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Old 06-20-2009, 12:28 PM
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Personally I'd tear the shit out of 6.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:36 PM
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Whichever one I had a loving relationship with and got married to, but even then it would only be in order to follow God's instructions to be fruitful and multiply.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:39 PM
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Poor 11. She's been put on the worst angle and it's created like a tyre around her stomach.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:47 PM
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I'd be gay if I didn't bang them all and you even put them in numerical order for me KP...your awesome mang...thanks
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:47 PM
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Here's an idea for a computer game.

Fighting an army of hot naked women with AK-47s!
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:49 PM
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1-12 will do.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:49 PM
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Number 4
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:58 PM
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5 and 8. Simultaneously.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:59 PM
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Personally I'd tear the shit out of 6.
number 1 is about to cap number 10 and number three is about to kill number 7.


i would bang them all starting with number 13 and working backwards. oh, and did i mention a would rip there ass as well, all three holes would be loose enough to stick a garbage can in, giggity giggity. lol

they all hot.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:01 PM
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You guys are cheating, I looked at that picture for a long time to narrow it down to one choice.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:01 PM
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Number 7 please.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:06 PM
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You guys are cheating, I looked at that picture for a long time to narrow it down to one choice.
Me too ;p.

Everyone here would be lying if they said they didn't want to bang all of them.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:09 PM
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Me too ;p.

Everyone here would be lying if they said they didn't want to bang all of them.
the real questions are, which one has a stanky pussy, which one has herpes, which one has skimpily, which one has gonorrhea, which one has aides, etc.

to be specific, i only one the clean ones with good smelling tang...if there is such a thing.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:11 PM
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10.

She looks badass.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:29 PM
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3 2 5 6 8 7 12 <-- Preferred

The rest I will bang anyway .
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:16 PM
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Top Tier: 5, 6, 7,8
Middle Tier: 3, 4, 11, 12
Low Tier: 4, 1, 2, 9, 10
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:21 PM
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Number 5 every time.
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:32 PM
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this is from actiongirls.com where is it made again i remeber hearing about how firearms are easy to comeby there..... this should go in bi

oh and i d rip up 6 then 8 i d pick 6 oer 8 though.

now who would try and rape one of these?
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:11 PM
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Five
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:17 PM
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8 if I'm feeling like a blond
5 if I'm feeling like a redhead
4 if I'm feeling like a brunette

So 5 right now
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Old 06-20-2009, 06:58 PM
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Personally I'd tear the shit out of 6.
To be honest, (and assuming I were a guy) none.

I am not into women who go out of her way to turn me on/seek my approval.


Also, I noticed I accidentally gave someone a thanks when I didn't mean to. Please don't take it as a sign that I contradict myself. Thanks.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:02 PM
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Number 3.

If she was wearing a tight nazi outfit to slip out of... PHWOAR!
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:02 PM
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I know they are all whores but number 9 looks extra special pornstar-like. I mean, look at the way how she just flung open her thighs. lol. I bet she thought she was being alluring.

Also, I am surprised that so many people like number 5. She looks like she might have some chink in her.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:56 PM
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The one with the gun and the thing around her neck.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:58 PM
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3, 5, 6, 12... mm yummy pussies >.<
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:43 AM
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The rest I will bang anyway .
lol, you avatar implies you are into lol dongs? so , good sir, which is it? lol dongs or tacos?
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:28 AM
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I would like to order No.3 please, sir.

3, 6, 4, 7, 8, 11, 12.

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Old 06-21-2009, 02:41 AM
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Number 7 please.
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Also, This.
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:00 AM
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To be honest, (and assuming I were a guy)
Wow! I've seen your pic.
I thought you were an asian guy.

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none.
I am not into women who go out of her way to turn me on/seek my approval.
But then I read this, and thought? Wow! this asian guy thinks like a woman.
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:06 AM
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All of them .
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:08 AM
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12.
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:10 AM
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6, 8, 9 and 10.
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:52 AM
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Number Five!
Fuck yes.
They're all a little too tanned/baby oiled for my liking though.
But I like goldfingerfuck's nazi outfit idea.
I want a hot nazi outfit now, where can I get one?
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Old 06-21-2009, 04:03 AM
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5 and 8. Simultaneously.
i was going to say this!
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Old 06-21-2009, 04:05 AM
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omg omg omg omg omg omg omgo mgom omg omgo mgo mogm omgo mogmom ogmo mgom ogmo mog
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:33 PM
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5 for fucking sure. And 3 can come along too.
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:58 PM
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Number Five!
Fuck yes.
They're all a little too tanned/baby oiled for my liking though.
But I like goldfingerfuck's nazi outfit idea.
I want a hot nazi outfit now, where can I get one?
THIS.
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:03 AM
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5 .
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:10 AM
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10 the milf and 5 the teen at the same time ohhh ya
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:12 AM
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10.

She looks badass.
Of course you would choose the one that looks the closest to a man, you silly homo.

Anyways, I'd choose 5, 6, and 7... exactly in that order.
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