Yer Dealer(s)

[Young Meth]

This is just for fun, vagueness is encouraged. I'm just wondering if theres anything interesting.

Example:

Weed(Mids)/Xanax/Hydrocodone dealer- Black dude, late 20s or early 30s with a kid (or two?)
Xanax dealer - Black dude, maybe early 20s, lives on my block. only bought from him once.
Dank Weed dealer - Regular suburban 16 or 17 year old mexican dude
Dank weed/inconsistent everything- Wigger my age
Adderall dude - Really sketchy ass rich wigger.





Wait this thread sucks. See if you can fix it.

[Mor3BL7]

I once knew a grandma who dealt.
She sold hashish, Oil and pot. good shit too. she was a cooool lady.
she made some good weed macroons.

[-ph7]

Pot Dealer: White guy, 22ish, loads of tattoos and piercings. He's works at a tattoo shop, sells bud out of it as well.

Pot/Speed dealer: 19, White/Mexican mix I believe, very chill guy- total stoner.

Pot/Coke dealer: 19-22ish cute ass little mexican/white girl. Delivery only, new car and phone number every month like clock work.

[SomeLowLife]

Pot dealer: State of California

Ecstasy: Asians in San Francisco

Hallucinogens: The senescent Caucasians in San Francisco. Potent shit.

[bodhot]

haha it went like this. I met this kid in school when i was 15 and i asked him if he knew where i could buy e in bulk and he gave me #1 phone number. Than after that every few months the dealer would give me the number of there boss and i would keep on getting better prices as i'd move up.

ecstasy#1: white about 18-19. i forget how he dressed

ecstasy#2: the boss of #1 he was black about 17-18

ecstasy#3:the boss of #2 he's white around 20. he drives a new BMW. and that's who i currently get from.

[Obbe]

Weed - a mid-30's couple I've known for awhile. I also sometimes buy from a few other people, but I mainly buy form them.

Mushrooms/lsd/2c-i/etc. - these hippie drop-outs living in the ghetto. They usually have good weed too.

Opiates I get from poppies. Speed never seemed very appealing to me.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Weed- a guy my age who I grew up with and went to school with. A freind I guess you could say.

Another weed dealer is some fat Mexican lady who I met because she was a substitute teacher at my school. She over heard me and a few friends and asked if I was looking for any.

[bodhot]

Originally Posted by Alexander224

Another weed dealer is some fat Mexican lady who I met because she was a substitute teacher at my school. She over heard me and a few friends and asked if I was looking for any.

lmfao ive heard a couple stories like that either dealing with weed, alcohol or crack. but only with native Americans(pretty much the same as mexicans)

[Bender]

Guns, and ammo.- Late 20's College student.
Alcohol, ect. - Early 20's unemployed.
BJ's, head, Birmingham Booty Calls- Age is just a number, your mother.

[Rizzo in a box]

What the fuck. Is everyone here retarded? Why would you even think about mentioning what yr dealer looks like?

But anyway, back on topic.

My dealer lives on West Cocaine street and looks like a giant syringe. We make daily deals of pounds of heroin at 3 PM, on the corner by the 7/11.

[darkus]

Hippies, rainbow family, and t3h internets for almost everything. Some wigger kid for pills.

[Young Meth]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

What the fuck. Is everyone here retarded? Why would you even think about mentioning what yr dealer looks like?

But anyway, back on topic.

My dealer lives on West Cocaine street and looks like a giant syringe. We make daily deals of pounds of heroin at 3 PM, on the corner by the 7/11.

you're wayy to paranoid man.

[Rizzo in a box]

Originally Posted by Young Meth

you're wayy to paranoid man.

just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean...

[Young Meth]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean...

well at least there arent potential mexican murders lurking in your yard

[Skater14]

Weed: 20ish mexican/black guy who drives a honda civic. Dresses average, regular work pants and white t-shirts.
Weed: the guys girlfriend, also 20ish. dresses in skinny jeans and regular t-shirts. Drives a lexus.
Exctasy: 16-year old highschool kid. Punk rockish type kid, always has good shit.

