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Old 06-19-2009, 12:59 AM
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for the past few weeks ive been grabbing small things from teachers desks and from supply closets. nothing big, just stuff i might need. and also good pranking materials, but im wondering, is there anything really good that i could snag to make some big money? I cant steal laptops anymore because this kid managed to snag like 5, and now theyre super strict watching u with them.

My friend who stole some laptops opened up the teachers desk using a paperclip today, so now im inspired, even though theres only one week of school left. whats good stuff to grab besides laptops and computers?
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:00 AM
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Books for study.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:01 AM
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Chemicals from the chem lab.

HCL , magnesium strips, NaOH are always available at my school
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:11 AM
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Instead of stealing pens and post-it-notes why don't you steal some girls virginity.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:17 AM
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how bout you quit being a lowlife?
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:21 AM
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Computers, speakers, computer mice, keyboards, security cameras, desks, doors, chemicals, radios, walkie-talkies, Police Officer's taser & pepper spray (Not off of him), books, projectors, paint, art supplies, instruments, diplomas, power-tools and machinery (From shop-class) and televisions had all been stolen from my high-school.

But you're a fuckhead lowlife, who, fuckhead that you are, will probably get caught.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:17 PM
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ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:22 PM
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ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.
lol kiddiot tries to redeem himself
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steal attractive girls and sell them into slavery.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:10 PM
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steal attractive girls and sell them into slavery.
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That or rip all the copper wire out of the walls and take it down to the scrap metal place
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:13 PM
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ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.
You're fucking stupid.
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i dunno... a chair or somethin
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:24 PM
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posts threads and people like this make me and other inteligent young people look like fucking kiddiots and turn a lot of people into adultists.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:36 PM
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Computers, speakers, computer mice, keyboards, security cameras, desks, doors, chemicals, radios, walkie-talkies, Police Officer's taser & pepper spray (Not off of him), books, projectors, paint, art supplies, instruments, diplomas, power-tools and machinery (From shop-class) and televisions had all been stolen from my high-school.

All of these items, and then some. Hand tools and new motor oil from auto shop, welding supplies and raw material from metal shop, various items from the video communications department, lighting equipment from the drama department, stock from the student store and the stadium concessions stand. Rolls of plotter paper from the Drafting losers, janitorial supplies, anything useful the medical office might have, liquid adrenaline from the wrestling team.

I once acquired a roll of the little tickets handed out at the box office for sporting events, and set up a "VIP" section in the stands at a football game. The gate operators were confused as fuck when people with different tickets from the ones being used that night started showing up at the gate without stopping at the box. Of course, there was no VIP section, and I ate well at lunch for the next few weeks.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:41 PM
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op is 15 years old wieghs 150 pounds.
took me two minutes of going through past posts
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:43 PM
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All of these items, and then some. Hand tools and new motor oil from auto shop, welding supplies and raw material from metal shop, various items from the video communications department, lighting equipment from the drama department, stock from the student store and the stadium concessions stand. Rolls of plotter paper from the Drafting losers, janitorial supplies, anything useful the medical office might have, liquid adrenaline from the wrestling team.

I once acquired a roll of the little tickets handed out at the box office for sporting events, and set up a "VIP" section in the stands at a football game. The gate operators were confused as fuck when people with different tickets from the ones being used that night started showing up at the gate without stopping at the box. Of course, there was no VIP section, and I ate well at lunch for the next few weeks.
liquid adrenaline? siriously? i have this theory that in night ops if you have to run, inject that shit and youll run faster is that true?
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:29 PM
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Watch people when they do their locker combinations.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:35 PM
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Graphing calculators. Damn they are so easy to get, and they all look the same so its almost impossible to get caught - if you do, say you thought it was your own. Steal them slowly but surely and sell them all on ebay.

edit: I like the above poster's suggestion too.
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:34 PM
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You should be able to run faster because adrenaline prepares the body for fight or flight. Don't abuse it too much, it puts the entire cardio/pulminary systems in overdrive and can lead to arrhythmia and extreme tachycardia in the heart and pulmonary edema in the lungs. Adrenalin: srs bsns.
lol way ahead of you, i dont touch drugs, the guy that mentioned adrenaline i m pretty sure was implying it to be used as a drug.
i was thinking that with my theory but i thought if the cops are coming after you then your already producing it and if you inject too much you might have a heart attack so i was thinking whether it would be a good idea, hell i dont know what happens when you inject it if the high is too much you might pass out idk.
poppers make your heart palpitate would that help you out? they are legal and getting away from cops is worth..... the uhh..... side effects
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Old 06-20-2009, 08:22 AM
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posts threads and people like this make me and other inteligent young people look like fucking kiddiots and turn a lot of people into adultists.
If you're so smart why can't you use proper grammar?
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Old 06-20-2009, 09:28 AM
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op is 15 years old wieghs 150 pounds.
took me two minutes of going through past posts
Goddamn. I wasn't anywhere near that stupid when I was 15.

OP: Stop stealing paperclips like a bitch and thinking you're badass.

Also, learn to fucking spell if you're so smart.

