Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > General > Generally Speaking

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:14 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Confused The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

I was on omegle.com and I started taking to someone and come to find out he lives right down the street...and I KNOW him.

You: would you be interested in buying some John Wayne toilet paper?
its rough
its tough
and it doesn't take shit off of anyone!
Stranger: heyo!
You: hey
Stranger: did you hear about steve mcnair?
You: no
Stranger: nigga got capped in the head
Stranger: sad stuff
You: lol
You: who
Stranger: steve mcnair
You: who is he
Stranger: he was the QB for the titans
You: oh
Stranger: got them to the super bowl
Stranger: he was great
You: yeah well shit happens
You: people always get shot
You: ALWAYS!
You: souljs slim got shot in his mothers frint yard
Stranger: so where are you from?
Stranger: is he dead?
You: New Orleans
You: yeah
You: been dead
Stranger: holy shit! i'm in Happy Town
You: lol
You: where?
Stranger: ok, do you know where kenner is?
You: yeah
Stranger: past kenner is st. rose
You: yeah
Stranger: then Happy Town
You: where? I live in happy road
Stranger: i live in Happy Town
You: between the tracks
Stranger: this is really fucking creepy
You: lol
You: kinda
You: is that you with the fireworks!?!?!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can hear them though
Stranger: did you go to Happy Town high?
You: yeah
You: graduated in 05
Stranger: what year did you grad?
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: '04 for me
You: you?
You: oh
You: who are you?
You: this is really weird
Stranger: daniel
Stranger: i live on Happy Town hall
You: I know the street
You: I knew a few peope that lived there
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Andrew
Stranger: do you know meaghan and justin?
You: LMAO!!!
You: yeah
You: NO FUCKIN WAY
Stranger: dude i've hung out with you
You: I know who you are
You: thats crazy
Stranger: wow, and i was just talking to someone from bali and israel
You: I met some chick in Sewden
Stranger: ok, well i'm heading over to justin's now
Stranger: thanks for the small world reality
You: lol
You: no prob
You: maybe I will see you later
Stranger: going to circle k and getting a 40
Stranger: ok, see you later, man
You: grab me 1
You: I will give you a few bucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper

Last edited by happy_one_hit; 07-05-2009 at 03:51 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:18 AM
0x29A 0x29A is offline
Regular
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Inside you. With a lead pipe.
Thanks: 75
Thanked 114 Times in 57 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

you shoulda pulled the 14/f trap on him and then bribed him
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:27 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Quote:
Originally Posted by 0x29A View Post
you shoulda pulled the 14/f trap on him and then bribed him
lmao damn!

That's a good idea.
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:31 AM
nuclearrabbit's Avatar
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
Regular
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Colorado.
Thanks: 74
Thanked 315 Times in 214 Posts
Send a message via AIM to nuclearrabbit Send a message via MSN to nuclearrabbit Send a message via Skype™ to nuclearrabbit
Grin Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Thanks for all that personal info.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:35 AM
Σnigma Σnigma is offline
Diz-Buster
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Thanks: 0
Thanked 140 Times in 106 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

What the fuck kind of name is Happy Street?
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:52 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Quote:
Originally Posted by 5024L View Post
That's a shit load of personal info.
Yeah, isn't it?
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:54 AM
HOLLISTER GUY HOLLISTER GUY is offline
Count
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California, USA
Thanks: 175
Thanked 256 Times in 196 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

with all that info i'm gonna hunt ya down.

notice that you didn't get invited to hang out at justin's
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 07-05-2009, 03:59 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Quote:
Originally Posted by HOLLISTER GUY View Post
with all that info i'm gonna hunt ya down.

notice that you didn't get invited to hang out at justin's
lol I know...

Come near me, I shoot you....its really simple.
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 07-05-2009, 04:14 AM
Haiti's Space Agency's Avatar
Haiti's Space Agency Haiti's Space Agency is offline
Haiti's Forum Agency
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Thanks: 2,700
Thanked 2,463 Times in 1,759 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Cool story, Andrew.
__________________
Join Here: http://fantasy.nfl.com/registration/...eagueId=834845
League ID: 834845
League Password: dabears
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 07-05-2009, 07:12 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Quote:
Originally Posted by alexander224 View Post
Cool story, Andrew.
lulz.....I am clever
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 07-05-2009, 07:13 AM
happy_one_hit happy_one_hit is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Swamps of Louisiana
Thanks: 220
Thanked 110 Times in 82 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

Quote:
Originally Posted by 5024L View Post
See you in happy town between the tracks.
What would you like to drink when you get here?



You guys are completely missing the point......Out of the thousands of people on the site I get linked to some guy I know...down the street from me.

.....and if you were anybody to worry about you wouldn't need me to tell you where to find me....
__________________
"We are truly, now at this moment, a nation of sheep, and ladies and gentlemen I assure you that sheep are always led to the slaughter."

-William Cooper

Last edited by happy_one_hit; 07-05-2009 at 07:18 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 07-05-2009, 07:19 AM
Mirana's Avatar
Mirana Mirana is offline
Archduke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ฏ๎๎๎&a
Thanks: 333
Thanked 759 Times in 515 Posts
Default Re: The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

The odds of this happening are in the 0.000% area...... unless people on gaybook and shitspace had omegle going around really recent.
__________________
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
fucking, happened, shit, weirdest

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Has this ever happened to you? (Weird shit) dog with shifty eyes Bat Country 7 01-24-2011 05:12 AM
Holy shit what the fuck happened to HB? 0x29A Bat Country 36 05-18-2009 03:15 PM
I had the weirdest fucking night. Vamp Bat Country 83 04-25-2009 04:35 AM
Shit, what happened? (i7 Biostar x58) 13579 Technophiles and Technophiliacs 2 01-24-2009 08:06 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:53 AM.


Hot Topics
Join our Chatroom!
Users: 8
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "Only rule: be nice or I'll cut your fucking face off, dumbshit"
Users: 27
Messages/minute: 1.6
Topic: "http://codelove.org :: Below is above in 2 codes 1 love. :: wh..."
Users: 18
Messages/minute: 5
Topic: "http://www.literotica...."
Advertisements
Your ad could go right HERE! Contact us!

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.