For 2 million dollars.....

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Would you give up having access to the internet for two million dollars?


I wouldn't.

[HTS]

.....

No.

Never. Never in my life. Fuck that.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by HTS

.....

No.

Never. Never in my life. Fuck that.

Hell yeah

[pill popper]

Depends

how long would i have to give it up for

[Bender]

Thats fucking crazy. Maybe 20 million.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by pill popper

Depends

how long would i have to give it up for

forever.

[pill popper]

i'd give up access

two million

buy a home and not work for a year

[Fuck the FBI]

I'd blow all the money then get my internets back....fuck them

[Mantikore]

Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Mantikore

Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?

2 million pounds

[superspeedz]

in a heartbeat.

[Σnigma]

Fuck no.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Mantikore

Wait, are we talking 2 million Zimbabwean dollars?

Ameican dollars

[ysr2096]

What's stopping me from using the internet after I get the 2 million?

[Azure]

Just my connection, or permanently?

[Fetus-Smasher]

If you have seen the south park episode, obviously no. But would you include ATM's, gps, using a credit card, or certain cell phone features as "Internet"?

[Former FBI Agent]

But how would I get laid?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Fetus-Smasher

If you have seen the south park episode, obviously no. But would you include ATM's, gps, using a credit card, or certain cell phone features as "Internet"?

no. I'm talking about like the informative and entertaining part of the internet. zoklet, youtube, video gaymen etc

[Barney'sDealer]

Originally Posted by Mr. Black

But how would I get laid?

Man with 2 million, you could rent out a stripper club.

[Sybil]

2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling

[CotDeath]

Actually, no.
£2mil isn't much, frankly. I'd hope to earn more than that in my lifetime with aid from the internet.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

bump

[Fetus-Smasher]

Originally Posted by Alexander224

no. I'm talking about like the informative and entertaining part of the internet. zoklet, youtube, video gaymen etc

Then no, too much info in the world to give up, and libraries don't have lolcats.

[justanotherweirdo]

Originally Posted by Alexander224

Ameican dollars

do not be deceived. This is a dodgy counterfit currency made by mexicans, its worth nothing.

[Young Meth]

Fuck yeah. i would cheat somehow though.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Of course. What a ridiculous question.

[optl]

I would suck a dick for 2 mil but would not give up my internet.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Sybil

2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling

This. Assuming the average age on Zoklet is 15/16- Don't lie, it's obvious- that still leaves you with nearly $35,000 a year.

[SlowBurn]

Bunch of greedy fucks!

I would definitely do it!

Then I would pay someone to browse, and do my internet bidding for me while I watch on my 30'x50' DLP home theatre.

We would communicate via walkie talkie. Also, he could never leave, and have to swear secrecy.

[Travis Bickle]

Probably, you'd have a helluva lot more fun with 2 million than the internet.

[Please insert username]

Originally Posted by asians make me sick

Of course. What a ridiculous question.

this

[zuperxtreme]

Uh, duh.

Fuck you, I'd start my own Internet.

[Σnigma]

I guess it wouldn't be so bad. You could spend it all in the span of several weeks, and then just kill yourself once you've done everything you want.

[Monkmaster]

Originally Posted by Sybil

2 Million pounds is enough to never have to work again. You might not be able to live like a king, but you'll live comfortably. I'd definitely do it and just go travelling

Definitely. I'd be able to fund a new hobby, open a small business maybe...because then I'd have to use the internet! Loophole ftw!

[zuperxtreme]

2 million in a few weeks?

1 million goes in the bank to make me money, another ~500k invested(stocks, land, gold, whatever) and the rest to pay off whatever you're in debt with. Then I'd keep working, live my life, just more comfortably.