My friend's new girlfriend

Major General Franklin Kirby · #1 06-05-2009, 04:23 AM

They have been webcamming for the last three weeks and he is travelling to the Philipines to meet her. I'm looking out for him and don't want him to get ripped off. Anyway I know a lot of zoklet users are into Asians so does anyone have any recent experience with doweries in the Phillipines?

What can a westener expect? Lady is college educated, and speaks english fluently. She is also the youngest in the family and parents are pretty well off. It is my understanding that she inherits her parents home and rice farm.

Angry Blue Bird of Death · #2 06-05-2009, 04:26 AM

He must be delusional to be going out with a slope.

Dfg · #3 06-05-2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by asians make me sick

They have been webcamming for the last three weeks and he is travelling to the Philipines to meet her. I'm looking out for him and don't want him to get ripped off. Anyway I know a lot of zoklet users are into Asians so does anyone have any recent experience with doweries in the Phillipines?

What can a westener expect? Lady is college educated, and speaks english fluently. She is also the youngest in the family and parents are pretty well off. It is my understanding that she inherits her parents home and rice farm.

Short answer No, it doesn't work that way.

pygar · #4 06-05-2009, 05:09 AM

These type of relationships are relatively common in Australia. Australia is not to far from Thailand/Philippines.

you can see in the streets some of the ugliest, dirtiest, poorest mugs in Australia with a chink. Why? Asian women marry an Australian resident not a man.

That being said, if i can't manage a decent long term relationship by the time I'm 35, I'll be booking the first flight to Thailand.

By all accounts they are efficient and obedient women.

ADDED BONUS: my daughter will most likely be hot....creepy as that may be.

Black Flag · #5 06-05-2009, 05:13 AM

How much is he paying for her?

Syphilis · #6 06-05-2009, 05:20 AM

Let him do it. Some people just have to learn the hard way. Obviously, it's not like he can do better.

Major General Franklin Kirby · #7 06-05-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dfg

Short answer No, it doesn't work that way.

Well then could you please enlighten us as to how it does work then?

DJ Meaty Cheeks · #8 06-05-2009, 05:48 AM

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fux0rz · #9 06-05-2009, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by asians make me sick

They have been webcamming for the last three weeks and he is travelling to the Philipines to meet her. I'm looking out for him and don't want him to get ripped off. Anyway I know a lot of zoklet users are into Asians so does anyone have any recent experience with doweries in the Phillipines?

What can a westener expect? Lady is college educated, and speaks english fluently. She is also the youngest in the family and parents are pretty well off. It is my understanding that she inherits her parents home and rice farm.

Don't worry, I've got his back

Super Fetus · #10 06-05-2009, 06:11 AM

It's probably actually a middle aged man wanting to harvest your friend's kidneys

IcarusTheFool · #11 06-05-2009, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Flag

How much is he paying for her?

I would also like to know this. And if you could, tell him to ask her if children are more or less expensive.

Dfg · #12 06-05-2009, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by asians make me sick

Well then could you please enlighten us as to how it does work then?

If it was any other poster (except some flagged ones) I would have written a long reply detailing various aspects of dowry but since it's you, I will not bother with it.

www.google.com <-- Use it.

Yeah, I can be an asshole especially when someone tries to be an asshole

to others.

Good Luck.

LiquidIce · #13 06-05-2009, 06:46 AM

Have you forgotten where you are?

pix

slm33d · #14 06-05-2009, 06:57 AM

Fuck the asians get a russian bride.

slm33d · #15 06-05-2009, 07:03 AM

Fuck the asians get a russian bride.

kirby · #16 06-05-2009, 07:23 AM

Philipina women are fucking crazy. I know two guys who married some, and their in economic ruin and crazy debt.

This one idiot met her online on a yahoo chat, used that ploy "oh help me hero" and got him to pay for her apartment in the philipines,s omewhere in manilla.

Then came time for marriage, he had to do two weddings, and then when marriage came it was transformer decieptacon mode off, since she became a btich and within little time got him in jail for being abusive and "hitting her" while it was the other way around and she actually stabbedh im a few times lol.

Now he lost his lil mcmansion (was paidoff years back) car (bmw E46 M3, like i said few years back) and she got over 200K cash by the lawyers. And then she brought over her bf from the philipinas and bam.

S'trak'yn'yar Krongoth · #17 06-05-2009, 01:40 PM

Tell him to keep an eye on his kidneys. Keep a lid on your drinks at all times, notice people looking at you etc.

Kidneys are important, kidneys are your friend.

WAN · #18 06-05-2009, 11:33 PM

Tell him to inspect the "pek-pek" first to ensure it's of top quality

AsianGentleman · #19 07-15-2009, 05:17 AM

wow lots of racism lol. buh yea she could be skammin him. then again so can any whore in the USA 2. depends. just make sure ur buddy dnt be buyin her anythin ova 300. and yea she wont inherit shitt. Asian rule of family is that oldest male gets it. if no male is ther then oldest female. youngest gets short end. alwayss. im chinese. trust me i know

Daily · #20 07-15-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

wow lots of racism lol. buh yea she could be skammin him. then again so can any whore in the USA 2. depends. just make sure ur buddy dnt be buyin her anythin ova 300. and yea she wont inherit shitt. Asian rule of family is that oldest male gets it. if no male is ther then oldest female. youngest gets short end. alwayss. im chinese. trust me i know

shut up

jackketch · #21 07-15-2009, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

wow lots of racism lol. buh yea she could be skammin him. then again so can any whore in the USA 2. depends. just make sure ur buddy dnt be buyin her anythin ova 300. and yea she wont inherit shitt. Asian rule of family is that oldest male gets it. if no male is ther then oldest female. youngest gets short end. alwayss. im chinese. trust me i know

Good post but might we have it again for the English speakers among us? Remember, this is a BBS not an SMS!

Daily · #22 07-15-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

wow lots of racism lol. buh yea she could be skammin him. then again so can any whore in the USA 2. depends. just make sure ur buddy dnt be buyin her anythin ova 300. and yea she wont inherit shitt. Asian rule of family is that oldest male gets it. if no male is ther then oldest female. youngest gets short end. alwayss. im chinese. trust me i know

Wow, loads of racism. But yeah, she could be scamming him. Then again, so can any whore in the USA, too. Depends. Just make sure your buddy doesn't buy her anything over ($?) 300. And yeah, she won't inherit shit. The Asian rule of the family is that the oldest male gets it. If there is no male, then the oldest female gets it. Youngest gets short end. I'm Chinese. Trust me guyz, I know.

Something like that?

0x29A · #23 07-15-2009, 06:00 AM

Superman dat hoe

Syphilis · #24 07-15-2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

wow lots of racism lol. buh yea she could be skammin him. then again so can any whore in the USA 2. depends. just make sure ur buddy dnt be buyin her anythin ova 300. and yea she wont inherit shitt. Asian rule of family is that oldest male gets it. if no male is ther then oldest female. youngest gets short end. alwayss. im chinese. trust me i know

Please stop bumping month old threads.

Especially since you obviously know absolutely nothing about women.

Dumpster Slut · #25 07-15-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpheus

This thread needs more black cocks.

ok im sorry, i lol'd

The English Gentleman · #26 07-15-2009, 11:31 PM

Terrible idea. They are the most mercenary of mercenary women. They will marry him, pop out 'his' kids. Get permanent citizen ship then divorce him, then turn his kids against him and then go around offering her now horse collar sized crotch to anyone and everyone.