The 4th of July!

[T.K. Baha]

Well its that time of year again, when we get real drunk, fire up the grill set off fireworks and celebrate our independence from those limp wristed tea suckers across the water. Unfortunately its raining here on this dreary afternoon but that's not gonna stop me from cramming myself full of drugs and alcohol in the name of The United States of America . Whats this thread about your probably asking? Is it me just rambling on and on in a long winded stupor about a whole lot of nothing? Probably. But uh... what are all of you good red blooded Americans doing for this 4th of July?

It doesen't look like a day for barbecuing unless you like grilling indoors (Zek) because of the god forsaken weather. But we can't let that stop us from celebrating a traditional holiday in the spirit of Dionysus and drenched in the blood of our forefathers. I'm still feeling a bit hazy from last nights handful of barbiturates and malt liquor and as I drained my coffee and bitched about the evils of the world I stumble through I got a phone call. Instead of a rainy 4th of July spent eating more pills with intermissions of bitching and moaning I guess I am going to play some beer pong and get my pole polished by a whale of a bitch. Not exactly what I had in mind, but ah fuck it! God bless America! So what are you folks doing?

tl;dr Its the 4th of July, lets get drunk, fuck fat bitches and fuck the British. What are you doing?

[Dfg]

Reading this thread and trying to finish an Anime.

[Legend]

Not much more than Dfg.

[Instigator]

Drinking Lager and being English.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Going to a family BBQ which will be boring as shit.

[T.K. Baha]

GTFO you teanigger. We don't like your kind around here! But come on all you American folks, its a day for celebration and intoxication.



What if that guy would have said "Well, we could fight for independence today but instead I am going to surf the internet and watch animal porn"? We would all be passing euros and saying vit-a-mins. You unpatriotic fucks.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Fuck America.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by SAS

s a day for celebration and intoxication.

Americans suck at drinking. I could outdrink any American.

[T.K. Baha]

I hope you get inoperable cancer and your family dies in a mobile home fire.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

Americans suck at drinking. I could outdrink any American.

Bring it

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by LSA King

Bring it

Meh. Thats what I have found in general all talk. I outdrank 2 yankees one time who would't shut up about their drinking prowess.

LOL about 5 Fosters pints in and after only an hour they had had it and wanted to slow down. Fuck that I drank 18 pints of Fosters in 5 hours and had 4 triple vodkas on ice that night. Didn't even spew. Their excuse for stopping drinking was to get ladies but I was the one who made out with a French girl while they sat there rambling boasting etc like americans do to people who dont want to hear it. They were even afraid to walk home and called a taxi LOL I walked alone and I made it back to the backpackers before them and I had stopped for some KFC. Fucking faggot americans.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

Meh. Thats what I have found in general all talk. I outdrank 2 yankees one time who would't shut up about their drinking prowess.

LOL about 5 Fosters pints in and after only an hour they had had it and wanted to slow down. Fuck that I drank 18 pints of Fosters in 5 hours and had 4 triple vodkas on ice that night. Didn't even spew. Their excuse for stopping drinking was to get ladies but I was the one who made out with a French girl while they sat there rambling boasting etc like americans do to people who dont want to hear it. They were even afraid to walk home and called a taxi LOL I walked alone and I made it back to the backpackers before them and I had stopped for some KFC. Fucking faggot americans.

hey faggot kid come back and post when you've actually had a fucking drink

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by SAS

tl;dr Its the 4th of July, lets get drunk, fuck fat bitches and fuck the British. What are you doing?

Don't forget to suck some cheesy French cock, seeing as they helped you win.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

hey faggot kid come back and post when you've actually had a fucking drink

Why would I use a computer when i'm drinking?

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

you've never been drinking in your life dude so don't fuckin talk about how you can outdrink people

[HTS]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

Meh. Thats what I have found in general all talk. I outdrank 2 yankees one time who would't shut up about their drinking prowess.

