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Would you give up having access to the internet for two million dollars?


I wouldn't.
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:40 PM
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Depends

how long would i have to give it up for
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Thats fucking crazy. Maybe 20 million.
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forever.
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:43 PM
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i'd give up access

two million

buy a home and not work for a year
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I'd blow all the money then get my internets back....fuck them
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Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?
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Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?
2 million pounds
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in a heartbeat.
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Fuck no.
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:31 PM
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Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?
Ameican dollars
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What's stopping me from using the internet after I get the 2 million?
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:33 PM
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Just my connection, or permanently?
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If you have seen the south park episode, obviously no. But would you include ATM's, gps, using a credit card, or certain cell phone features as "Internet"?
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But how would I get laid?
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:47 PM
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If you have seen the south park episode, obviously no. But would you include ATM's, gps, using a credit card, or certain cell phone features as "Internet"?
no. I'm talking about like the informative and entertaining part of the internet. zoklet, youtube, video gaymen etc
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:51 PM
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But how would I get laid?
Man with 2 million, you could rent out a stripper club.
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2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:54 PM
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Actually, no.
2mil isn't much, frankly. I'd hope to earn more than that in my lifetime with aid from the internet.
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:16 PM
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no. I'm talking about like the informative and entertaining part of the internet. zoklet, youtube, video gaymen etc
Then no, too much info in the world to give up, and libraries don't have lolcats.
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:49 PM
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Ameican dollars
do not be deceived. This is a dodgy counterfit currency made by mexicans, its worth nothing.
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Old 06-10-2009, 06:24 PM
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Fuck yeah. i would cheat somehow though.
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Of course. What a ridiculous question.
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Old 06-10-2009, 06:26 PM
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I would suck a dick for 2 mil but would not give up my internet.
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2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling
This. Assuming the average age on Zoklet is 15/16- Don't lie, it's obvious- that still leaves you with nearly $35,000 a year.
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Bunch of greedy fucks!

I would definitely do it!

Then I would pay someone to browse, and do my internet bidding for me while I watch on my 30'x50' DLP home theatre.

We would communicate via walkie talkie. Also, he could never leave, and have to swear secrecy.
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:23 PM
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Probably, you'd have a helluva lot more fun with 2 million than the internet.
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Of course. What a ridiculous question.
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Uh, duh.

Fuck you, I'd start my own Internet.
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I guess it wouldn't be so bad. You could spend it all in the span of several weeks, and then just kill yourself once you've done everything you want.
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2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling
Definitely. I'd be able to fund a new hobby, open a small business maybe...because then I'd have to use the internet! Loophole ftw!
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2 million in a few weeks?

1 million goes in the bank to make me money, another ~500k invested(stocks, land, gold, whatever) and the rest to pay off whatever you're in debt with. Then I'd keep working, live my life, just more comfortably.
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