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07-03-2009, 10:38 AM
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I want to be a nudist.
I want to feel like I am one with nature, and live deep into a forest (or remote island), in a cave I made on my own
Surely, I will bring a female along, for there will be times I need to remember that I am a man (Besides knowing that my dong is just having a great time in the outside world).
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07-03-2009, 10:50 AM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
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07-03-2009, 10:56 AM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
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Well, how about I put it this way:
I will not wear clothes, but I will not try to remember ever wearing clothes. Therefore, I won't acknowledge myself as a nudist, or whatnot.
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08-17-2009, 08:31 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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I want to feel like I am one with nature, and live deep into a forest (or remote island), in a cave I made on my own
Surely, I will bring a female along, for there will be times I need to remember that I am a man (Besides knowing that my dong is just having a great time in the outside world).
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A brilliant idea! The only problem is living in a cave may be a little harder than you realize. No hot water, no refrigeration, no air conditioning, no internet… But if you are already well versed in wilderness survival then I say, why not?
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08-17-2009, 08:33 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
alright but you have to give me all your stuff before you go.
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08-17-2009, 08:36 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
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This
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08-17-2009, 11:41 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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A brilliant idea! The only problem is living in a cave may be a little harder than you realize. No hot water, no refrigeration, no air conditioning, no internet… But if you are already well versed in wilderness survival then I say, why not? 
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Yeah, that's true.... Maybe I'll live in a waterfall-cave like cave
When it's hot, I'll make a fan like those things that have water fall on them, and when they are full, they drop all the water... Repeats... I will attach two big palm leaves [whatever] on them and let it push cool air towards me... Even though the Waterfall will keep me cool.
When it gets cold, I will crawl inside my female's vagina and hibernate... Or I can just bring a shit load of blankets and pillows.... if that's not considered cheating.
And no, you can't have my things.
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08-17-2009, 11:42 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
do they mind if you have a boner 24/7
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08-17-2009, 11:43 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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do they mind if you have a boner 24/7
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Who's they?
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08-17-2009, 11:45 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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Who's they? 
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o i thought by nudist you meant live in a nudist colony
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08-17-2009, 11:49 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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o i thought by nudist you meant live in a nudist colony
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Oh hell no, that's how you get anally raped
That's why I'm going to live with a female in a cave  You can't come either.
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08-17-2009, 11:50 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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Oh hell no, that's how you get anally raped
That's why I'm going to live with a female in a cave  You can't come either.
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i didnt want to anyways, ill make my own cave.
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08-18-2009, 12:01 AM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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i didnt want to anyways, ill make my own cave.
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My cave will be awesomer  It'll have me, my female, and my blankets/pillows. Too bad we'll have to keep on cleaning the sheets
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08-18-2009, 06:36 AM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
I love nudists.
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08-18-2009, 01:46 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
Then go outside, take off your nearest clothes, and grab the nearest hot bitch.
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08-18-2009, 01:47 PM
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08-18-2009, 01:48 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
The people who want to be nudists, shouldn't be nudists. You may be one of them.
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08-18-2009, 01:55 PM
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One crazy fucking baby!
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
I'll come to your cave and conquer it and your woman with my big hammer of love.
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08-18-2009, 11:41 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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I'll come to your cave and conquer it and your woman with my big hammer of love.
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Nahh. I'll have big scary strong animals to gaurd us
Only thing you'll be conquering is your fear of anal sex
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08-18-2009, 11:43 PM
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08-18-2009, 11:46 PM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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LULZ! This.
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12-10-2011, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Valheru
The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
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Yes this is mostly true because society has made ppl think NUDITY IS WRONG and thats sad.....
We are the ONLY ANIMAL who wears clothes,whats up with that?? (Besides warmth)
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12-10-2011, 02:45 AM
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Re: I want to be a nudist.
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We are the ONLY ANIMAL who wears clothes,whats up with that?? (Besides warmth)
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Bullshit
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