Ok so you need some quick cash right? What my friend Bozo The Clown has done in the past is rip off his own card at the atm and call it in stolen later on during the night. One might need to look into their banks policy on stolen cards 1st. Bank Of America is probably the easiest to get since they give you the money asap and then conduct the investigation. If you already have a card with them than your in the clear. If you don't then look into the bank you do have with. The only catch to this is to already have money in your bank account. Think of it as an investment that will give you double your money back! Bozo has probably done this about 8 times on his debit card and even opened up a tab at the bar and didn't have to pay for shit! So if he can do it so can you!
THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE HAND
1. Dont buy some gas or some shit 10 minutes before you go to the damn ATM
2. TAKE OUT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN Bozo has been able to get away with about 800$
3. If they ask how the perp got the pin...you had it written down on the card
4. You have to be on the banks ass! Once you get the temp credit you have to call them and give them info from time to time. They made even need you to fill out a police report.
5. COVER YOUR FACE or have a friend go to the atm
Questions or concerns?
Need Money FAST?!?!?!
Cry me a fucking river
