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Old 03-18-2009, 11:47 PM
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Indeed, last time I tried I couldn't bulk up shit. The thing is, I probably eat like a starving hobo at a free buffet but don't gain a single pound. Fucking metabolism. Plus I end up buying smokes instead of protein cans or something.

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Fuck smokes. I must have lost about 50 pounds in 6 months from smoking and not working out. I have one every once in a while, but its detrimental to bulking up.
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:51 PM
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Indeed, last time I tried I couldn't bulk up shit. The thing is, I probably eat like a starving hobo at a free buffet but don't gain a single pound. Fucking metabolism. Plus I end up buying smokes instead of protein cans or something.

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You can definitely do it - weightlifting, lots of water and *consistent* calorie surplus can get you there. If you are diligent, and make sure you calculate the amount of calories you take in every day, keeping it above, say, 3500 every day, you will gain weight. It's not easy, but it's possible. I'm just waiting till my holidays start again so I can really concentrate on it and do it properly.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:41 AM
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The nice thing about having a small frame is that when you get older, you're less likely to get fat living the same lifestyle as your fatass peers.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:23 AM
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You can definitely do it - weightlifting, lots of water and *consistent* calorie surplus can get you there. If you are diligent, and make sure you calculate the amount of calories you take in every day, keeping it above, say, 3500 every day, you will gain weight. It's not easy, but it's possible. I'm just waiting till my holidays start again so I can really concentrate on it and do it properly.
You eat 3500 calories a day?! God I'd look like a wildebeest on steroids if I consumed that much food every day.
Damn men and their fast metabolisms.
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You eat 3500 calories a day?! God I'd look like a wildebeest on steroids if I consumed that much food every day.
Damn men and their fast metabolisms.
Im still waiting to see a pic of you
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Old 03-19-2009, 06:14 AM
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You do realize in the time it took you to write this post you probably could have found one?
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Old 03-19-2009, 06:46 AM
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You eat 3500 calories a day?! God I'd look like a wildebeest on steroids if I consumed that much food every day.
Damn men and their fast metabolisms.
From a "test" I made, I burn 2700 calories by sleeping, going to school, breathing and posting on totse.

Oh, and drinking. I'm drunk btw.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:36 PM
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You can definitely do it - weightlifting, lots of water and *consistent* calorie surplus can get you there. If you are diligent, and make sure you calculate the amount of calories you take in every day, keeping it above, say, 3500 every day, you will gain weight. It's not easy, but it's possible. I'm just waiting till my holidays start again so I can really concentrate on it and do it properly.
I consume around 4000-4500 calories a day, and im a twig.
My metabolism + the amount of stuff I do just burns it all away.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:06 PM
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I consume around 4000-4500 calories a day, and im a twig.
My metabolism + the amount of stuff I do just burns it all away.
Then have 5k-6k calories.

Unless your body is retarded, it'll get the message.
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