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I fucked my first cousin last night while her husband went out with his friends. She won't talk to me now, lol. Oh well, I didn't talk to her much anyway for years. I went over to fuck her under the guise of "can't i see my cousin? I miss you!" I just used some Speed Seduction on her (Values Elicitation, Incredible Connection Pattern, Blowjob Pattern) and she started getting aroused. So as soon as I noticed the sweet scent of hers getting stronger I kissed her, we made out and then I dumped her on the couch and put my dick in her mouth. It was awesome because she kept closing her eyes and i kept forcing them open by thrusting my dick in her throat so she would choke, open her eyes to look at me all annoyed and then i would just let her keep at. and after a while she stopped closing her eyes because I had her conditioned by then (think pavlov's dogs). I just like to see how much their enjoying sucking my pole.

I fucked her missionary,doggy style and she wanted to ride me (thats when we broke a condom in the process so then we went raw). used her and her husbands favorite sex toy on her too. that part was great because she ran off in the middle of me eating her out to go get it herself...lol

Needless to say, after we finished she was FREAKED OUT and kicked me out of the house. I came back 2 minutes later because I forgot my yankee's cap
but it was already in the street...yikes...thats a pretty far throw for a girl like her she must be livid. lol

well yea, I just pwned myself, once again. I think it's a pretty safe bet that her husband (or anyone period) won't find out, not that i give a shit because if he touches me that will be really bad for him and he'll be shunned by the family. No matter what I or my cousin did, we're still part of it.

Hahahahahha...oh and sorry I have no Pics. Just for Zoklet I'm going to try her sister and maybe even get a hidden video camera operation instead of just pics.
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:06 PM
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I fucked my first cousin last night while her husband went out with his friends. She won't talk to me now, lol. Oh well, I didn't talk to her much anyway for years. I went over to fuck her under the guise of "can't i see my cousin? I miss you!" I just used some Speed Seduction on her (Values Elicitation, Incredible Connection Pattern, Blowjob Pattern) and she started getting aroused. So as soon as I noticed the sweet scent of hers getting stronger I kissed her, we made out and then I dumped her on the couch and put my dick in her mouth. It was awesome because she kept closing her eyes and i kept forcing them open by thrusting my dick in her throat so she would choke, open her eyes to look at me all annoyed and then i would just let her keep at. and after a while she stopped closing her eyes because I had her conditioned by then (think pavlov's dogs). I just like to see how much their enjoying sucking my pole.

I fucked her missionary,doggy style and she wanted to ride me (thats when we broke a condom in the process so then we went raw). used her and her husbands favorite sex toy on her too. that part was great because she ran off in the middle of me eating her out to go get it herself...lol

Needless to say, after we finished she was FREAKED OUT and kicked me out of the house. I came back 2 minutes later because I forgot my yankee's cap
but it was already in the street...yikes...thats a pretty far throw for a girl like her she must be livid. lol

well yea, I just pwned myself, once again. I think it's a pretty safe bet that her husband (or anyone period) won't find out, not that i give a shit because if he touches me that will be really bad for him and he'll be shunned by the family. No matter what I or my cousin did, we're still part of it.

Hahahahahha...oh and sorry I have no Pics. Just for Zoklet I'm going to try her sister and maybe even get a hidden video camera operation instead of just pics.
if this is true do that
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:11 PM
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I was just thinking earlier this morning about how I hadn't quite yet gotten my daily fill of bullshit off the sunday paper today.

Then i read your post and was suddenly overcome by this great feeling of satisfaction.

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Old 07-05-2009, 07:15 PM
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i also fucked your cousin last night.
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:18 PM
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I was just thinking earlier this morning about how I hadn't quite yet gotten my daily fill of bullshit off the sunday paper today.

Then i read your post and was suddenly overcome by this great feeling of satisfaction.

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Guys like you will be the first to be jerking off to my new video with her sister. I'll be sure to include a lot of me in the film so you guys can get off.
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:45 PM
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:32 PM
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pawn everyone.
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:38 PM
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well yea, I just pwned myself, once again. :

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Old 07-05-2009, 08:42 PM
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:44 PM
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Guys like you will be the first to be jerking off to my new video with her sister. I'll be sure to include a lot of me in the film so you guys can get off.
If you do it, be sure to include yourself holding a little note or something with zoklet written on it so we know it's actually you in the video.

Otherwise I call TOTAL shenanigans on this thread.
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Troll is succesfull
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This story got my pen0r senses twitching.
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yup
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:34 PM
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I just used some Speed Seduction on her (Values Elicitation, Incredible Connection Pattern, Blowjob Pattern) and she started getting aroused.
Since when does that shit actually work?
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:50 PM
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Self pwn?
apparently someone's not familiar with the concept of "wincest"

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If you do it, be sure to include yourself holding a little note or something with zoklet written on it so we know it's actually you in the video.
so you want op to be fucking whilst holding a sign up and taking pix simultaneously?

OP can you rise to the challenge?!

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Old 07-05-2009, 10:17 PM
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Since when does that shit actually work?
lol. don't knock till you try it.
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Old 07-05-2009, 10:18 PM
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I had some lulz. Try again, with pictures if there is any truth to this.
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Old 07-05-2009, 10:22 PM
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Old 07-05-2009, 11:08 PM
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Since when does that shit actually work?
my my how you will all eat your words when the video operation is complete.
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If you do it, be sure to include yourself holding a little note or something with zoklet written on it so we know it's actually you in the video.

Otherwise I call TOTAL shenanigans on this thread.
Absolutely this.
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though things like this make me miss exposo
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^ ur a arse hole
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though things like this make me miss exposo
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Your story made my ever present erection more erect.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:37 AM
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So, you're absolutely sure it was a girl?
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i love cousin sex, its diffferent
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:54 PM
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Also, yell something like "You're my cousin!" several times while you bone 'er in the ass, and if she reacts like "WTF??!" then we'll know it's BS!
That's stupid she would be like WTF 'cause its retarded to yell shit like that.

If he is telling the truth, he is awesome...unless she is fat/ugly.

If he it just trolling, he is at least a decent troll, which is unfortunately rare here.

Either way give the man credit.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:27 AM
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Try to have a conversation with her on tape and get her to say she is your cousin.
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This ....story....is shit without pix so I declare this thead full of


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All lies. Troll, no pix no game.
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If he is telling the truth, he is awesome...unless she is fat/ugly. Either way give the man credit.
nah bro, she's smokin hot. If you look at her the first thing you'd notice is her hair, its straight, dark brown and it's just so long, it's all the way down to where her ass ends and the back of her legs begin. It's so sexy, she has the cutest little b cups and her nipples are like nickles. i remember when i was running the BJ pattern on her, she first bit her lower lip and kept biting it as i got closer and closer to her neck (i was still watching for her reactions) and just anchored that feeling of anticipation and excitement she was feeling to my breath on her neck. as she was getting hornier and then her breathing started getting faster and more shallow, by this time her sweet scent was dangling right under my nose and i noticed her nipples were poking right through her shirt, and the scent was driving me nuts so i just went for the kiss, the split second as i was going for it she stopped biting her lip and i noticed she left an imprint on it...so hot

her sister is a different type sorta, yet they have the similar ways of thinking and feeling so it shouldn't be too hard...just gotta wait a week or so to be safe and shit
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