shifty. And try not to be the guy peddling to end users. If you are that guy, be prepared for the most annoying time of your life every time something popular comes in.

If you're seriously moving stuff though, no way the internet is going to get you ready for it. Just have to get the experience.

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by dedraic

Buy low, sell high.

*giggle*

[WannaFuckWannaSex0r]

dude just go to college and become rich so you dont have to deal omfg what a tard.

[friloc]

There are some good tips in here, and thanks for not leaving out the basics. although i've been at this small time in the past, i'm collecting the tips for an actual how to guide (nothing major just a start). keep it coming

the idea is to make money in college to get out without loans actually on the subject of college and the 13/14 year old comments ^_^

[all_for_war]

if you have to look it up don't sell. Also drugs aren't cool. Also can a mod please tell me who's owns the OP dummy account.

[Phlegm!]

Tips on Field work:

Don't ever loose your cool and start bugging out in public when you got product on you; play it smooth and remain inconspicuous at all times. Meet your clients in confined, shaded areas; just so it's not in an open space where CID could snuff you out when your guards down, or have a pedestrian onlooker report you. Keep it casual, and discipline your temper when dealing with sloppy customers, who might not have the money on time; obviously you will have to draw the line if this becomes intermittent, but keep your patience and give them time to raise the funds. Wear some jogging trousers underneath a pair of jeans, so you can have the product stashed in your inner pocket, and if police search you they won't be able to find shit. It might come in handy to be armed, if you're venturing into uncharted waters; such as gang territory, or unfamiliar areas, and have auxiliary troops on backup for a quick call, if shit gets hairy. Don't carry large quantities of product, otherwise you're digging yourself a deeper hole if you do get apprehended by the feds. Good luck! Also, be vigilant and have situational awareness, initiate 'fluid moments' naturally, by adapting to scenarios presented to you, and never snap.

[Lysergic Rain]

Never tell anyone who you buy from, how much you pay for it, how much money you make, or how much you're holding. Never!

Just sell to friends and tell them to never tell anyone that you're dealing. When I sold I would just sell to my friends and if I was smoking with someone who I thought was cool I would let tell them and that's how I grew my customer base. Its easier at college though.

If you're selling good shit like AK-47 then there is nothing wrong with selling .9 bags. If you're selling normal bullshit then make sure its a full gram. Don't lie about strains. Don't feel bad about ripping people off, they deserve it.

[jator]

I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh

[neil420]

You're gonna fail at it, so don't try.

[FrY]

Drugs are bad mmmmmkkkkkkk

[FrankyDiesel]

FUCK! I LITERALLY JUST WROTE YOU A MANUAL! AND THEN IT SOMEHOW GOT DELETED.GOD DAMNIT!

alright,Im gonna waste some more time helping you out.

Buy a "pay as you go" cell phone,give that number to your customers and your customers only.Never ever give your customers your personal cell phone or home number.Never talk about drugs or anything on ANY OF YOUR PHONES EVER!

Driving with shit in your car is risky...Dont drive around with two ounces of weed in your car broken up into quarters.even having two ounces in one bag with spare baggies is "intent to distribute" in some places.
Dont drive around fucked up if you have shit in your car,EVER.
Make sure your car is clean of seeds/stems/residue/scent.
Always be positive your headlights and turn signals are operating.
Make sure that your car is current with registration/insurance etc etc.
Keep your shit in your trunk.

Dont dress like a fucking idiot! Wearing a shirt with a huge pot leaf on it with a hat on backwards is screaming to a cop "come search me!" In other words...dont dress/act like a fucking cop magnet.

Be smooth.If you HAVE to make a deal in public,be smooth.You will learn this over time...

DONT FRONT EVER! Like Notorious BIG said "You think a crackheads paying you back Shit forget it"

Selling to friends and family is up to you.Depends on what and who you are dealing with.I would sell weed to family or friends...but I dont like involving real business with personal shit.It just gets to hectic...to much room for error and hurt feelings...

