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Old 07-14-2009, 05:11 PM
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OK, which dog has the biggest dick? Also, what methods could I use to train a dog to fuck a woman?
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:15 PM
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your either a very bad troll, or a retard
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:17 PM
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dog the bounty hunter?
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:18 PM
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OK, which dog has the biggest dick? Also, what methods could I use to train a dog to fuck a woman?
The "Doggy Style" method will probably work, that or the Mystery Method...
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:21 PM
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Planning revenge?
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:25 PM
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Not revenge. But I want the dog to mount a woman, and get to work. Is there a model I could make from a doll, and train the dog to fuck it as a puppy? I want a woman either naked with legs spread, or bent over, and I make a gesture, or command, and she is getting fucked like a bitch in heat.
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where are you getting a woman willing to get fucked by a dog?
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:27 PM
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Thats not what I need advice on.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:28 PM
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where are you getting a woman willing to get fucked by a dog?
Maybe the OP IS the woman...
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:29 PM
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Thats not what I need advice on.
i didnt give you advice i asked a question, anyway just by a blow up doll and take it from there...
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:29 PM
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Well the way they get them to lick out a snatch that smells of fish is to dehydrate it.

As far as training it to fuck them I have no idea. On all 4s is the best position obviously. It's probably work easier if you had bitch pussy juice and smell on the woman.

rapeboard.com would answer the question better.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:29 PM
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I hope you're strong enough to resist the temptation to set your dog on women you don't like.

And it would be surprisingly easy to train a dog to do that, but you'd ideally need a willing woman for training on. You can do a lot with simple conditioning.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:31 PM
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Well, I thought admitting this would prevent me from getting good answers, but I was planning on getting unwilling women to be fucked at gunpoint, and videotape it.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:32 PM
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Well, I thought admitting this would prevent me from getting good answers, but I was planning on getting unwilling women to be fucked at gunpoint, and videotape it.
That would probably get more responses.

EDIT: I just saw my signature, lol.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:33 PM
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I assumed I would not be believed as seriously wanting to learn.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:33 PM
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:35 PM
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I assumed I would not be believed as seriously wanting to learn.
Well I don't know it would probably be easier then training a dog to do other things, cause the dog would enjoy it.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:37 PM
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Well, I thought admitting this would prevent me from getting good answers, but I was planning on getting unwilling women to be fucked at gunpoint, and videotape it.
OH, Now I see you're changing the subject... you woman.

Ok, try getting a great dane.
Then try getting a mannequinn and try drilling holes or whatever and make it able to freely move.
Get dog hard, and make it hump the mannequinn.
Make sure that you tell the dog to stop after a while, and make him wait for the "go hump it now" signal.

Post vids faggot.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:39 PM
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I accidentally trained a chiuaua puppy to hump another. The easyest way would be to touch it's dick, and stick it into the hole. Problem is, I can't do that, so therefore, I need another way.

I guess What I would have to do is put the dog as a puppy over a doll, maybe snap my fingers, then place it over the doll, and encourage it to do a humping gesture over, and over, then snap my fingers, and it humps the doll when in position, and then, when it gets older, it fucks the doll. Then I get a woman, and have it fuck her. This would probably take about a year, correct?

I could get a crazy woman that's sick in the head to touch the dick ,and get the dog hard, but the one I think would do it moved away.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:44 PM
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I accidentally trained a chiuaua puppy to hump another. The easyest way would be to touch it's dick, and stick it into the hole. Problem is, I can't do that, so therefore, I need another way.

I guess What I would have to do is put the dog as a puppy over a doll, maybe snap my fingers, then place it over the doll, and encourage it to do a humping gesture over, and over, then snap my fingers, and it humps the doll when in position, and then, when it gets older, it fucks the doll. Then I get a woman, and have it fuck her. This would probably take about a year, correct?

I could get a crazy woman that's sick in the head to touch the dick ,and get the dog hard, but the one I think would do it moved away.
Maybe less than a year.

