Looking Miserable

[enkrypt0r]

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I was looking for tips on how to make yourself like you've been through hell. I seem to remember a Totse thread about it, but I don't remember much of the content. I'm looking for things such as darkening under the eyes to make myself look like I haven't slept in days, or possibly even making my eyes look like I'm going through serious withdrawal. Tips for clothing/hair/face/shaving/etc, everything is useful to me. I need to look like I've got serious problems and I've got excuses not to get things done. Thanks for any help you can give me.


Oh, and also: inb4heroin

[Sybil]

How about... just not being a fag and don't sleep for a couple of days?

[Horselover Fat]

^^^^This, or get a junk habit

[dirtyangelswithfaces]

Maybe getting extremely drunk so that you have a huge hangover the next day might help?
While getting drunk, sit in a dark room staring at your computer screen so that your eyes get really tired. Then early in the morning go out for a walk/run while being wasted.
You should look like crap when you wake up.

[ysr2096]

I shoot up every day, but I never look tired.

What can I do?

[Sydney-Floyd]

drink buckets of seawater
i hear it works a treat

[Equinox]

Eyeshadow/Eyeliner. (Tiredness, withdrawal)

Foundation. (Paler skin)

When standing still, sway slightly. When sitting, pretend to be almost falling asleep/slipping into unconsciousness, then 'wake up'. And slouch.

[captain_pants]

Originally Posted by enkrypt0r

MODS: If there's a forum better suited for this, please feel free to move it.

I was looking for tips on how to make yourself like you've been through hell. I seem to remember a Totse thread about it, but I don't remember much of the content. I'm looking for things such as darkening under the eyes to make myself look like I haven't slept in days, or possibly even making my eyes look like I'm going through serious withdrawal. Tips for clothing/hair/face/shaving/etc, everything is useful to me. I need to look like I've got serious problems and I've got excuses not to get things done. Thanks for any help you can give me.


Oh, and also: inb4heroin

Go to 4chan

[enkrypt0r]

Originally Posted by captain_pants

Go to 4chan

I just want to LOOK dead, not BE dead.

Thank for your help, those of you who said something constructive.

Sybil: I often go upwards of three days or so without sleep, and you'd never be able to tell by looking at me.

[zooting22]

Visit shocksites

[Travis Bickle]

Get a thorough ass kicking twice a week, smoke a pack of cigs a day along with a 5th a day. Start shooting meth or heroin 3 times a day. Eat a girl out who has herpes. Don't shower for months at a time, never brush your teeth. Never shave or cut your hair. Always have a scowl on your face.

[Sybil]

Originally Posted by enkrypt0r

Sybil: I often go upwards of three days or so without sleep, and you'd never be able to tell by looking at me.

Bull, fucking, shit. Even if you don't feel it, your body shows it, no matter what, it's not something you can control. it's just a chemical reaction in your body that shows on the outside. I admit, one person can take it better than the other, but it always shows.

[Σnigma]

Give your dog a blowjob.

[SHH]

You're stupid.

[zuperxtreme]

Work out, eat/drink little, don't sleep, get drunk(if you know your limit, just before throwing up).

That should do it.