Dont deal with cop magnets if you can avoid it...You know what Im talking about,That kid you know who is always in trouble because he does stupid shit and gets caught?

Never,tell or talk about anyone you yourself buy from...or how much...or where...nothing about nobody...got it? It aint there fuckin business.

When you go to buy from your guy...Bring hundred dollar bills.Nothing pisses me off more then anything when you sell shit to someone and when they pay it looks like they robbed the local seven eleven."When you gonna break out the change jar motherfucker?" is what I think of.

That should get you started kid.Be smart.Be smooth.If you act like a professional you get paid like one...Remember that.

[Crashwangdoodle]

I would recommend getting your customer base, don't chase around them, they should be chasing around you!

[all_for_war]

Originally Posted by Crashwangdoodle

I would recommend getting your customer base, don't chase around them, they should be chasing around you!

You have to look for customers yourself at first. Than later people will be coming to you. Or if you're really gangster you kill a independent and take his fone.

[Mr. Heiny]

First off, wtf are you selling, diff drugs need to be sold differently.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

1. Have friends who do drugs
2. Obtain supply
3. Supply the demand from friends

Wow, that was fucking hard.

[Lord hang man]

keep your friends close, and your enemies in the deep freeze.


// Mr Heiny is a fed.

[Tick Tock]

I don't think anybody explicitly stated this, but make sure you can actually sell the product. Know how many potential customers you will have ahead of time. Know who does what drugs in your client base and how much everyone buys. You can then calculate what you buy based on this. There is nothing worse than ending up holding too much product with no one to sell to. I know some will laugh at that, and drugs should move themselves easily most of the time, but it can happen. Not having enough isn't a big deal, you can just get more as soon as possible. As long as you do it within a reasonable amount of time, your customers should understand. Having too much is definitely a big deal though. You'll end up wasting it on yourself or desperately selling it cheap without making a profit just to get rid of it.

You probably already know, but in case you didn't, the smaller the amount of product you sell individually, the more money you make. 8ths make you more money than quarters. Try to sell as small as possible to maximize profit.

Make sure to invest in a quality scale that will weigh your product accurately.

Your success as a dealer depends on the connections you have, and how high up on the drug ladder your connections are. The lower on the ladder your connect is, the harder it will be for you to deal. You will have a very hard time just getting product from your local middleman dealer and trying to re-sell it. You have to go higher up on the ladder to get deals that are actually good. The ladder system will be a huge liability for you. If any link on the ladder runs into trouble, your business will suffer as result, but people won't blame the high-up drug lords, they will blame you.

Alternatively, you can try to bypass the ladder by investing considerable time and expense to make/steal drugs yourself. This is even harder to do then fucking with the ladder though, and a shoestring budget will not cut it. Re-selling from connects is good for someone trying to make some money with a smaller start-up investment. This alternative strategy will work, but it's better suited for the "drug entrepreneurs" who have much more to invest in the project. Even in the end, you will still need a client base, and if you think buying too much product sucks, imagine how bad things get when you mass-produce it and make too much.

We have yet to get to the worst part though. The worst part is, if you are not carrying your dealing out perfectly, you will not make much money at all. Honestly, there is more money in flipping burgers than there is in being a small time dealer. (I'm not referring to the dealers higher up obviously.) Yes, selling drugs is probably easier than flipping burgers, but at least burger-flipping is legal and consistent. Do not try to make small-time dealing your main source of income. At best, it is just a good source of extra income on the side.

You could do everything perfectly, and make quite a lot of cash for yourself. As previously mentioned, that's probably not how it will go in reality. The odds of becoming a rich, successful dealer are quite slim. If you're that lucky, just go win the lottery. You'll make more money than you would dealing anyway.

[Bong McPuffin]

Drug dealing in 10 easy steps or less.

1.) Know your product.

2.) Know where to obtain your product. Wether through another dealer, or making it yourself.

