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I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love. She called me daddy, and I called her baby when I smacked her ass.
I called her sugar when I ate her alive 'til daylight, and I slept with her all over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some brash fantasy, but no, you were knocked out. But we were all knocked out, you know - in a way.
I serve too many masters.
We didn't know you'd break this bottle open that the magic came in to use those jagged shards to cut our wrists and neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude, but you wouldn't know what you were doing because I didnt.
Your girlfriend could have been a burn victim, an amputee, a dead body.
But god damn I wanted to fuck.
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01-26-2009, 01:34 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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your girlfriend last night.
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your girlfriend last
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your girlfriend
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01-26-2009, 01:35 PM
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What is it you're trying to say?
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01-26-2009, 01:35 PM
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01-26-2009, 01:37 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
<3
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01-26-2009, 01:39 PM
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Fuck you
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01-26-2009, 01:41 PM
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01-26-2009, 01:42 PM
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I have to call shenanigans on you 
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Bring it, bitch.
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01-26-2009, 01:44 PM
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01-26-2009, 01:49 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
It was a cool take on the last one from totse, but you had some rough spots. Needs some smoothing out.
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01-26-2009, 01:53 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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It was a cool take on the last one from totse, but you had some rough spots. Needs some smoothing out.
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*does not understand* 
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01-26-2009, 01:59 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Fuck yeah pantera!!!! Woooo
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01-26-2009, 02:00 PM
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01-26-2009, 02:03 PM
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Fuck yeah pantera!!!! Woooo
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Oh yeah. lol. That's why it sounded familiar. Song lyrics, even the spoken ones like this, are not meant for poetry.
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01-26-2009, 02:09 PM
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Fuck yeah pantera!!!! Woooo
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+ one internets to the only guy who "gets" it.
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01-26-2009, 02:17 PM
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+ one internets to the only guy who "gets" it.
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Well, there is nothing better than Good friends and a Bottle of pills.
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01-26-2009, 02:18 PM
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Well, there is nothing better than weed and a Bottle of pills.
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01-26-2009, 02:19 PM
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Well, there is nothing better than Good friends and a Bottle of pills.
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Yeah I've been listening to Far Beyond Driven a lot lately, don't know why. Good album though.
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01-26-2009, 02:55 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Thats a lie because I have no girlfriend unless you fucked my two fists.
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01-26-2009, 02:58 PM
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am i ultra baked or does that look like toothlesjoe
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01-26-2009, 02:59 PM
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Well, there is nothing better than Good friends and a Bottle of pills.
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and lemme guess you popped those pills
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01-26-2009, 03:04 PM
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am i ultra baked or does that look like toothlesjoe
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Ultra-baked. (S)he doesn't have the same perpetually confused look on his/her face that Toothlessjoe does.
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01-26-2009, 03:06 PM
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Ultra-baked. (S)he doesn't have the same perpetually confused look on his/her face that Toothlessjoe does.
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fuck you
that looks damn fucking close
even if i was on acid i would still think that tranny looks like toothlessjoe
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01-26-2009, 03:09 PM
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fuck you
that looks damn fucking close
even if i was on acid i would still think that tranny looks like toothlessjoe
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What do you have against TJ? 
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01-26-2009, 03:12 PM
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What do you have against TJ?
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we have a winner
thank you
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01-26-2009, 04:15 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Joke's on you, I don't have a girlfriend!
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01-26-2009, 04:16 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love. She called me daddy, and I called her baby when I smacked her ass.
I called her sugar when I ate her alive 'til daylight, and I slept with her all over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some brash fantasy, but no, you were knocked out. But we were all knocked out, you know - in a way.
I serve too many masters.
We didn't know you'd break this bottle open that the magic came in to use those jagged shards to cut our wrists and neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude, but you wouldn't know what you were doing because I didnt.
Your girlfriend could have been a burn victim, an amputee, a dead body.
But god damn I wanted to fuck.
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I gave my girlfriend herpes, that I got from my uncle.
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01-26-2009, 04:41 PM
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Write erotica!
Seriously though, that shit gave me a hardon!
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01-26-2009, 05:11 PM
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I have a rusty spoon. Who wants to spoon? You'll like it...
....Eventually.
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01-26-2009, 05:26 PM
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lil sister right now>your GF last night
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01-26-2009, 05:44 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Far beyond driven < Live 101 proof
Still a great album though 
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01-26-2009, 05:49 PM
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No.
I did.
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01-26-2009, 06:00 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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Far beyond driven < Live 101 proof
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Hmm, I'm biased on that. I like both albums but I DJ at my local pub's metal night, and Live 101 Proof is probably the most-played Pantera album, so I'm a bit fed up with it, sadly.
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No.
I did.
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01-26-2009, 06:43 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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Hmm, I'm biased on that. I like both albums but I DJ at my local pub's metal night, and Live 101 Proof is probably the most-played Pantera album, so I'm a bit fed up with it, sadly.
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I just think most good metal bands sound best live. Same goes for Lamb of God. I prefer to listen to Kiladelphia then any of their studio albums. Most metal bands suck if they aren't good live. Just a personal preference.
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01-26-2009, 06:49 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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I just think most good metal bands sound best live. Same goes for Lamb of God. I prefer to listen to Kiladelphia then any of their studio albums. Most metal bands suck if they aren't good live. Just a personal preference.
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That goes for most genres, I've noticed. If a band can't vary their live from their studio performances then they're not worth listening to as they're obviously uncreative / not bothered.
Incidentally I don't really like Lamb of God, but I saw them last year and they were quite good.
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01-26-2009, 07:17 PM
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That goes for most genres, I've noticed. If a band can't vary their live from their studio performances then they're not worth listening to as they're obviously uncreative / not bothered.
Incidentally I don't really like Lamb of God, but I saw them last year and they were quite good.
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I didn't like Lamb of God much until i heard them live. Kiladelphia was a really awesome documentary. You should watch it if you haven't already. Made me appreciate them a lot more.
If you can't perform live then you don't have anything special. That's why my favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers. There live performance is insane.
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Yeah I've been listening to Far Beyond Driven a lot lately, don't know why. Good album though.
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+1
This thread is awesome.
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You get 1 star.
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01-26-2009, 08:02 PM
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i laughed so hard, thank you
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01-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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Re: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
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I didn't like Lamb of God much until i heard them live. Kiladelphia was a really awesome documentary. You should watch it if you haven't already. Made me appreciate them a lot more.
If you can't perform live then you don't have anything special. That's why my favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers. There live performance is insane.
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Yeah the Chilis are amazing live. They write good songs too. I'll check Kiladelphia out, since you menioned RHCP
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This thread is awesome.
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