Try getting some plush toys for the dog too. Make it hump those and then make the jump to bigger objects.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:44 PM
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beastality is a sin
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:45 PM
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I actually remember reading a tutorial on this years ago... Don't ask where or why.

I'm in the lab and I'm not about to search for a dog fucking tutorial with the PhD students behind me.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:46 PM
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beastality is a sin
Too bad we don't account for sins

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Old 07-14-2009, 05:51 PM
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They are but it's satans fault for brainwashing us into evil with public schools, and TV. Yahweh understands, and will work with us if we seek him.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:55 PM
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They are but it's satans fault for brainwashing us into evil with public schools, and TV. Yahweh understands, and will work with us if we seek him.
It's not Satan's fault. Where do you get off saying that? Have you actually been asked BY him to create these things? Or is he your scapegoat for everything that seems bad? Your only way out?

I don't know about you but, I don't think Satan is that much of a bad guy....
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:11 PM
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I think he is. His race is not capeable of feeling emotions. Therefore, he takes advantage, and betrays everyone associated with him to feed off misery energy, and also doesn't understand why a human would be upset by this. He hates God, and encourages homosexuality, and atheism to offend him. He is going to hell in 2012, and wants to take Gods creation with him, and be worshipped by the creation.

I'll leave it up to you to determine what kind of a guy he is.
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I think he is. His race is not capeable of feeling emotions. Therefore, he takes advantage, and betrays everyone associated with him to feed off misery energy, and also doesn't understand why a human would be upset by this. He hates God, and encourages homosexuality, and atheism to offend him. He is going to hell in 2012, and wants to take Gods creation with him, and be worshipped by the creation.

I'll leave it up to you to determine what kind of a guy he is.
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:17 PM
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I think he is. His race is not capeable of feeling emotions. Therefore, he takes advantage, and betrays everyone associated with him to feed off misery energy, and also doesn't understand why a human would be upset by this. He hates God, and encourages homosexuality, and atheism to offend him. He is going to hell in 2012, and wants to take Gods creation with him, and be worshipped by the creation.

I'll leave it up to you to determine what kind of a guy he is.
Ahahaha, I think you need to go look out your peep hole, and witness the reality. Nothing is going to happen in 2012, sadly. Why? Because we are only human.

And isn't that YOUR opinion on who Satan is? Aren't you just making up lies? Rumors? Have you even met him? No. I'm not one to judge without witnessing who the person is.
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Ahahaha, I think you need to go look out your peep hole, and witness the reality. Nothing is going to happen in 2012, sadly. Why? Because we are only human.

And isn't that YOUR opinion on who Satan is? Aren't you just making up lies? Rumors? Have you even met him? No. I'm not one to judge without witnessing who the person is.
Why even argue with driveby?
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I think he is. His race is not capeable of feeling emotions. Therefore, he takes advantage, and betrays everyone associated with him to feed off misery energy, and also doesn't understand why a human would be upset by this. He hates God, and encourages homosexuality, and atheism to offend him. He is going to hell in 2012, and wants to take Gods creation with him, and be worshipped by the creation.

I'll leave it up to you to determine what kind of a guy he is.
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no training needed..it'll fuck it if it can.
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Seems like a real christian thing to do.
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just get a dog that is horny as fuck, like one of those ones that humps everything like legs and toys. and get her to bend over, if that doesnt workcover yourself with piss from a bitch on heat. probably
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From my experience pitbulls by far have the biggest dicks.
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Not revenge. But I want the dog to mount a woman, and get to work. Is there a model I could make from a doll, and train the dog to fuck it as a puppy? I want a woman either naked with legs spread, or bent over, and I make a gesture, or command, and she is getting fucked like a bitch in heat.
Hell, just put a wig on and some panties and let it fuck you, he will get the idea
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If your near san diego I could let you use me. =)
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@luvlee: I live in L.A. and I've been looking for a girl like you too.
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