3.) Don't rip people off. Karma is a bitch, and usually comes back with a gun.

4.) The less people that know that you are actually a dealer/grower the better. A good one is "I just bought this shit from my guy, want me to see if I can get some?" And then act like you got the weed from someone else. If they ask to see the guy personally, say you can't, he's on parole and being watched. Nobody questions that.


5.) Learn metric fluently. This is vital.

6.) If you are planning on growing your own to sell, sell only in bulk to 2 or 3 people that you trust. Let them sell to their friends. This way the wealth is spread around, and you are protected by layers. You make your money in one big shot, and they make money on their investment by dubbing an ounce or a quarter pound out. Everyone wins this way.

7.) Don't sell to police... ever. This is just common sense. If someone approaches you randomly that you do not know, DO NOT SELL OR ADMIT TO ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES TO THIS PERSON! Remember... everyone, and I repeat EVERYONE that you do not trust 100% is wearing a wire. Treat them like a loaded gun.

8.) Have a loaded gun handy. If selling in your house, don't have it on you, but have it easily accessible. If selling in your car, don't have it on you. have it in your glove box or under the seat or something. Getting caught with a gun and drugs = way worse than just getting caught for having drugs.

9.) Never carry more than you are going to sell in 1 or 2 deals.Do not take an entire ounce out to sell a dime bag. Take maybe a dubs worth with you incase they want to buy more.

10.) To avoid disputes, make sure your bag compliments the size of the purchase.... a gallon size zip-lock for a dub is ridiculous. Sandwich baggies are standard, zip-lock sandwich bags are ideal. Don't use those little printed baggies about the size of a postage stamp. Ever. These can be traced back to you through reverse social engineering.


Thats about it really... I mean, theres more to it, like learning how to spot cops, unmarked cars, when a deal is going south, when to leave an area, etc... but this all comes with the job eventually.

[Have A Cigar]

I kinda like these little guides

A rule I would add is never sell to shady fucks and never flash your big bag to anybody if you dont wanna get jacked. Even those who you think may be alright people to sell to cause you know them from wherever doesn't mean shit, just watch your back.

[Mor3BL7]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

You will need an associate for this:

