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Old 07-01-2009, 12:59 PM
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Yah? Are you all retarded? Do you know how much $ I make in a week? I don't have time to sit on this motherfucker all damn day like I was back in the days of Totse. I'm not 16 anymore. I am twenty motherfucker 4.

You know what? I am half black but you know what? Since I am HALF WHITE, why the fuck do I suck at GOLF? Thank God my penis is big.

When I was a new born I kept looking at my dick saying "oh white jesus, my penis looks very small right now but obviously its because I'm a new fresh baby, plz give me a sign that its gonna be the size of a donkey dick" and you know what? The next morning I fucked the nurse with my donkey dick. Ever since then I have been fucking hoes left and right. Not promiscuous women, gardening tools.

So you know what? Fuck all of you.

What are you doing today? I don't care. You know what I did last night? Oh, wait! Let me paint a clear picture for you. I let one of my best friend's girlfriend give me head and I came in her mouth. HAHAHA. I am a dick, you know it. I am a good friend but if you want to date a hoe, actual promiscuous woman, not a garden tool, then so be it! We have told you but you are too dumb to realize that she is fucking 3 other guys right now AS she lives with you. I call that a dumbass and I call myself a damn dick.

Know what else is funny? My friend, who is a pussy, had the BALLS to confront me about talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Yea. She told him straight up that she used to call me all the time. I played it off and even though he knew it was the truth he didn't do shit. You know why? Because he is a pussy and is in love with a pussy that loves to get rammed by multiple dicks and swallow and cum.

GREAT. My life is great. I am actually a piece of shit whose life actually is pretty great. I lie, I cheat on my g/f of 4 years, I get girls all the time in different states, I look good and I have money.

My question to you - Will karma repay me?
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:04 PM
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Nah, it'll be fine. Your friend is an idiot.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:30 PM
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Enjoy your aids, nigger.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:33 PM
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I make $250k a week and have nineteen fresh sex slaves imported everyday for my free will.
And as long as I'm on the Internet, whatever I say is true.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:34 PM
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I've always enojyed you're posts.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:39 PM
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Enjoy your aids, nigger.
I will, they have medicine for that shit now. And you know what? Most people get pissed when they find out they have aids. Not me, I will use it as a weapon.

A light bulb will go off over my head. How can I use this shit for my advantage?

Fuck a gun, I just spit on people.

Captain Pants, I <3 you!

I've always thought the internet was the truths?
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:44 PM
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I will, they have medicine for that shit now. And you know what? Most people get pissed when they find out they have aids. Not me, I will use it as a weapon.

A light bulb will go off over my head. How can I use this shit for my advantage?

Fuck a gun, I just spit on people.

Captain Pants, I <3 you!

I've always thought the internet was the truths?
Hah, fuck yes. Hock bad a big loogie and let rip. Or throw bags of your own blood at people.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:06 PM
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:11 PM
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That shit is SO cash.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:31 PM
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:39 PM
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:55 PM
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Yah? Are you all retarded? Do you know how much $ I make in a week? I don't have time to sit on this motherfucker all damn day like I was back in the days of Totse. I'm not 16 anymore. I am twenty motherfucker 4.

You know what? I am half black but you know what? Since I am HALF WHITE, why the fuck do I suck at GOLF? Thank God my penis is big.

When I was a new born I kept looking at my dick saying "oh white jesus, my penis looks very small right now but obviously its because I'm a new fresh baby, plz give me a sign that its gonna be the size of a donkey dick" and you know what? The next morning I fucked the nurse with my donkey dick. Ever since then I have been fucking hoes left and right. Not promiscuous women, gardening tools.

So you know what? Fuck all of you.

What are you doing today? I don't care. You know what I did last night? Oh, wait! Let me paint a clear picture for you. I let one of my best friend's girlfriend give me head and I came in her mouth. HAHAHA. I am a dick, you know it. I am a good friend but if you want to date a hoe, actual promiscuous woman, not a garden tool, then so be it! We have told you but you are too dumb to realize that she is fucking 3 other guys right now AS she lives with you. I call that a dumbass and I call myself a damn dick.

