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Old 07-03-2009, 10:38 AM
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Default I want to be a nudist.

I want to feel like I am one with nature, and live deep into a forest (or remote island), in a cave I made on my own

Surely, I will bring a female along, for there will be times I need to remember that I am a man (Besides knowing that my dong is just having a great time in the outside world).
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:50 AM
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Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:56 AM
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Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
Well, how about I put it this way:

I will not wear clothes, but I will not try to remember ever wearing clothes. Therefore, I won't acknowledge myself as a nudist, or whatnot.
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:31 PM
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I want to feel like I am one with nature, and live deep into a forest (or remote island), in a cave I made on my own

Surely, I will bring a female along, for there will be times I need to remember that I am a man (Besides knowing that my dong is just having a great time in the outside world).
A brilliant idea! The only problem is living in a cave may be a little harder than you realize. No hot water, no refrigeration, no air conditioning, no internet… But if you are already well versed in wilderness survival then I say, why not?
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:33 PM
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alright but you have to give me all your stuff before you go.
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:36 PM
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Fuck nudists. The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
This
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:41 PM
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A brilliant idea! The only problem is living in a cave may be a little harder than you realize. No hot water, no refrigeration, no air conditioning, no internet… But if you are already well versed in wilderness survival then I say, why not?
Yeah, that's true.... Maybe I'll live in a waterfall-cave like cave

When it's hot, I'll make a fan like those things that have water fall on them, and when they are full, they drop all the water... Repeats... I will attach two big palm leaves [whatever] on them and let it push cool air towards me... Even though the Waterfall will keep me cool.

When it gets cold, I will crawl inside my female's vagina and hibernate... Or I can just bring a shit load of blankets and pillows.... if that's not considered cheating.

And no, you can't have my things.
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Default Re: I want to be a nudist.

do they mind if you have a boner 24/7
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do they mind if you have a boner 24/7
Who's they?
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Who's they?
o i thought by nudist you meant live in a nudist colony
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:49 PM
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o i thought by nudist you meant live in a nudist colony
Oh hell no, that's how you get anally raped

That's why I'm going to live with a female in a cave You can't come either.
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Oh hell no, that's how you get anally raped

That's why I'm going to live with a female in a cave You can't come either.
i didnt want to anyways, ill make my own cave.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:01 AM
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i didnt want to anyways, ill make my own cave.
My cave will be awesomer It'll have me, my female, and my blankets/pillows. Too bad we'll have to keep on cleaning the sheets
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:36 AM
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I love nudists.

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Then go outside, take off your nearest clothes, and grab the nearest hot bitch.
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http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=55902
It's alot of fun.
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The people who want to be nudists, shouldn't be nudists. You may be one of them.
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I'll come to your cave and conquer it and your woman with my big hammer of love.
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I'll come to your cave and conquer it and your woman with my big hammer of love.
Nahh. I'll have big scary strong animals to gaurd us

Only thing you'll be conquering is your fear of anal sex
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LULZ! This.
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The problem with nudists is that nudists are ALWAYS the people you do NOT want to be nudists.
Yes this is mostly true because society has made ppl think NUDITY IS WRONG and thats sad.....

We are the ONLY ANIMAL who wears clothes,whats up with that?? (Besides warmth)
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We are the ONLY ANIMAL who wears clothes,whats up with that?? (Besides warmth)


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