Sail to Miami.
Look for a man named Frank Lopez, he’ll help you out in exchange for the murder of a man named Emilio Rebenga.
You do this without much thought, stabbing and killing Rebenga during a riot, and they receive their residency.
Over the next few weeks, you and Manny begin working in a small Cuban food stand to make money, but you soon grow restless. You balks and demands at least $1,000. Omar will also give you the money for the deal as well as weapons just in case anything goes wrong.
You refuse, prompting Hector to threaten him with a chainsaw, going as far as chopping Angel to bits in front of you. After a gunfight, You, Manny, and Chi Chi escape with the cocaine and the money after killing Hector and his associates. Instead of allowing Omar to take the cocaine to his boss Frank Lopez, You take it to Frank personally, already distrusting of Omar. Frank, an affable, gregarious man, takes a shine to you immediately, impressed by his sense of humour and bold attitude. You and Manny end up getting a job under Frank in the drug dealing business. Meanwhile, you take an interest in Frank's girlfriend, Elvira Hancock.
Frank takes You, Manny and his associates out to the Babylon Nightclub which Frank frequently attends. A few months later, you pay a visit to your estranged family's home. You leave, but Gina runs after you.
Sometime later, while in Bolivia, You and Omar begin discussing business plans with plantation owner and drug kingpin Alejandro Sosa on the behalf of Frank, who couldn't make it down. You begin making major decisions about distribution of the drugs, angering Omar, who believes only Frank has authority to make such decisions. Omar and You begin arguing over the matter, while Sosa offers Omar a quick helicopter ride back home to talk over the transaction with Frank. However, Sosa then orders one of his men on the chopper to hang and kill Omar, explaining to you that he was allegedly a police informant some years back. However, Sosa believes that you are trustworthy and makes you one of his business partners, but warns you never to cross him. After returning to Florida, You come under heat by Frank, who is angry at what happened to Omar, as well as your new setup with Sosa. Frank warns you that Sosa is a backstabber and not to be trusted. You and Frank end your business relationship, while you begin making bolder passes at Elvira, one of them right in front of Frank.
At the Babylon nightclub, you are shaken down by a corrupt Miami narcotics detective, Mel Bernstein, who informs him he has evidence linking you to the murders of Rebenga and the Colombian drug dealers. Forced to talk with Bernstein, the crooked cop proposes to "tax" You on your transactions in return for police protection and information. You are convinced Frank sent Bernstein to shake you down because only Frank would know details about the murders. While talking to Bernstein, You are distracted by the sight of his sister Gina dancing with a low-level drug dealer. You sees him take her into the men's restroom to make out with her and snort cocaine. You throw the man out of the bathroom and berate Gina. Gina tells you she is old enough to do whatever she wants including going into the men's restroom with a man which prompts you to slap her. While at the Babylon, You are nearly killed by two hit men. You manage to escape, wounded but alive, and are convinced that Frank is responsible for the hit. You instruct two of his men to call Frank at exactly 3 am at his office with the words, "We fucked up. You and Manny track Frank down to his car dealership, and find Frank in the middle of a meeting with Bernstein. You trick Frank into confirming he was behind the attempted hit. Admitting what he did, Frank then begs for mercy at your feet even offering Elvira to him. Manny kills Frank on Your order, and you kill Bernstein. All seems to be going well for you. Manny and Gina begin dating behind your back, afraid of what his reaction would be if he found out.
You post bail and are out of jail while awaiting trial. Your lawyer tells him that although he can plea-bargain away most of the time you face, he will still end up doing at least three years in prison for evading income taxes.
In exchange, Sosa will use his contacts in the US Justice Department to keep you out of jail. You are reluctant to kill a civilian, but seeing no other options, agrees to the deal. Manny tries to talk you out of going to New York, even though you don’t tell him about the hit, because he has a bad feeling.
Soon, Elvira becomes tired of the dealer lifestyle, and leaves you after a fight at a restaurant. Afterwards, a drugged and drunken you start yelling at the patrons for looking at him in disgust. After his tirade, you storms out of the restaurant with Manny in tow.
You and Alberto, Alejandro's best henchman, travel to New York looking for the activist. Unfortunately, it is your aversion to harming innocent people (especially women and children), that undoes you. When Alberto ignores you, you grow angry and shoot him in the head.
You return to Florida to find your mother upset over Gina's new attitude (whom she believes you corrupted) and a furious Sosa phones you, threatening to kill you for not going through with the plan. You go to find Gina at an unknown mansion, and see her and Manny together in night robes. Realizing Manny has slept with your sister, you shoot and kill Manny in a cocaine-fuelled rage, which you later deeply regret, before Gina reveals that they just married the day before and were going to surprise you. You and your men take a distraught Gina back to his mansion. While you later sit in his office snorting a huge pile of cocaine, the gunmen begin quietly killing your guards outside.
Gina enters your office wielding a gun, mocking the implicitly incestuous motivation for his jealousy of the men in her life before shooting and wounding you in the leg. One of the assassins enters the office through the window and kills Gina before being killed by you. Robbed of the element of surprise, Sosa's gunmen launch an all-out assault on your mansion as he cradles Gina's body in his arms. In a cocaine-fuelled rage, you burst from your office with an M16 assault rifle with an M203 grenade launcher attachment and begins shooting wildly at the attacking henchmen, killing dozens of them despite being mortally wounded yourself. The carnage continues until Sosa's lead assassin (the same assassin who killed Omar) shoots you in the back with a sawed-off shotgun.

double the thanks due to your st3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

[moby_dick]

1) Buy drugs
2) Find people willing to buy said drugs for a higher price
3) ?????
4) Profit.

