I'll never get a hot girlfriend! :'(

[Blunderfail]

I'm ugly with a shit personality. Wtf do I do?!?!?!?! I'm literally going insane here, I think. I'd rather be Scuzzy. At least he has those youth group friends. Oh, and in no way in hell am I EVER joining a youth group. *Shudders* Christians...

[zingalong]

Well at least you aren't christian... Besides those stupid bastards wait till after marriage to have sex and even then, they are too scared to do it cause they think god is watching.

If you still resemble your avatar, my best advice would be cut your hair.

[azalie]

At least you're a moderator of an internet forum.

Chicks dig that shit, it could be your opening line.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by zingalong

Well at least you aren't christian... Besides those stupid bastards wait till after marriage to have sex and even then, they are too scared to do it cause they think god is watching.

If you still resemble your avatar, my best advice would be cut your hair.

That's not me, it's toothlessjoe. And azalie... lol.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Enter

I'm ugly with a shit personality.

I'll second that. How you ever got in the boat you're in is beyond me. You know.. a hot girlfriend just might be the thing to bring out the animal in you. If you can hook one, I'm sure it will be fortunate.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

I'll second that. How you ever got in the boat you're in is beyond me. You know.. a hot girlfriend just might be the thing to bring out the animal in you. If you can hook one, I'm sure it will be fortunate.

Post a photo of YOU.

[Edens Garden]

Heres something you may want to try: self confidence.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Edens Garden

Heres something you may want to try: self confidence.

And? There's self confidence and there's being an idiot. I can't just go up to a girl and act all macho if I'm fucking ugly.

[*ivy]

Your posts are always amusing/intelligent and you're not a complete douche. So far, you're doing alright.

My fella's a massive internet geek, I find it kinda sexy.

So worry not about that. Looks, can't really comment on.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Enter

And? There's self confidence and there's being an idiot. I can't just go up to a girl and act all macho if I'm fucking ugly.

You answered your own riddle in your opening post. You said you have a "shit personality". There's your answer right there.

[Blunderfail]

I can't really post a pic. It'd be exploited horribly, since I'm Enter and all. Maybe I'm not ugly; take my word for it that I'm less than average though. I'm not black or anything, I'm white. And I have a good haircut, and am buff. I just have a weird shaped face, like Quinten Tarantino.

[Agent 008]

Deal with it, whining has never solved any problems.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

You answered your own riddle in your opening post. You said you have a "shit personality". There's your answer right there.

Um, I can be confident but know I still have a shit personality, wiseass.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

Deal with it, whining has never solved any problems.

What the hell are you talking about? Haven't you ever seen Sweet 16?

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Enter

I can't really post a pic. It'd be exploited horribly, since I'm Enter and all. Maybe I'm not ugly; take my word for it that I'm less than average though. I'm not black or anything, I'm white. And I have a good haircut, and am buff. I just have a weird shaped face, like Quinten Tarantino.

Email me your pic mate, I'll give you my opinion. It's agent008t@gmail.com.

I'll respect your privacy, you have my word.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

Email me your pic mate, I'll give you my opinion. It's agent008t@gmail.com.

I'll respect your privacy, you have my word.

I honestly don't believe you. Nothing personal, but it's the whole ex-totsean thing.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Enter

What the hell are you talking about? Haven't you ever seen Sweet 16?

Ok - whining doesn't solve any problems, unless you're a spoilt girl.

[*ivy]

Originally Posted by Enter

I just have a weird shaped face, like Quentin Tarantino.

1. He's fit. Very fit.
2. He's a massive geek and very socially inept.
3. He has stuck his naughty thing in all of the following people: Mira Sorvino, Allison Anders, Sofia Coppola, Julie Dreyfus, Shar Jackson, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Uma Thurman.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Enter

I honestly don't believe you. Nothing personal, but it's the whole ex-totsean thing.

I don't blame you.

Then again, there are people on this board that could vouch for me.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by amethyst

3. He has stuck his naughty thing in all of the following people: Mira Sorvino, Allison Anders, Sofia Coppola, Julie Dreyfus, Shar Jackson, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Uma Thurman.

Only because of his fame.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Enter

Um, I can be confident but know I still have a shit personality, wiseass.

Ya.. but that oddly-shaped head.. that's gonna be a tough thing to work around. If I was you, I would work on the personality, and just forget all about your mis-shaped skull. Do what you can with the things you can actually do something about.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Ya.. but that oddly-shaped head.. that's gonna be a tough thing to work around. If I was you, I would work on the personality, and just forget all about your mis-shaped skull. Do what you can with the things you can actually do something about.

Isn't there a way, to like... trick girls into dating me? I'm being serious. If you've lived the rejected life I have, you'd understand why I'm asking this.

[*ivy]

Originally Posted by Enter

Only because of his fame.

He's still fit. If you look like him, I'd probably do you (hypothetically).

Also, desperation/self-deprication are not fit. Be confident in yourself, that's sexy.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Enter

Isn't there a way, to like... trick girls into dating me? I'm being serious. If you've lived the rejected life I have, you'd understand why I'm asking this.

