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[dog with shifty eyes]

I recently discovered that if I'm in the shower, and I get down on my knees, and put my ass up into the air, I can reach around and put one finger up my ass and then pull up, and it will open it up. The first time I did it, it filled up with water, and when I tried to let it out, shit got EVERYWHERE. Now, I'll make sure that no water gets in, just air, and it makes for the biggest, most satisfying farts you can imagine.

Sometimes, I'll fill up and save a huge one to rip later.

[Gadooosh!]

First?

[Please insert username]

okay.

[dog with shifty eyes]

Just wanted you all to know.

[Gadooosh!]

Originally Posted by dog with shifty eyes

Just wanted you all to know.

Tell your boyfriend, he might be able to stop the leak.

[nutsack]

What's this faggotry?

[The Green Arrow]

Originally Posted by dog with shifty eyes

I recently discovered that if I'm in the shower, and I get down on my knees, and put my ass up into the air, I can reach around and put one finger up my ass and then pull up, and it will open it up. The first time I did it, it filled up with water, and when I tried to let it out, shit got EVERYWHERE. Now, I'll make sure that no water gets in, just air, and it makes for the biggest, most satisfying farts you can imagine.

Sometimes, I'll fill up and save a huge one to rip later.

Good Job

[Fetus-Smasher]

It's so good to hear!

[HTS]

It's so good to hear it.

[enkrypt0r]

It's so good to hear it.

[Revvy]

It's so good to hear it.

[crimsonsmoke]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[LSA King]

I thought you were going to say "Michael Jackson is dead"


/disappointed

[Σnigma]

Originally Posted by LSA King

I thought you were going to say "Michael Jackson is dead"


/disappointed

Then we'd have a good reason to say "Its so good to hear it!"