Know what else is funny? My friend, who is a pussy, had the BALLS to confront me about talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Yea. She told him straight up that she used to call me all the time. I played it off and even though he knew it was the truth he didn't do shit. You know why? Because he is a pussy and is in love with a pussy that loves to get rammed by multiple dicks and swallow and cum.

GREAT. My life is great. I am actually a piece of shit whose life actually is pretty great. I lie, I cheat on my g/f of 4 years, I get girls all the time in different states, I look good and I have money.

My question to you - Will karma repay me?
u soundf like an complete moron.
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:16 PM
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Yah? Are you all retarded? Do you know how much $ I make in a week?

What, like the $5 you get from your mom as your allowance

I don't have time to sit on this motherfucker all damn day like I was back in the days of Totse. I'm not 16 anymore. I am twenty motherfucker 4.

Wow, you're 4 years older... and it's twenty MOTHERFUCKING four

You know what? I am half black but you know what? Since I am HALF WHITE, why the fuck do I suck at GOLF?

Maybe because you're a flaming homosexual

Thank God my penis is big.

Only if compared to an Asian's

When I was a new born I kept looking at my dick saying "oh white jesus, my penis looks very small right now but obviously its because I'm a new fresh baby, plz give me a sign that its gonna be the size of a donkey dick" and you know what? The next morning I fucked the nurse with my donkey dick. Ever since then I have been fucking hoes left and right. Not promiscuous women, gardening tools.

LOL, I bet the nurse looked like this and all your current women look like this or like this

So you know what? Fuck all of you.

No. Fuck you for coming here with your shitty-ass trolling

What are you doing today? I don't care.

So why the fuck did you ask the question?

You know what I did last night? Oh, wait! Let me paint a clear picture for you. I let one of my best friend's girlfriend give me head and I came in her mouth.

If she looks like any of the pictures above (where there is a 99% chance she did) you would have been better off trolling 4chan

HAHAHA. I am a dick, you know it. I am a good friend but if you want to date a hoe, actual promiscuous woman, not a garden tool, then so be it! We have told you but you are too dumb to realize that she is fucking 3 other guys right now AS she lives with you. I call that a dumbass and I call myself a damn dick.

So you pissed off your only friend? Not cool

Know what else is funny? My friend, who is a pussy, had the BALLS to confront me about talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Yea. She told him straight up that she used to call me all the time. I played it off and even though he knew it was the truth he didn't do shit. You know why? Because he is a pussy and is in love with a pussy that loves to get rammed by multiple dicks and swallow and cum.

I think you're a pussy who loves getting rammed by multiple dicks and swallowing cum

GREAT. My life is great. I am actually a piece of shit whose life actually is pretty great. I lie, I cheat on my g/f of 4 years, I get girls all the time in different states, I look good and I have money.

If you have to come on the internet to brag about your so-called friends and girl-friends, you're life isn't great. Where are all your friends so you can brag to them. That's right you only have one.

My question to you - Will karma repay me?

No, it will not repeat you as none of the things you said are true
Fuck you, you nigger-wannabe
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:20 PM
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Yah? Are you all retarded? Do you know how much $ I make in a week? I don't have time to sit on this motherfucker all damn day like I was back in the days of Totse. I'm not 16 anymore. I am twenty motherfucker 4.

You know what? I am half black but you know what? Since I am HALF WHITE, why the fuck do I suck at GOLF? Thank God my penis is big.

When I was a new born I kept looking at my dick saying "oh white jesus, my penis looks very small right now but obviously its because I'm a new fresh baby, plz give me a sign that its gonna be the size of a donkey dick" and you know what? The next morning I fucked the nurse with my donkey dick. Ever since then I have been fucking hoes left and right. Not promiscuous women, gardening tools.

So you know what? Fuck all of you.

