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Old 06-19-2009, 11:59 AM
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just wondering, how do you do it, have you done it?
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after school, we empty our backpacks into our lockers and put jackets or sweaters in our backpacks, walk into the store with our backpacks ever so slightly open, browse for a few minutes, walk to the alcohol section, find the blind spots & make sure nobody is looking, grab and slip into each others' backpacks, pay for some candy, and leave the store.
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Put it into a concealed place on your person and walk out?

Just out of curiosity, how old are you and what country do you come from?
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I buy it because it's not that expensive and I'm not 12.
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Put it into a concealed place on your person and walk out?

Just out of curiosity, how old are you and what country do you come from?
16/SOCAL/U.S.

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I just walk in with a friend, put 2 40oz in my backpack while the clerk/manager is getting in a conversation with my friend, then grab a few smaller bottles and put them in my shirt that I tucked in before going into the store (I wear a Bape hoodie over it, and because it's pretty big they don't notice anything below 5 small bottles around my waist). So basically, the small bottles get stuck between my shirt thats tucked in and my belt on the outside.

anyways, fuck stealing alcohol. Try robbing crack dealers.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:11 PM
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16/SOCAL/U.S.

Ah, well... err... probably best asking someone else to buy you whatever then. You're like, what? Five years away from being legal?
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In a busy bar I ask for what I actually want, then when the barperson comes to ask for the money I say 'Can I also have...' and choose something that they'll have to turn around to get and will take a short while to prepare. Then I leave the bar without paying. If the place is busy nothing will happen, just use a different bar next time.

In stores I'll just buy it. In the UK most worthwile alcohol is kept behind the counter, the rest is too bulky to steal.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:32 PM
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Put it into a concealed place on your person and walk out
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:07 PM
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My favorite one is to walk into the store and snatch a bottle. I'll walk it back to the bathroom and pour it into a water bottle. If it's a clear bottle, I'll get vodka or everclear, but if it's a solid plastic anything goes.
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I have older friends and friends older siblings buy it. If ya got money just buy it from them I usually throw in a few bucks for them for helping me out. Get homeless to buy it for you and promise them money when they comeback. Or what ShyDemon posted.
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Have you saw Superbad?
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Liquor stores have blind spots like any other stores. Back before I outgrew such childish nonsense, I'd go into a liquor store, boost a small bottle of vodka (these things fit neatly into cargo pants), and purchase a bottle of beer.

If you're skillful, you can get a full bottle under your jacket in the armpit area.
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Walk in, grab bottle, walk out into waiting car? Half the time they'll be too surprised to do anything, as long as you dont walk in there looking sketch.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:52 AM
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im so tiny this shit wont be work unless i wear something baggy, which makes me look shady.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:01 AM
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In a busy bar I ask for what I actually want, then when the barperson comes to ask for the money I say 'Can I also have...' and choose something that they'll have to turn around to get and will take a short while to prepare. Then I leave the bar without paying. If the place is busy nothing will happen, just use a different bar next time.
Sounds like a good way to get your ass bounced.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:06 AM
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Liquor stores have blind spots like any other stores. Back before I outgrew such childish nonsense, I'd go into a liquor store, boost a small bottle of vodka (these things fit neatly into cargo pants), and purchase a bottle of beer.
80 years on... This technique still could work.
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just wondering, how do you do it, have you done it?
I've stolen a shit load of beer and wine in my day.

The best way is to pick a big chain store [big brand name gas station or something] with lax shoplifting policies and just grab and run out the door.