[v0x]

Meh, I don't really have dealers, I know a few people who sell Ex or give it away rarely, and all my buddies pretty much just trade and share their shrooms/weed, so I'm good. Pills people usually give away. DXM is the same as pills. I obtain/make everything else that I want, and I usually share. People at my school are really chill, they don't even care about debts or anything, so I take advantage of the idiots, and look out for my friends and pay them back, or share my shit with them.

[beergoggles]

Pot dealer/hydrocodones - wigger kid who is super paranoid and lives in the hood. I used to work with him.

OC/Dilaudid guy- he's retired from dealing but he had long hair, was white, and kinda short. Very hippy-ish

OC/Hydro dealer- middle age divorced lady. Very nice, almost like a second mom to me. Also retired.

Right now my drug dealer is a pain management doctor working out of a chiropractor's office

[IFWTotse]

Friends of friends usually.

E i get from some really friendly bogan guy who is really trusting to strangers. Never met someone so glad to sell pills to anyone ever.

[White Blue Mushrooms]

finally an ok thread.

[purewhitepanda]

My home boy/drug dealer- Fun dude to chill with but kept getting robbed by little kids and went crazy, then killed them. Then died in a shootout with the po po. R.I.P. rabbit.
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Old drug dealer- that always thought his shit's great, but it's really not so i quit buyin from him.
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Ecstacy dealer some fuckin irish dude- Always has those red ballons,green clovers, purple horse shoes,etc... Pretty good shit and sells cheap.
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Here's a little something i picked up off him last night.
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Herion dealer- Pretty cool dude, kinda looks like a frog but he always hooks it up.
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Cocaine dealer- He's a real fruit loop, but i always follow his nose.
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King of it all- You don't fuck with this dude. He's serious about his money and he's a real nut.
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[909 Life:Drink,Fuck,Fight]

Out where I live (SoCal, Inland Empire) Gangster ass tatted down whiteboys control all the coke and are all over the clubs and concerts slanging it. The one kid I specifically know is in his early 20's, drives a newer s500 benz on 20's, changes his phone every 2 weeks, and won't even lift a finger for less than an OZ, he carries around a fuckin' mac-11. He's a good businessman, but man I would NEVER cross him. Bomb ass yay too for cheap, and they all grow weed, and get their E from the Asian Gangs down in Orange County. I've honestly never seen anywhere else where the drug culture is like this. Crazy.

[purewhitepanda]

Originally Posted by 1337m4j33ky

Epic fail.

Ya so was your mother, god dam great minds think alike.

[CrazyJoe]

Weed: An early-20s Mexican guy, sells fat sacks of good shit for reeeeeeal cheap. Met him outside of a smoke shop after failing at buying a pipe underage, and bought a fat 15-sack from him that same day. His 20-sacks are extremely close to being half-ozs

[Crackpot Pyschologist]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

Weed: An early-20s Mexican guy, sells fat sacks of good shit for reeeeeeal cheap. Met him outside of a smoke shop after failing at buying a pipe underage, and bought a fat 15-sack from him that same day. His 20-sacks are extremely close to being half-ozs

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[Intoxicated Shaman]

Weed: A couple different people, really depends on the situation and quality desired.
Booze: Fake ID, ghetto gas stations, or whoever's 21 that I'm with
Various pills from various friends.

Also that mexican shit is probably such poop weed dude. Probably takes a good 10 grams just to catch a buzz son.

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by VinMetal666

Weed: A couple different people, really depends on the situation and quality desired.
Booze: Fake ID, ghetto gas stations, or whoever's 21 that I'm with
Various pills from various friends.

Also that mexican shit is probably such poop weed dude. Probably takes a good 10 grams just to catch a buzz son.

It's actually pretty good. Better than most high grade around here, and it's only regs there.

I live in Wisconsin currently, that's my dealer when I lived in (and move back to) Arizona

[squideh]

Weed - there's a bunch, most recently got beasters from a typical white college stoner though.

Shrooms - white college kid. used to be this serious mid-20s black dude who grew real potent shrooms in his apartment and sold em for cheap, not sure what happened to him.

Hydrocodone/Oxycodone/Acid/other stuff inconsistently - some mid-20s white/mexican dude who has done more drugs than anyone I know. dude used to drop acid every fucking day.

