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Old 07-08-2009, 08:59 PM
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what would be the best way to steal from walmart? particularly i want to steal some DXM. i'll drink it inside the store if I want to. you think they'll notice if I smuggle 2 bottles of DXM into the bathroom and chug it?
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:04 PM
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Go after the gellies or Zicam. It's easy enough to steal them. If you want to be especially stealthy when jacking the gellies, you can just dump them into your pockets. Seriously, this isn't hard or daunting unless under the influence of DXM while trying to steal but it is very possible.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:04 PM
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Walmart is the easiest place to steal from hand down. Walk in. grab a bag from a self check out. Take the DXM out of the package put it in the bag and walk out. It's so easy man. If your good everything in that store for the most part can be free.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:29 AM
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Go at like 2am when the security people won't be there.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:53 AM
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Go at like 2am when the security people won't be there.
meh, the only security guard i can see at my Walmart is some 90 year old dude giving people smiley stickers and saying welcome to walmart.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:43 AM
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He's probably talking about the LP's when he says security. But I disagree. The best time is the busiest time of day and week when you stealing big shit. The more hustle and bustle the less anyone will just pick you out. Another good thing about it being busy is when you walk out of the door if the door alarm thing rings (It's never ringed for me) just make sure you walking furthest away from the receipt checker. So that's the far right. While you walk out pretend to be on the phone and walk out with another shopper so if it rings they are stopped and just keep walking.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:51 AM
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Do you guys know if the LP's or pharmacists can manually make the alarm go off. I was stealing a box of c's while the pharmacist was eyeballing me and when i went for the door it went off but i just kept walking. It made no sense to me
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:54 AM
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I would say the pharmacists have access to an alarm under their table or something like a bank just for the fact if someone jumped the counter and tried to steal scripts of tabs, zanix, oxys etc. I know there's break in's to at least one pharmacy a month around here.
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:02 AM
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I would say the pharmacists have access to an alarm under their table or something like a bank just for the fact if someone jumped the counter and tried to steal scripts of tabs, zanix, oxys etc. I know there's break in's to at least one pharmacy a month around here.
I dont think they'd have a buzzer at the exit's if they just got robbed. Thats not going to do anything the thieves woulnt slow down for that but what i meant was that they have a button to push to activate the exit alarm when they think someones stealing and want the people at the exits/lp's to catch them .... anyways once that ran i kept walking and went to my friends car (who was still inside) and just smushed the box and hide it in the door of the gas tank
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:57 AM
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I see what your saying not a buzzer just like an alert or silent alarm really. makes more sense. A loud alarm would scare alot of people out.

Also I know it's a movie but in Ocean's 11 Brad Pitt was robbing a KB Toys Vault in the beginning. Do places like walmart have vaults. This is a question out of pure curiosity by the way.
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:59 AM
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How broke do you have to be to steal from walmart
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:36 AM
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why pass up free stuff?
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:43 PM
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How broke do you have to be to steal from walmart
its got nothing to do with brokeness..

i know someone who jakcs a new laptop annually.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:50 PM
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Ok. Everyone listen.

Wal-mart is the EASIEST place to steal from.

What most people think is that they have a person sitting there watching there camera monitors and everything waiting for someone to steal shit.

But in reality, they use those cameras as evidence. AFTER someone is caught stealing they go back to the tape for evidence.

At the store that i worked at there was ONE guy that watched the WHOLE store! People literally came in, and walked out with flat screens. It was rediculous.

But anyways, there is still a slight chance that you will get caught.

A better way to do it is to go get what you want, go to the gardening center, place it behind a big bushy plant, and leave the store.

The beauty of this, is that you have commited no crime. Until you actually take something out of the store, you havent commited any crime.

So after a while walk around the outside of wally world, and reach through the gate and grab what you need. Its simple really.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:20 PM
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Okay so I'll ask again since my question got slipped up. Does walmart have a vault? Alot of money goes through there I don't see why it wouldn't.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:23 PM
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Okay so I'll ask again since my question got slipped up. Does walmart have a vault? Alot of money goes through there I don't see why it wouldn't.
There's an armored truck err day
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:31 PM
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here's a good way to do something

DON'T STEAL!!!

omg he said it
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:37 PM
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Talk about petty crime.
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:41 AM
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Okay so I'll ask again since my question got slipped up. Does walmart have a vault? Alot of money goes through there I don't see why it wouldn't
yep. They do but its in a back room that no one ever sees.

The only reason i ever saw it is cause i had to make a 50 dollar donation to get this old portable dvd display stand that i now use as a reptile cage
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:42 AM
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what would be the best way to steal from walmart? particularly i want to steal some DXM. i'll drink it inside the store if I want to. you think they'll notice if I smuggle 2 bottles of DXM into the bathroom and chug it?
go late at night. if you're lucky there'll be like 1 employee to worry about and even then its mind over matter. last time i went to wal mart I was on xanax and drunk and stole a huge bottle of wine and some robo gels, then bought a 4$ energy drink with my own money and walked right past the cop in the front :|
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