Steven Seagal Discussion

ACE_187 · #1 06-18-2009, 01:10 PM

Who makes movies worse than he does? God!!!! He has like 400 shitty movies and he makes a new one every month. The last movie I tried to watch was "Urban Justice" because someone I know told me it was about a guy just killing black people. So I borrowed it. It wasn't about that at all.

But has anyone ever even landed a punch on this guy in a movie? Is there anyone who can pull a trigger faster than he can snatch a gun when it's on his head

This guy sucks balls.

Whenever I need a laugh I read the negative reviews on amazon for his movies. (how he gets positive ones I dont know). Someone there pointed out how he always is wearing a leather trench coat when everyone else is wearing short sleeves to cover up how fat he is. He doesn't even do his own "stunts". And from what I read, Urban Justice was one of his better ones. I have to go see "Kill Switch". They say that is even worse. Plus there is a hot naked girl that is supposed to be his girlfriend who is like 18 lol

skullrider · #2 06-18-2009, 01:11 PM

Chuck Norris' movies

Dfg · #3 06-18-2009, 01:19 PM

Are you kidding me, man his movies are cool. The way he fights with his super ninja techniques man!. This guy is legend.

^Typical Fan

Xlite · #4 06-18-2009, 01:22 PM

Actually he's an Aikido pro, he got his own dojo, and if you were to end in a fight with a guy like that irl, he would break your hand, arm, leg, head or whatever you attack him with.

Aikido is a very effective self defense system. But its hard to attack with since it relies on the attackers strength and speed.

ACE_187 · #5 06-18-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Xlite

Actually he's an Aikido pro, he got his own dojo, and if you were to end in a fight with a guy like that irl, he would break your hand, arm, leg, head or whatever you attack him with.

Aikido is a very effective self defense system. But its hard to attack with since it relies on the attackers strength and speed.

lol I read he got bitch slapped, or choked out or something at an airport and soiled himself. Something like that. He was made unconscious by someone either at an airport or a movie set and crapped in his pants. After that he wanted to either fire or sue the guy who did it.

Drusus · #6 06-18-2009, 01:41 PM

Well thing is, he was never supposed to be an actor. Just like Jean-Claude Van Damme. They're both accomplished sportsmen, and I hear they were/are actually pretty damn good at what they do. I wager he could kick a lot of people's arses, but that doesn't make him a good actor.

Also, what the hell do you expect from a Steven Seagal movie? He makes action flicks, nothing more, nothing less. They're entertaining in their own right, and I often like to watch movies like that. In fact, I just noticed they're playing Under Siege 2 tonight. I'll probably watch it if I have nothing better to do.

Don't expect too much man, he never claimed to deserve an oscar.

Tommy Lund · #7 06-19-2009, 05:17 PM

I have watched quite a few of his movies. They are nice for when you are having friends over and using a movie as an excuse. You can look away for 15 minutes at a time and not miss anything.

And, his album Mojo Priest is suprisingly good. I am actually shocked.

Travis Bickle · #8 06-19-2009, 08:25 PM

Jean Claude Van Dam

Toothlessjoe · #9 06-19-2009, 08:28 PM

His movies are comedy gold. He's the best action star come comedian there is. I mean, his movies are so "bad" they're good. Like Commando. Great to watch with friends.

There are terrible movies and then there are "terrible" movies. You enjoy the latter ones.

Earthbound01 · #10 06-19-2009, 08:35 PM

His early stuff was very entertaining. His switches races in his movies so often. Italian, Cherokee, Black, Thai, etc.

Toothlessjoe · #11 06-19-2009, 08:40 PM

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His early stuff was very entertaining. His switches races in his movies so often. Italian, Cherokee, Black, Thai, etc.

When was he black? LMAO.

sexual assault · #12 06-19-2009, 08:49 PM

I just got a case of his energy drinks in the mail yesterday. "Asian Experience" is the flavor.

I love every movie he has made, just because they're so ridiculous. My dad on the other hand, loves his movies because he actually thinks he's a bad ass. He used to take me to every film of his that came out in the theater, and he also owns all of his movies that are available on VHS.

Cult Leader · #13 06-19-2009, 08:58 PM

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Tommy Lund · #14 06-19-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sexual assault

[IMG]My dad on the other hand, loves his movies because he actually thinks he's a bad ass.

Then, his CD is the perfect birthdaygift.

Monkmaster · #15 06-19-2009, 09:31 PM

Did anyone see the Onion movie? Cock Puncher was hilarious.

Earthbound01 · #16 06-19-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

When was he black? LMAO.

I mean the races he shows affinity with.

Frank · #17 06-19-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

His movies are comedy gold. He's the best action star come comedian there is. I mean, his movies are so "bad" they're good. Like Commando. Great to watch with friends.

There are terrible movies and then there are "terrible" movies. You enjoy the latter ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14

I'm forever in your debt for showing me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14

Miaow · #18 06-19-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Travis Bickle

Jean Claude Van Dam

And I'm Dam Delicious.

ThePhoenix · #19 06-19-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Travis Bickle

Jean Claude Van Dam

You speak the truth

KillSwitch_J · #20 06-19-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovesawedoffpump

lol I read he got bitch slapped, or choked out or something at an airport and soiled himself. Something like that. He was made unconscious by someone either at an airport or a movie set and crapped in his pants. After that he wanted to either fire or sue the guy who did it.

I think you are getting Seagal and Wesley Snipes mixed up.

skullrider · #21 06-20-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sexual assault

I just got a case of his energy drinks in the mail yesterday. "Asian Experience" is the flavor.

I love every movie he has made, just because they're so ridiculous. My dad on the other hand, loves his movies because he actually thinks he's a bad ass. He used to take me to every film of his that came out in the theater, and he also owns all of his movies that are available on VHS.

...is this Hamish Blake!?

sexual assault · #22 06-21-2009, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by skullrider

...is this Hamish Blake!?

wat

gaspode · #23 06-21-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovesawedoffpump

lol I read he got bitch slapped, or choked out or something at an airport and soiled himself. Something like that. He was made unconscious by someone either at an airport or a movie set and crapped in his pants. After that he wanted to either fire or sue the guy who did it.

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