LOL about 5 Fosters pints in and after only an hour they had had it and wanted to slow down. Fuck that I drank 18 pints of Fosters in 5 hours and had 4 triple vodkas on ice that night. Didn't even spew. Their excuse for stopping drinking was to get ladies but I was the one who made out with a French girl while they sat there rambling boasting etc like americans do to people who dont want to hear it. They were even afraid to walk home and called a taxi LOL I walked alone and I made it back to the backpackers before them and I had stopped for some KFC. Fucking faggot americans.

Assuming you are 6'6" and 220lbs, your BAC would have been in the range of .685. And since you are probably shorter and weigh less, it would be considerably higher. You not only would have spewed, you would have blacked out and probably died.

You are a lying faggot.

[T.K. Baha]

Yeah that is the equivalent of like 24 correctly measured beers and 4 shots of vodka in 5 hours? I doubt you were making out with some girl if anything you would be in a coma choking on your own vomit. You tea sucking troll.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

you've never been drinking in your life dude so don't fuckin talk about how you can outdrink people

Err I was out drinking last night. I've also attended Oktoberfest. I can outdrink most of you fuckers.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by SAS

Yeah that is the equivalent of like 24 correctly measured beers and 4 shots of vodka in 5 hours?

Triple vodkas, which as I understand means 3 shots each. Or 12 shots total.

Could be wrong though.

Either way, he'd have been way too fucked up to do ANYTHING, making out and ragging on Americunts included.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

you're fifteen years old you've never been drinking much less make out with a girl. sorry we don't believe your fantasies kid come back in a few years

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by HTS

Assuming you are 6'6" and 220lbs, your BAC would have been in the range of .685. And since you are probably shorter and weigh less, it would be considerably higher. You not only would have spewed, you would have blacked out and probably died.

You are a lying faggot.

Im 6'2", 84 KG's. You don't know shit. I've done a 30 box of 440ml 5% alcohol beers in less time without spewing.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

you're fifteen years old you've never been drinking much less make out with a girl. sorry we don't believe your fantasies kid come back in a few years

I am 22.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

Im 6'2", 84 KG's. You don't know shit. I've done a 30 box of 440ml 5% alcohol beers in less time without spewing.

You can keep on claiming you did it, but nobody is going to buy it.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by HTS

Triple vodkas, which as I understand means 3 shots each. Or 12 shots total.

Could be wrong though.

Either way, he'd have been way too fucked up to do ANYTHING, making out and ragging on Americunts included.

12 shots yeah. My memory is hazy maybe I did spew but yes I met a French girl and the next day she texted me and we went for coffee at a bookstore and had 2 more dates.

I didnt rag on Americans I just drank more than them

12 shots is only 396 ml. My friend said I sat on a couch and nearly slept but otherwise I didnt really make an embarrassment of myself. He shouted the Vodkas as a goodwill gesture for my epic drinking performance

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

12 shots yeah. My memory is hazy maybe I did spew but yes I met a French girl and the next day she texted me and we went for coffee at a bookstore and had 2 more dates.

I didnt rag on Americans I just drank more than them

12 shots is only 396 ml. My friend said I sat on a couch and nearly slept but otherwise I didnt really make an embarrassment of myself. He shouted the Vodkas as a goodwill gesture for my epic drinking performance

just stop it faggot. there's 12 shots in a fifth it's alot more than 396 ml

[HTS]

Originally Posted by XBrokenButterflyWingsX

12 shots yeah. My memory is hazy maybe I did spew but yes I met a French girl and the next day she texted me and we went for coffee at a bookstore and had 2 more dates.

I didnt rag on Americans I just drank more than them

12 shots is only 396 ml. My friend said I sat on a couch and nearly slept but otherwise I didnt really make an embarrassment of myself. He shouted the Vodkas as a goodwill gesture for my epic drinking performance

Alright, that seems more believable. It just seemed like you were claiming you were coherent and held your liquor like a pro. Beyond a pro really.

Your BAC would have been in the range of .800. That means that .8% of your blood was alcohol. You'd have been quite drunk, probably hurled, but with decent experience it's believable you'd manage to stumble home and not die. Maybe.

Just barely believable though.

EDIT: Bare in mind I'm stupid and don't know anything about drinking. Despise it really.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

just stop it faggot. there's 12 shots in a fifth it's alot more than 396 ml

A shot is 30 - 35 ml dumbass. I was in London at the time where I think a shot is 30ml I know I worked at a Bar. Infact i worked in the Bar where this feat took place for a while.

