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Old 01-26-2009, 03:18 PM
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Jargon Scott: Well, I was gonna ask you boys if you'd be interested in, uh, purchasing a little item I've got here.
Olly: Not legless dogs...
Jargon Scott: Today I am offering legless dogs.
Olly: No, I'm sorry, we're not interested.
Jargon Scott: Now listen, hear me out... You never have to walk 'em.
Olly: Oh gosh...
Jargon Scott: They're like cuddly throw pillows.
Olly: No, look, we just...
Jargon Scott: Like cats with personality.
Olly: We just can't really...
Jargon Scott: They never run away.
Sifl: True, but...
Jargon Scott: They're safe around children. What do you guys say?
Sifl: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not interested, sir.
Jargon Scott: Hear me out buddy.
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:26 PM
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Olly: Hey Baby?
Sex Girl: What Now?
Olly: You don't happen to work at the UPS do you?
Sex Girl: Ugh, No.
Olly: Cause, I swear I saw you checking out my package.
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Olly: Hey Baby?
Sex Girl: What Now?
Olly: You don't happen to work at the UPS do you?
Sex Girl: Ugh, No.
Olly: Cause, I swear I saw you checking out my package.
I'll be using this one to my advantage this weekend
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If I had a legless dog I'd call him 'Shuffles's.
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If I had a legless dog I'd call him 'Shuffles's.
Doestn matter what you call him he wont come
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Awesome! Let us know how many chicks you score with it.
Hey baby, is it sunrise or did you just smile?
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:48 PM
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Doestn matter what you call him he wont come
He could shuffle or slither like a snake... maybe even roll.
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If there's legless porn, and dog porn, then shouldn't there be legless dog porn?
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