TL/DR version for fuckheads: Huff raid, GTFO my internets.
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Old 06-20-2009, 09:37 AM
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When I was at school some guys made a bit of cash from lockers. They just ripped them open and took anything worth anything, got caught after a few weeks though I think.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:27 AM
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When I was at school some guys made a bit of cash from lockers. They just ripped them open and took anything worth anything, got caught after a few weeks though I think.
Due to the new maths course coming in everyone in my year and below has to fork out $200 dollars for new graphics calculators.
If someone came through on a Saturday night and went about cutting through locks they could really clean up.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:30 AM
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We had a new teacher (first time as teacher in her life), and we stole all her keys.

That summer, the school's base are belonged to us.

And we abused the shit out of that.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:34 AM
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Due to the new maths course coming in everyone in my year and below has to fork out $200 dollars for new graphics calculators.
If someone came through on a Saturday night and went about cutting through locks they could really clean up.
If you could beat the security sure. The guys I was talking about just did it during the school day with a crowbar in secluded bunches of lockers, lol. They hid the merchandise in another locker.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:45 AM
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Graphing calculators. Damn they are so easy to get, and they all look the same so its almost impossible to get caught - if you do, say you thought it was your own. Steal them slowly but surely and sell them all on ebay.

edit: I like the above poster's suggestion too.
Lol this and believe it or not textbooks. You can sell them on Amazon for a pretty penny and that shit is EASY
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:03 PM
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Goddamn. I wasn't anywhere near that stupid when I was 15.

OP: Stop stealing paperclips like a bitch and thinking you're badass.

Also, learn to fucking spell if you're so smart.

TL/DR version for fuckheads: Huff raid, GTFO my internets.


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Lol this and believe it or not textbooks. You can sell them on Amazon for a pretty penny and that shit is EASY
Yeah true, but be careful with this one. Schools generally care a lot more about their own property than student property, especially poor-ass schools that can only afford new textbooks once every five years.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:06 PM
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Steal toilet paper, you'll never have to buy toilet paper again.
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Go steal some potassium and/or sodium then eat that shit. It'll get you high as fuck.
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:40 PM
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I used to be an office aid at the ninth grade center at our high school. Well I noticed they gave this kid his medication every morning. I saw where they kept it, and when I was alone I checked it out. A bottle of 20mg Adderall sitting alone in a drawer

I have no interest in stims, and I did NOT want to risk that so I left it alone, but now I know they don't keep that shit under lockdown. Try to get office aid as a class like I did.

Another thing I used to steal was tardy passes, and check-out passes. I also could stamp them because I had access to the stamper in the office. The kids used to love me because I'd let them sign fake names and shit, and I wouldn't hassle them for dress code or for being late.

I miss high school
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During gym class ask to go to the bathroom. Head to the locker room instead, pull out some bolt cutters and cut the locks of people you know have expensive stuff like ipods and such. Money is good too of course. Hell at my old school some people didn't even put their pants in a locker, they just left it on the floor and I occasionally scored stuff this way.
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Old 06-20-2009, 04:19 PM
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During gym class ask to go to the bathroom. Head to the locker room instead, pull out some bolt cutters and cut the locks of people you know have expensive stuff like ipods and such. Money is good too of course. Hell at my old school some people didn't even put their pants in a locker, they just left it on the floor and I occasionally scored stuff this way.
Bolt cutters don't exactly fit into a pocket.

If the padlocks are the right type, make a shim.
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Bolt cutters don't exactly fit into a pocket.

If the padlocks are the right type, make a shim.
Bookbag? And the lockers at my school have something that blocks shims now...
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The art diaries that never got used.

Mate stole about 30 of them and sold them to local graffers.

4srs, he stole like three a lesson once a week all term
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Old 06-20-2009, 06:17 PM
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I used to be an office aid at the ninth grade center at our high school. Well I noticed they gave this kid his medication every morning. I saw where they kept it, and when I was alone I checked it out. A bottle of 20mg Adderall sitting alone in a drawer

I have no interest in stims, and I did NOT want to risk that so I left it alone, but now I know they don't keep that shit under lockdown. Try to get office aid as a class like I did.

Another thing I used to steal was tardy passes, and check-out passes. I also could stamp them because I had access to the stamper in the office. The kids used to love me because I'd let them sign fake names and shit, and I wouldn't hassle them for dress code or for being late.

I miss high school
I don't, lol. Easy money isn't worth the bullshit they put you through, plus you can easily steal stuff from unattended bags at the beach etc. and not risk suspension/expulsion.

Disclaimer: all advice I've given thus far in this topic is for educational purposes only. I don't actually steal things. Too often.
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the answers to the test for that class so you at least have a chance at graduating high school and possibly getting into college and earning yourself a living later on in life!
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so what? You spent 2 minutes looking through his posts to tell us that because you think we care? FUCK you are a loser
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so what? You spent 2 minutes looking through his posts to tell us that because you think we care? FUCK you are a loser
is this sarcastic, i hope for your sake it is.
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is this sarcastic, i hope for your sake it is.
... Now, now. Put down the handbags, both of you. Shall we try and keep this on topic?
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