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Default Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

I have read in various books that taking a piss on a marijuana plant will make it grow better. Any truth to this?
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:58 PM
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I have read in various books that taking a piss on a marijuana plant will make it grow better. Any truth to this?
Well, it's a good way to burn your plants.

On the other hand, diluting urine and using that as fertilizer is a great source of nitrogen.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:52 PM
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

I'm not pot smoker or plant expert but the chemcials in pee that are good might do it some good. Like I would pee on it maybe once a week?
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:09 AM
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Don't do it. Just give it proper ferts and it'll be fine.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:12 AM
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Only pee on the ones you're planning to sell.
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

Why was this moved to the trashcan? This is a good thread.
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

If you mix about 1/8th cup of piss into about 1 gal of water it's a good source of nitrogen. Nitrogen is good for vegetative growth. I used to do this because it's a free, natural source. Definitely don't just piss on them though, that'd be wayyy to strong and wayyy to much for them. I'm not fucking with you, it really helps. It was a tip I learned from icmag.com you should go there if you're serious about growing, there's soooo much info there
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Why was this moved to the trashcan? This is a good thread.
I thought everybody knew that it doesn't really help (pissing straight onto them), and alongside your other thread, I assumed you were trolling... I'll get Expl0itz to move it back later if you so desire?
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

during the early part of my first grow, when i was too strapped for cash to afford neuts i used a half cup to a gallon of water. Mah babies ended up lovely. I only did it for a couple of months though.
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

Plants love urine, but do dilute it down for them. It contains loads of important chemicals.

Also, don't forget that Marijuana seems to be hard on Magnesium, and common fertilisers like Miracle Grow don't have any added, so its a good idea to add about a spoonful of epson salts to a gallon of water once or twice in a grow. And always use stuff like MG at half strength. You can use it more often to compensate, but Marijuana seems to do best in somewhat poor soils. Aeration is so important to Marijuana too, remember to have lots of loose clay and rocks in your soil. Don't let it get soggy and clumped together, I nearly lost a plant when that happened with some potting compost I had it growing in. Loose or outdoors clay seems to be better.
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I think it's been mentioned but from a nutes standpoint there are some uses for very diluted amounts of urine.
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you don't do that shit
mud farmer..meet year old thread..year old thread meet a mud farmer.

if you're going to bump the shit, pls add something to them.
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

Zos, why don't you clean this baby up? Move some shit to the short bus and make it serious. That is, if you have the time/energy....

My take, it all depends on the individual diet. The more protien one eats, the more nitrogen they'll have in their urine. Also, mineral content. Some people have a good balance of minerals in their diet, while others consume little calcium, magnesium, potassium, etc, and excess sodium. If you consume excess sodium and don't drink enough water, your urine might burn the plant.

So yeah, don't pee directly on the plant, dilute it and use. But there are better sources of nutrients, it's just this one is free(pretty much).
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

even if i cleaned it up and stickied it, some asshole would still wander in and ask everyt 6 months

"derrr, herpderp, i heard dat u should pee on ur plantz, it's the uber1337ness!

or "i wouldna smoke no pee'd on plantzzes!"
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

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even if i cleaned it up and stickied it, some asshole would still wander in and ask everyt 6 months

"derrr, herpderp, i heard dat u should pee on ur plantz, it's the uber1337ness!

or "i wouldna smoke no pee'd on plantzzes!"
Hey, I didn't say anything about stickying it. Did I?

Yeah, let it die, just get rid of the stupid posts. When people see the trolls, they think "by golly, Imma troll 2!!!!!!!" Atleast, that's what I do. So yeah, clean it up and make for serious conversation.

I'm just a thorough believer in the recycling of human wastes....
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the management gets pissy when i unilaterally start deleting shit..but unnaproving is ok. I'll take a look through it.
edit:happy now?
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Fcuk the management, our management is bringing this site down. This forum is the people's forum, and you sir, are one of the people.

Although, it is a good point, it's censorship, and I don't believe in censorship. So leave it, I guess.
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meh, it's already done and i'm already high. bugger it.

besides, the 'seed is the one place that i'll banhammer a bitch with barely any warning.
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It might keep animals away if your outdoors but otherwise I wouldn't recommend it, theres better shit out there than piss.
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I've noticed significant growth by rinsing my mouth with water and giving my plants that. I do it out of love, really. I know it sounds stupid.

Enzymes are present in spit > Enzymes are made of protein > Proteins are made from amino acids > Amino acids have Nitrogen/nitrates in them. Etc.
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I've noticed significant growth by rinsing my mouth with water and giving my plants that. I do it out of love, really. I know it sounds stupid.
I knife and bleed out blood from my arm into my potting soil
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I jizz on my plants, no, really!

Come on guys just buy some nutrients, they aren't expensive, especially considering what the return is.
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Default Re: Pissing on a marijuana plant. Will it help?

I think this is extremely interesting, fuck your store bought nutrients. This feels like our bodies were just made for growing weed, I know it applies to other plants, but still.

Please, continue with the tips on how to recycle our natural bi-products to promote plant growth.
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