Its definately 30 ml in Aussie and NZ

[Vizier]

We are talking about alcohol here not Kool-aid faggot.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

a shot is 1.5 ounces. in a fifth there's 12 shots dude learn your shit. you worked in the Bar? omg man you worked in the Bar. one day you'll drink

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

a shot is 1.5 ounces. in a fifth there's 12 shots dude learn your shit. you worked in the Bar? omg man you worked in the Bar. one day you'll drink

We are not all american. In the UK Aussie and NZ a shot is 30mls dickhead.
I don't know what you are saying but yes I did work in the Bar where this took place. I have worked in a few Bars when I travelled. Two hostel bars where I could witness first hand how pathetic Americans were at drinking.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

why the fuck do you capitalize Bar every time?

[2009/10 is really GAY]

It's another gay july 4th as always. Doing shit, using computer, anime, porn videos.

Who's going to see fireworks? lol i'm not.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by Vizier

We are talking about alcohol here not Kool-aid faggot.

I don't know what Kool Aid is but I drank 18 Fosters from tap into 500ml glasses. Then I had smirnoff Vodka's.

You are a homo. Why do you cry to fish like a little faggot when i make fun of you. Mexicans are homo's that is why Corona is popular with fags.

[Major General Franklin Kirby]

Originally Posted by KevinLoveIsMyHero

why the fuck do you capitalize Bar every time?

Why are you picking up on something so petty? Faggot a shot is 30ml.

You are a homo.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by 2009/10 is really GAY

It's another gay july 4th as always. Doing shit, using computer, anime, porn videos.

Fuck yeah, man. Me too.

I have $20, and a pack of cigs that I don't even like. I live in Ontario land where there's like TWO fucking brands of menthol, and the store closest to me is out of stock 'til Monday. I miss the states... over 9000 brands to choose from, I'm legal age, and they're all clearly displayed for me to choose from.

Fuck Ontario is such bullshit. This country is fucking stupid, and I'm sick of it's bullshit policies that are created and enforced solely to perpetuate the image of Canadians as being liberal, peace loving, friendly, and health conscious. It's like Canada is putting on a show for the rest of the world, so they think we're these awesome people, but in reality it's all just an act to get everyone to like us better.

It's fucking pathetic. There's no REAL reason to prohibit DISPLAYING tobacco products - I mean they can't even be out behind the counters, the must legally be hidden from sight at all times. The only reason rules like this exist is because some shitlicking politicians somewhere wanted to look like we were 'cracking down' on tobacco or some shit. Pisses me the fuck off.

[Surprise Buttsecks]

I lol at you calling us 'limp wristed tea suckers', when your user name is SAS.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by Surprise Buttsecks

I lol at you calling us 'limp wristed tea suckers', when your user name is SAS.

I didn't notice this, but it is indeed ironic and hilarious.

[T.K. Baha]

Well I don't know about you guys but my 4th went alright. I told some girl she was a stupid cunt and her boyfriend blind sided me and split me face up good and we went around a bit. Although I still ended up getting my dick sucked (so drunk I couldn't get off) but I made it home in one piece with no charges. I cant still smell her pussy on my hands though. But god damn it's been a crazy night. I thought about sticking someone with a steak knife but my bud was smart enough to hide it from me. God bless America.

EDIT: My knees hurt like hell but I don't know what the fuck I did. Feels like I been jumping on concrete for days.

EDIT2: Barbiturates and pink lemonade is the only saving grace of this god damn country.

[Nostalgia]

Why do half you say "god bless America" when you don't believe in god?

[Marijuanasaurus]

I dont know what this thread is about but i saw 4th and july in the same sentence and decided to roast here... i mean poast here.

All i wanted for independence day was to blow shit up and drink beer. and i did. I ate some carne asada at my house, went to my friends house and smoked some weed, went to another friends house and ate some fucking chicken, went to another friends house and BLEW SOME SHIT UP, and now im drinkin and smokin till i fall asleep.

yep, my day was good.