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I remember hearing a while back about a guy who trained his dog to kill his wife, and it did just that. How would one go about training a dog to kill somebody? Hypothetically...
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get a pillow put a picture of who ever on on it stuff it with meat and say attack attack
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Are you liable if someone can proved murder was your goal? How hard would it be to cover up the training?

OP, research behaviorism and BF skinner. Classical conditioning sounds like it ought to do the trick.
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Train it the same way you train anything. Make it kill something (rabbit?), give it a reward. Cover another rabbit in the wife's perfume, then get the dog to kill it. Reward the dog. Cover a stuffed animal in the perfume. Get the dog to kill the stuffed animal. And so on.
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Are you liable if someone can proved murder was your goal? How hard would it be to cover up the training?
Doesn't really matter, I'm not actually gonna do it. Just interested in reading how one would go about doing that and think it's a good discusion topic.
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Train it as a guard dog first to ge tit in the right mind frame.

If you want to make the dog physically stronger then there is exercising equipment you can buy or construct yourself, like this;

What makes it use it and lures it onto it?
Meat. Although I don't gree with using meat because it contradicts some advice I'm going to give you later on. I had a friend who was on a farm who would always have dead rabbits and other vermin, I would hang these on the hook instead of meat.

The ideal apparatus will have a hook to hang the bait onto.

If you want to make it faster then train it using live bait such as rabbits. This can link in with teaching it the "kill" command.

While pitbulls are ideal for their strength and primarily used in dog fighting, they are stubborn as fuck, take it from someone who used to have one. German Shepherds will listen to you and they're known to go to lengths to "protect" their owners.

My advice is to start training with a puppy, yeah you can train a dog to be stronger but you can't teach them new tricks and you'll have a much harder time making them obey you if they've not been used to such treatment in the past.

Teach them the basic commands first obviously, no running before they can walk.
"sit, stay, drop, down" etc.

They must know who the boss is otherwise they will run wild around you. Give them a command such as "sit", or "down" if they're jumping around while you get their food. If they don't obey the command then don't give them their food. Try again after about half an hour later.

Obviously you eat before the dog. To show that the alpha eats first put some human feed in the bowl and eat that first before to show the boss eats first. The bowl should be an thetable when you do this, at no time should you ever be below the dog's eyes, they'll think they're above you if you do so. Never let your dog eat human food, never give it scraps,

Show love for your dog, tough love. When it is in the room do not show it any attention, ignore it. It needs to realise it is not the centre of attention and that you are the boss and it is below you. You do not revolve around it.

Now to train it to resist food (thieves use drugged meat to distract dogs on burglaries). Put down a nice big juicy steak on the ground, when it goes to eat it hit them firm under the nose. Repeat the process until it learns.

Punish them when they do something bad. Get them on their back and look into their eyes and tell them "no!" in a stern voice. They only understand basic words and commands.
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Thanks for the guide man.
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I remember hearing a while back about a guy who trained his dog to kill his wife, and it did just that. How would one go about training a dog to kill somebody? Hypothetically...
Look up how to train attack dogs. Google it.

After you train it, it'll probably just end up being an angry, vicious bastard of a dog that you'll get fed up with and want to get rid of.
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train the fucking dog to kill someone and then when they are more of less dead stab the dog to death and set fire to all training equipment.
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Look up how to train attack dogs. Google it.

After you train it, it'll probably just end up being an angry, vicious bastard of a dog that you'll get fed up with and want to get rid of.
Fuck that. IF that happened, which it shouldn't if you train it right and still show it love and respect, then take it for dog fighting; it'll die eventually if it's unlucky anyway. But when it gets too useless for fighting they're just usually hung or electrocuted. I personally would just shoot it in the head to put it out its misery.
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train the fucking dog to kill someone and then when they are more of less dead stab the dog to death
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I dont need to. My dog is a natural born killer. He is 4 months old. He is already one meter tall and lunges at the neck. He always has. Also, he has an incredible amount of power in his jaws. He has dented and flattened metal pipes by compressing them with its maw.
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I remember hearing a while back about a guy who trained his dog to kill his wife, and it did just that. How would one go about training a dog to kill somebody? Hypothetically...
Also, you dont need to. You are an Illinois State Trooper on District 9 .
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Are you liable if someone can proved murder was your goal? How hard would it be to cover up the training?

OP, research behaviorism and BF skinner. Classical conditioning sounds like it ought to do the trick.
shoot the dog in the head after it kills her because the dog went wild and killed your wife?
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Also, you dont need to. You are an Illinois State Trooper on District 9 .
God damnit you got me.
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There's an ebook I just happened to have in my utorrent that I'll upload when it's downloaded, it's on guard dog training. I'll post that too, but the advice I already gave is a good enough summary of what's needed.
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Paint your dog white then allways wear black and complain how the man has allways got you down and how your rap career will make you mad monies.

Keep stealing your dogs lawn mower rape his girlfriend tag his house drink 40s and don't wash so you stink of failure lazyness and stale sweat then one day he'll have enough of you constant bitching about "you being a slave" even though you've had more than ample oppertunities to get ahead in life.

Change back into normal cloathes start supporitng your family start washing again drinking sensible none shit tasteing alcahol ect sit back and feel confident that your property is safe.


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Paint your dog white then allways wear black and complain how the man has allways got you down and how your rap career will make you mad monies.

Keep stealing your dogs lawn mower rape his girlfriend tag his house drink 40s and don't wash so you stink of failure lazyness and stale sweat then one day he'll have enough of you constant bitching about "you being a slave" even though you've had more than ample oppertunities to get ahead in life.

Change back into normal cloathes start supporitng your family start washing again drinking sensible none shit tasteing alcahol ect sit back and feel confident that your property is safe.


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Paint your dog white then allways wear black and complain how the man has allways got you down and how your rap career will make you mad monies.

Keep stealing your dogs lawn mower rape his girlfriend tag his house drink 40s and don't wash so you stink of failure lazyness and stale sweat then one day he'll have enough of you constant bitching about "you being a slave" even though you've had more than ample oppertunities to get ahead in life.

Change back into normal cloathes start supporitng your family start washing again drinking sensible none shit tasteing alcahol ect sit back and feel confident that your property is safe.


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Won't work against everybody, unless the OP mentioned ahem a black person I don't see your idea working.

But thanks for the lulz.
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Won't work against everybody, unless the OP mentioned ahem a black person I don't see your idea working.

But thanks for the lulz.
Your welcome for the LULZ... It's what I was going for.

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shoot the dog in the head after it kills her because the dog went wild and killed your wife?
sounds like a decent plan, think it'd work?
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I dont need to. My dog is a natural born killer. He is 4 months old. He is already one meter tall and lunges at the neck. He always has. Also, he has an incredible amount of power in his jaws. He has dented and flattened metal pipes by compressing them with its maw.
What breed? I used to have a staffy that could rip a big road cone to shreds in about a minute flat for play and if you tried to play fetch with a tennis ball he would rip that up too. Was only about half a meter tall. He was a really friendly dog though, just strong as fuck.

My dad had one in Auz that took down a kangaroo by the neck. Usually they can pick a dog up with their hands and rake it's guts out with their feet but he was too small for the feet to reach. There was a German Shepard there too distracting it.

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