The WEIRDEST fucking shit just happened

[happy_one_hit]

I was on omegle.com and I started taking to someone and come to find out he lives right down the street...and I KNOW him.

You: would you be interested in buying some John Wayne toilet paper?
its rough
its tough
and it doesn't take shit off of anyone!
Stranger: heyo!
You: hey
Stranger: did you hear about steve mcnair?
You: no
Stranger: nigga got capped in the head
Stranger: sad stuff
You: lol
You: who
Stranger: steve mcnair
You: who is he
Stranger: he was the QB for the titans
You: oh
Stranger: got them to the super bowl
Stranger: he was great
You: yeah well shit happens
You: people always get shot
You: ALWAYS!
You: souljs slim got shot in his mothers frint yard
Stranger: so where are you from?
Stranger: is he dead?
You: New Orleans
You: yeah
You: been dead
Stranger: holy shit! i'm in Happy Town
You: lol
You: where?
Stranger: ok, do you know where kenner is?
You: yeah
Stranger: past kenner is st. rose
You: yeah
Stranger: then Happy Town
You: where? I live in happy road
Stranger: i live in Happy Town
You: between the tracks
Stranger: this is really fucking creepy
You: lol
You: kinda
You: is that you with the fireworks!?!?!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can hear them though
Stranger: did you go to Happy Town high?
You: yeah
You: graduated in 05
Stranger: what year did you grad?
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: '04 for me
You: you?
You: oh
You: who are you?
You: this is really weird
Stranger: daniel
Stranger: i live on Happy Town hall
You: I know the street
You: I knew a few peope that lived there
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Andrew
Stranger: do you know meaghan and justin?
You: LMAO!!!
You: yeah
You: NO FUCKIN WAY
Stranger: dude i've hung out with you
You: I know who you are
You: thats crazy
Stranger: wow, and i was just talking to someone from bali and israel
You: I met some chick in Sewden
Stranger: ok, well i'm heading over to justin's now
Stranger: thanks for the small world reality
You: lol
You: no prob
You: maybe I will see you later
Stranger: going to circle k and getting a 40
Stranger: ok, see you later, man
You: grab me 1
You: I will give you a few bucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[0x29A]

you shoulda pulled the 14/f trap on him and then bribed him

[happy_one_hit]

Originally Posted by 0x29A

you shoulda pulled the 14/f trap on him and then bribed him

lmao damn!

That's a good idea.

[nuclearrabbit]

Thanks for all that personal info.

[Σnigma]

What the fuck kind of name is Happy Street?

[happy_one_hit]

Originally Posted by 5024L

That's a shit load of personal info.

Yeah, isn't it?

[HOLLISTER GUY]

with all that info i'm gonna hunt ya down.

notice that you didn't get invited to hang out at justin's

[happy_one_hit]

Originally Posted by HOLLISTER GUY

with all that info i'm gonna hunt ya down.

notice that you didn't get invited to hang out at justin's

lol I know...

Come near me, I shoot you....its really simple.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Cool story, Andrew.

[happy_one_hit]

Originally Posted by alexander224

Cool story, Andrew.

lulz.....I am clever

[happy_one_hit]

Originally Posted by 5024L

See you in happy town between the tracks.

What would you like to drink when you get here?



You guys are completely missing the point......Out of the thousands of people on the site I get linked to some guy I know...down the street from me.

.....and if you were anybody to worry about you wouldn't need me to tell you where to find me....

[Mirana]

The odds of this happening are in the 0.000% area...... unless people on gaybook and shitspace had omegle going around really recent.