Asshat.

[Mellow_Fellow]

Don't ask people on the internet? Use your common sense? Don't fuck people over, but don't forget some will try and fuck you over.

Consider whether the risks are worth it, because chances are if you need an "e-how" then it's not going to be.

[Phlegm!]

Bookmarkzzz...

[all_for_war]

Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

10.) To avoid disputes, make sure your bag compliments the size of the purchase.... a gallon size zip-lock for a dub is ridiculous. Sandwich baggies are standard, zip-lock sandwich bags are ideal. Don't use those little printed baggies about the size of a postage stamp. Ever. These can be traced back to you through reverse social engineering.

Theres nothing wrong with using printed baggies.They're basicaly untraceable if you sell fast.

[Bong McPuffin]

Originally Posted by all_for_war

Theres nothing wrong with using printed baggies.They're basicaly untraceable if you sell fast.

Not only can they be traced back to you if you buy a specific kind, they also block the view of the bud in the bag.

Everyone I've ever sold to has much appreciated the fact that I spend the extra $0.50 on the clear zip-loc sandwich bags. Not only can they examine the bud without having to take it out of the bag, the zip-loc keeps the weed nice and moist. Because if you are going to make any serious money selling weed, the trick is to buy your weed dry. Get the best and driest weed you can (Not like bone-dry where it just crumbles into dust... but dry enough to still be buds, but easily snap apart like pop-corn.

Next step is to get some air-tight jars, and some celery from the grocery store. Cut a stalk off and then slice it half way through the stalk long-wise... a big gash down the inside of the U shaped stalk from end to end. What you need to do is not put the celery to the side of the jar, hold the stalk in the center of the jar and then bury it in the buds. This lets the water slowly bleed out of the celery and into your bud. Let these jars sit over night, and then add more celery as needed to get the moisture content up. What you are doing is moistening the weed to add weight. This boosts your profit, and its not shady. My customers prefer it, because the moisture makes the weed burn way slower in the bong, so they feel like they are getting more for their money, and I'm getting more of their money at the same time.

If you buy an ounce of dry weed, and then you celery it in a jar for a night or two, you can seriously add several grams of moisture to the buds. If you bought a whole pound worth of dry weed and its good weed, you can add an entire ounce of moisture to your weed, at a street price of $230 per ounce of weed, you just got paid $230 to put celery in a jar with your weed. Thats profit on top of profit if you buy in bulk and then dub or eighth it out at 3.2grams for an eighth and 1.7grams for a dub. If you spent $2000-2500 on a pound, and then dubbed it out with the celery trick, you could probably make back $3000 or more, which is $500 profit at least, which you could reinvest into infinity into more weed.


NOTE: NEVER ADD STRAIGHT WATER TO A BAG! THIS IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO ENSURE A MOLD ATTACK! ALWAYS BE SURE TO USE AIR TIGHT JARS! OPEN YOUR JARS FOR A MINUTE OR TWO EACH DAY! AND CHANGE YOUR CELERY OFTEN!

Also, Orange peels add a unique flavor to your bud, and idiots will pay more for it if you sell it right.

[Tillmyeyesbleed]

If your looking to the web to become a dealer, stay the fuck out of the dealing buisness. No offense but you will be taken advantage of, and shit on.

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

Words.

You've just described a humidor.

[DirtyDickMurdoch]

dont get high on your own supply....only work on a c.o.d basis oh and avoid the law

P.S dress and talk like tony montana and carry multipal fire arms nipe r:

[all_for_war]

Originally Posted by Bong McPuffin

Not only can they be traced back to you if you buy a specific kind, they also block the view of the bud in the bag.

Only one side of a baggie is printed.......

[Bong McPuffin]

Originally Posted by all_for_war

Only one side of a baggie is printed.......

I've seen them printed on both sides before.

Still though, those little stamp bags are crap. All of my customers past and present agree.