Fortunately, I've never had to live "the rejected life you have" (cry me a river), but if I was in your sorry state, I would probably find a girl as ugly as I was, and then simply convince myself that she's hot enough to satisfy my inner-desires. My best guess would be that beauty-salons and shopping malls are great places to meet ugly women.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by amethyst

He's still fit. If you look like him, I'd probably do you (hypothetically).

Also, desperation/self-deprication are not fit. Be confident in yourself, that's sexy.

Isn't confidence a jerk thing though? Can't I just be normal?

[Epique]

Originally Posted by Enter

Only because of his fame.

Normaly I would not talk/type like this but it jumped into my head as i was reading.

OMG YOUR A WHINNIE LITTLE BITCH

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Fortunately, I've never had to live "the rejected life you have" (cry me a river), but if I was in your sorry state, I would probably find a girl as ugly as I was, and then simply convince myself that she's hot enough to satisfy my inner-desires. My best guess would be that beauty-salons and shopping malls are great places to meet ugly women.

No way to ugly women. I will not stoop down to my level. lol.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by epique

OMG YOUR A WHINNIE LITTLE BITCH

[azalie]

Enter is like a male version of WANg.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a desperate 30 year old woman behind his screen name.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by azalie

Enter is like a male version of WANg.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a desperate 30 year old woman behind his screen name.

HOLD ON A SECOND!

Enter... So, you said you're white?

[mxs]

Originally Posted by epique

Normaly I would not talk/type like this but it jumped into my head as i was reading.

OMG YOUR A WHINNIE LITTLE BITCH

haha this ^

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

HOLD ON A SECOND!

Enter... So, you said you're white?

Haha. I noticed I was sounding a bit like WAN, which was depressing. I'm 20 years old though. Fortunately I'm young.

[Captian Spectacular]

there is only one way anyone can give you an honest opinion. you have to post a pic. now hear me out. you have gotten quite a few serious post so people obviously respect you more then...let's say toothless joe.and you've already stated you think of yourself as ugly, so really what do you have to lose. it's not like your pic is going to be exploited like toothless. you might get flamed but you're being flamed now for being a bitch. so stop being a bitch and post a pic.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Ganja Fett

there is only one way anyone can give you an honest opinion. you have to post a pic. now hear me out. you have gotten quite a few serious post so people obviously respect you more then...let's say toothless joe.and you've already stated you think of yourself as ugly, so really what do you have to lose. it's not like your pic is going to be exploited like toothless. you might get flamed but you're being flamed now for being a bitch. so stop being a bitch and post a pic.

B-but then it might turn out that he's actually considered good looking! What will he blame his inactivity and defeatism on then?!

Think when you speak next time, will ya?

[EllisD]

Originally Posted by Enter

I'm ugly with a shit personality. Wtf do I do?!?!?!?! I'm literally going insane here, I think. I'd rather be Scuzzy. At least he has those youth group friends. Oh, and in no way in hell am I EVER joining a youth group. *Shudders* Christians...

you need confidence nigga, find some hypnosis files for it, its kinda "blind" confidence but does the trick lol, its like where you think you know what ur doing, but you really dont, and everyone around you can see that and bingo!

[elvanqueen]

Originally Posted by EllisD

you need confidence nigga, find some hypnosis files for it, its kinda "blind" confidence but does the trick lol, its like where you think you know what ur doing, but you really dont, and everyone around you can see that and bingo!

Yah works every time girls will just drop at your ugly feet and beg to blow your self-concious little dick.......works every time.....Duh Bingo!

Blind confidence my arse.

[dawk]

Originally Posted by Enter

I'm ugly with a shit personality. Wtf do I do?!?!?!?! I'm literally going insane here, I think. I'd rather be Scuzzy. At least he has those youth group friends. Oh, and in no way in hell am I EVER joining a youth group. *Shudders* Christians...

pretend

[AnalHerpes]

There's always an excuse as to your lack of social prowess. I'm pretty sure if he was good looking he would blame it on having no venue of knowing girls, IE having shitty friends.

Also, what exactly do you mean by "shit personality"? If you are a sociopath, you would probably have an easier time getting a girlfriend because sociopaths usually will try to assertively take what they want. If you think you're a boring person, you might be, but most people's lives aren't really that exciting. At your age (which is the same as mine), your life probably involves a cycle of sleeping, going to class/working, a hobby, and getting fucked up. People are fairly homogeneous.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by AnalHerpes

There's always an excuse as to your lack of social prowess. I'm pretty sure if he was good looking he would blame it on having no venue of knowing girls, IE having shitty friends.

He has already stated earlier in the thread that he has a mis-shaped head. I wouldn't exactly call that an excuse.

[aliveupboy]

Originally Posted by Enter

Haha. I noticed I was sounding a bit like WAN, which was depressing. I'm 20 years old though. Fortunately I'm young.

You're 20?!? Damn.. from your posts I was guessing 14, 16 tops. You're sure right about having a shit personality.

This thread made me lol.