Don't really buy anything else...cept alcohol but my friends older sister can get that if I give her a ride to the liquor store.

[Irukanji]

OP is a fed.

[Young Meth]

Originally Posted by wolfy_9005

OP is a fed.

yep, i'm gonna bust all these "white dudes" and "black guys"

[dedraic]

I haven't actually had a dealer in a long time. I usually just call up friends who have a bag if I want to buy some weed, occasionally get hooked up with some various pills and powders in small amounts, and have various procedures I can run on some local herbs for mild effects if I feel like I need more chemical toys.

Just need to get a club card, and I'll be pretty much self-sufficient for most of the things I like...

[Salsaface]

Weed: 6 people - 3 are spanish, 2 are italian, and 1 is irish
Pills: White dude who goes to my school
Shrooms/LSD: Fat spanish chick who wants my cock

[neil420]

Weed, whoever is selling the cheapest, best smoke gets my business. Many different people. Pills, I live in Florida, everybody has pills.

[Tick Tock]

Weed: Used to know a young black guy who lived in a shed on someone else's property and dealt out of it. Currently I know a white/mexican guy that sells it. He gets a few pills every now and then too.

[Ivy Mike]

Weed, with MDMA and shrooms should I ever want them: Heavier white girl, 17, sort of friend

Uber Dank Weed: rich ass friend of a friend, 18 white, generally wears designer clothes. He could probably get anything I want

ANYTHING BUT WEED: Ultra sketchy Russian chemist. 19, I kind of started him in the business of RC's and keep him posted on interesting synths/sources. In exchange for info on precursor sources or straight sources, he gives me $10 every time I see him. I don't think I've ever seen him sober.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by Tick Tock

Weed: Used to know a young black guy who lived in a shed on someone else's property and dealt out of it. Currently I know a white/mexican guy that sells it. He gets a few pills every now and then too.

If he's dealing and still living in a shed he's doing it wrong. Unless he just sold out of the shed.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Weed- Fat white chick in her 20's dates a huge black dude that sells crack.

Oxy/Heroin/Percs/- Fat white girl in her 30s always tries to give me free stuff to fuck her but I'm cool on some fat chicks.

Shrooms- 25 year old dude that trips way too much. Every time I go over there hes all sketched out and doing weird shit. Last time I was over there he was watering his plants with orange juice and throwing socks at his ceiling fan.

Coke- Black dude in his 30's, I used to give him like 40 dollars for a half ball and it was fire. He always thought I was a fed when I first met him but after he got to know me he started inviting me over to smoke blunts and play ps2.

Ecstasy/xanax bars- Hot ass chick thats in her 20's. She used to give me free rolls when I would come over and spend the night with her. She gets 180 xanax bars a month and would give me 50 of them for 50 bucks every month. I stopped buying those because I started blacking out and doing retarded shit.

[Tick Tock]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

If he's dealing and still living in a shed he's doing it wrong. Unless he just sold out of the shed.

Well, he used to live in a trailer but then some shit went down (this is before I met him so I don't really know the details.) Anyway, the cops got tipped off and tried to bust him, or some rival dealers tried to shoot up his place or some shit like that. This was a while ago, I really don't remember the exact story I was told. But in the end, part of the reason he was living in the shed was to lay low and hide from enemies and/or cops, so at least he sort of had an excuse. However, I'm almost positive he lived in that shed and didn't just sell out of it, he had power wired in there for a TV and he had a couch set up. Haha, I don't know where the hell he took a shower or went to the bathroom.

Even though that guy had a semi-decent excuse I still get your point, and I'm definitely not debating it. I have known some very fail dealers in my time. I've never even known a dealer who owned his own car, or paid his own rent. Every dealer I have known has been living on someone else's property for free bumming rides off whoever he can. It's amazing that someone in such a pitiful situation could still manage to be a dealer, but I guess it just all boils down to your connections.

[Rizzo in a box]

but I guess it just all boils down to your connections.

this/.

[Dionysus]

I get weed of about 4 random people
Some of these guys can get me other stuff, sometimes OC or Morphine, one dude has an awesome speed connection. All are white and all are between 16-26. All are also total stoners.

[scovegner]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean...

Don't mean they're not out to get ya