It's usually too late for them to get ya by the time you're at the door. I'd say about 1/3rd of the time I got chased, and 3/4ths the time the clerk said something. (if you can hit em while they're busy they wont even notice, lol)

so the logic is, grab a 24 pack or a couple bottles of wine, walk innocently almost to the counter then out the door. if they say anything, then run to a waiting car. if not, ya can just walk.

i had 2 close calls which were scary as fuck, each time involved me locking the door RIGHT as a clerk was trying to get in. Make sure you pick a gas station that doesnt get congested.. sitting there for like 30 seconds with stolen beer in your lap while a truck backs out with one clerk banging on your window isnt fun at all.

i gave it up for good after one scary ass arab was inches from kicking my ass. made it off with 18 heinekens that time though, lol.

due to recent legal troubles i just 'hey mister' at this ghetto ass liquor store, and shell out a tip.
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theres a great way to get anything from large chains stores such as walmart. you just wait until like 11 when their restocking the shelfs and walk around asking for boxes. you then fill one of the boxes full of stuff at the bottom and then cover it up with flattened boxes to make it seem like all you have is plain old cardboard boxes, and then proceed out the door with no suspicions.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:18 AM
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theres a great way to get anything from large chains stores such as walmart. you just wait until like 11 when their restocking the shelfs and walk around asking for boxes. you then fill one of the boxes full of stuff at the bottom and then cover it up with flattened boxes to make it seem like all you have is plain old cardboard boxes, and then proceed out the door with no suspicions.
That's an interesting method but if an employee ever asked to check you'd be fucked
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any suggestions for a 16 yr old in NJ? only liquor stores sell alcohol round here..
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any suggestions for a 16 yr old in NJ? only liquor stores sell alcohol round here..
Not to revive one dead ass thread, but anyone got any tips for this guy? I know a lot of people in the NE with the same problem.
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Lol. Get a job as a busboy in a place where they serve alcohol and enjoy your unlimted supply of booze.
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Just play Hey Mr.....Plenty of slags in Cali that will buy you alcohol.

Stealing a bit to drink isn't worth the bother.
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Just play Hey Mr.....Plenty of slags in Cali that will buy you alcohol.

Stealing a bit to drink isn't worth the bother.
I used to steal a bottle worths of various alcoholic beverages everyday I worked there. True story.
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steal other shit, sell it, then use the money to have someone buy it for you.
much easier.
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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=198618

Read this thread, my first post in particular. If you need to ask you shouldn't be doing it dipshit.
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So does no alcohol make the alarm go off? Jw, where im at Krogers has shit up to like $80 bottles of alchy. They don't put a special serial barcode on it to sound alarms?
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I've heard, get a bottle and ring it up as bananas in self check out, remove barcode.
Or get a job in catering, like I said in my previous thread. Weddings have ton of liquor and beer that isn't closely watched.. My friend has gotten literally $500+ in beer, liquor, ect from leftovers at weddings.
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In stores I'll just buy it. In the UK most worthwile alcohol is kept behind the counter, the rest is too bulky to steal.
some of the more rural areas have it on shelves in budgens and co op and the smaller supermarkets. they are usually ridiculously easy to do too, fill a basket and walk straight out, cause they are in areas where little crime happens. if you got a car its worth driving out to them too. spend the day filling up the boot and have easy 500 when you get home.
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a special serial barcode on it to sound alarms?
Thank god people like you exist, I love watching somebody keep LP busy while I uh... browse.
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Thank god people like you exist, I love watching somebody keep LP busy while I uh... browse.
But I really don't know turd. I cannot imagine a store would let a $50 bottle of wine sit without a alarm barcode right?


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Liquor stores close at 11 here, but i'll go to a grocery store that sells beer and wine if i miss the cutoff, grab a 30 rack or a couple bottles of wine and put 40 on the counter and walk out. They've never called the cops on me as far as i know and i've done this like 6 times.
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steal other shit, sell it, then use the money to have someone buy it for you.
much easier.
The ironic thing is that is harder and involves more time.
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Old 10-28-2013, 05:05 PM
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Lol@faggot amerikans having to wait until they turn 21 just to drink

Sneak the booze out in your stomach you turd
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Thread is old as fuck but I walked into many a grocery store with my xxl t and xxl hoodie and dickies and put fifths in both pockets after ripping off that stupid little plastic piece that sets the alarm. Had grocery store workers yell "hey come here" and the alarms go off but I booked it. Alcohol is easy as fuck to steal
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