What are you doing today? I don't care. You know what I did last night? Oh, wait! Let me paint a clear picture for you. I let one of my best friend's girlfriend give me head and I came in her mouth. HAHAHA. I am a dick, you know it. I am a good friend but if you want to date a hoe, actual promiscuous woman, not a garden tool, then so be it! We have told you but you are too dumb to realize that she is fucking 3 other guys right now AS she lives with you. I call that a dumbass and I call myself a damn dick.

Know what else is funny? My friend, who is a pussy, had the BALLS to confront me about talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Yea. She told him straight up that she used to call me all the time. I played it off and even though he knew it was the truth he didn't do shit. You know why? Because he is a pussy and is in love with a pussy that loves to get rammed by multiple dicks and swallow and cum.

GREAT. My life is great. I am actually a piece of shit whose life actually is pretty great. I lie, I cheat on my g/f of 4 years, I get girls all the time in different states, I look good and I have money.

My question to you - Will karma repay me?
A quick ego pit stop here, then back to paradise huh?
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:22 PM
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:04 PM
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A quick ego pit stop here, then back to paradise huh?
How can he be in paradise? He's half black...
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:57 PM
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My women are beautiful. I live with my mom and she is one of my women and she gives me an extra 5 dollars if we play a game of hide and seek. Thing is, she never tries to find me.



look at me. arent i hawt
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:00 PM
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My women are beautiful. I live with my mom and she is one of my women and she gives me an extra 5 dollars if we play a game of hide and seek. Thing is, she never tries to find me.



look at me. arent i hawt
id oughta slap the shit out of you for posting in my profile.

no chavs allowed in ma profile, nigga

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My women are beautiful. I live with my mom and she is one of my women and she gives me an extra 5 dollars if we play a game of hide and seek. Thing is, she never tries to find me.



look at me. arent i hawt
You look whiter than before.
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first post was hilarious and i could relate
then... no

you are getting lighter, MJRUBADUB
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He looks like he is on fire. Like he is so red because of posion ivy or something. Take a bath in oatmeal and stop tanning for a year.

I wish I was darker. But I'm not going to tan LOL like a fag LOL.

Some mixed people are dark and some are light.

Guess which one I am? Gay.
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:48 AM
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Fuck the system.
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how much did you drink today?
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Yah? Are you all retarded? Do you know how much $ I make in a week? I don't have time to sit on this motherfucker all damn day like I was back in the days of Totse. I'm not 16 anymore. I am twenty motherfucker 4.

You know what? I am half black but you know what? Since I am HALF WHITE, why the fuck do I suck at GOLF? Thank God my penis is big.

When I was a new born I kept looking at my dick saying "oh white jesus, my penis looks very small right now but obviously its because I'm a new fresh baby, plz give me a sign that its gonna be the size of a donkey dick" and you know what? The next morning I fucked the nurse with my donkey dick. Ever since then I have been fucking hoes left and right. Not promiscuous women, gardening tools.

So you know what? Fuck all of you.

What are you doing today? I don't care. You know what I did last night? Oh, wait! Let me paint a clear picture for you. I let one of my best friend's girlfriend give me head and I came in her mouth. HAHAHA. I am a dick, you know it. I am a good friend but if you want to date a hoe, actual promiscuous woman, not a garden tool, then so be it! We have told you but you are too dumb to realize that she is fucking 3 other guys right now AS she lives with you. I call that a dumbass and I call myself a damn dick.

Know what else is funny? My friend, who is a pussy, had the BALLS to confront me about talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Yea. She told him straight up that she used to call me all the time. I played it off and even though he knew it was the truth he didn't do shit. You know why? Because he is a pussy and is in love with a pussy that loves to get rammed by multiple dicks and swallow and cum.

GREAT. My life is great. I am actually a piece of shit whose life actually is pretty great. I lie, I cheat on my g/f of 4 years, I get girls all the time in different states, I look good and I have money.

My question to you - Will karma repay me?


WTF you're a gay cunt. That is total bullshit, you fucking loser
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