I have just achieved something that 99% of zoklet males will never have...

reallystupidstuff · #1 07-09-2009, 10:26 PM

I live with a female that I am not related to AND she sleeps in my bed.

Dfg · #2 07-09-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by reallystupidstuff

I live with a female that I am not related to AND she sleeps in my bed.

So, the 50 year old women who does the cooking and cleans the toilet also sleeps with you.

You're doing a fine job, keep it up.

Axiom · #3 07-09-2009, 10:33 PM

mazel tov...!

The Risen Ghost of Hitler · #4 07-09-2009, 10:34 PM

I'm impressed.

Jordan · #5 07-09-2009, 10:37 PM

That probably because when most people from totse/zoklet move on with their lives they leave this retched shithole.

Clover · #6 07-09-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 449

That probably because when most people from totse/zoklet move on with their lives they leave this retched shithole.

Why? I think I have a pretty damn good life. I hate people that think once they get a life (which really usually just means a job, maybe on a very rare occasion a girl), that they are no longer eligible to use the internet. Wherever the bulk of totseans are, I'm sure I'll be. If you know where to look, you can get great information, good lulz etc.

thabee420 · #7 07-09-2009, 10:53 PM

I don't think you have a girlfriend... enjoy your hand.

Jordan · #8 07-09-2009, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clover

Why? I think I have a pretty damn good life. I hate people that think once they get a life (which really usually just means a job, maybe on a very rare occasion a girl), that they are no longer eligible to use the internet. Wherever the bulk of totseans are, I'm sure I'll be. If you know where to look, you can get great information, good lulz etc.

most people

Axiom · #9 07-09-2009, 10:56 PM

I had a job and a girlfriend once...

Xhunkfish · #10 07-09-2009, 10:57 PM

I can't wait till your next thread: "So my girlfriend dumped me....

"

Be sure to call her an insensitive bitch for not putting on the furry costume when you do write it.

**Euda** · #11 07-09-2009, 11:18 PM

Watch out, now you have to steal 1.5 times as much food.

**wires** · #12 07-09-2009, 11:21 PM

^ Please can you be on a certain chat program in about 20 mins? xx

sgtpepperpotts · #13 07-09-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by thabee420

I don't think you have a girlfriend... enjoy your hand.

I'm not a hand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xhunkfish

I can't wait till your next thread: "So my girlfriend dumped me....

"

Be sure to call her an insensitive bitch for not putting on the furry costume when you do write it.

He won't have to, I brought over my neko gloves and tail!

Angry Blue Bird of Death · #14 07-09-2009, 11:23 PM

thabee420 · #15 07-09-2009, 11:25 PM

I believe you have two accounts... enjoy your ban.

Exposo1 · #16 07-09-2009, 11:26 PM

Hax

sgtpepperpotts · #17 07-09-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by thabee420

I believe you have two accounts... enjoy your ban.

Is it that hard to believe? lol, or maybe it's jealousy?

Flippenko · #18 07-10-2009, 01:00 AM

I have a job, a small house, finishing my degree at nights, and have a girlfriend that lives with me. It's not hard, any &t member can do it. Shit, if I did it, that means anyone can.

reallystupidstuff · #19 07-10-2009, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabee420

I believe you have two accounts... enjoy your ban.

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