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Old 01-27-2009, 11:24 PM
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I was watching the speech from the throne the other day (Canadian politics) and started thinkin' daym, if there is any remotely sexy politician I would bang besides Sarah Palin , it would Michelle jean the Governor general of Canada. Just the mere imagery of those dark feminine legs being crossed and uncrossed drives me insane as I ponder willful submission to the government based on this fine Haitian representative of the Queen. I must of spent hours looking for sexy pictures of Michelle on the internet, I figured some member of the paparazzi would of got some bikini shots of her during her trip to France but I guess not.

Anyways.

Politicians I would bang:
  • Sarah Palin
  • Michelle Jean
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:50 PM
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If you smell somethin' funny when you walk down the street
You're in Coontown
You look and see garbage all over the street
You're in Coontown
Up and down the street there ain't nothin' but trash
Nigger girls tryin' to get a nigger boy's cash
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache
In Coontown

On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand
That's Coontown
Tryin' to bum a nickel from whoever he can
In Coontown
And don't be suprised, you can make a bet
If you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet
He's tryin' to get drunk, and drunk he's gonna get
In Coontown

Niggers never bother 'bout goin' to work
In Coontown
They seem to think that work is for jerks
Outta Coontown
He don't do nothin' but sleep and doze
He don't wake until his eyes are tired of bein' closed
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes
In Coontown

It amazes me to see the way they live
In Coontown
They do all the takin' while we have to give
To Coontown
The white man worries the nigger don't care
'Cause at the end of the month his check'll be there
Every nigger earns his livin' off the old welfare
In Coontown
Every nigger earns his livin' off the old welfare
In Coontown
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:55 PM
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Moved. Serves little to no purpose in the politics forum
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:56 PM
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I'd fuck Palin.
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:58 PM
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Fucking Christ, you're in Canada, you have so many better picks than that ugly nigger.

Rona Ambrose:



Belinda Stronach:



Helena Geurgis:



And number fucking one, the stunning Ruby Dhalla:

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:58 PM
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I would so analfuck paylen and hilary clinton
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:06 AM
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I would so analfuck paylen and hilary clinton
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and hilary clinton
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hilary clinton
ewwwww.
Maybe 20 years ago, but now?
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:06 AM
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Fucking Christ, you're in Canada, you have so many better picks than that ugly nigger.

Rona Ambrose:



Belinda Stronach:



Helena Geurgis:



And number fucking one, the stunning Ruby Dhalla:

I stand corrected. You see? This is what we need. Sexy female politicians to make politics interesting. I must of read the bio of every mp you posted.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:07 AM
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Margaret Thatcher. Just for bragging rights.

I bet shes a devil in the sack, especially after having that stroke.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:08 AM
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Yulia Tymoshenko



Larissa Waters:



Natasha Stott Despoja



Cristina Kirchner:



Tania Derveaux:



Queen Rania:


Alina Kabaeva:



Mara Rosaria Carfagna:
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:30 AM
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ewwwww.
Maybe 20 years ago, but now?
Yeah, now, right now, RIGHT NOW!
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:51 AM
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Their is not a single hot woman MP in england. Sarah Palin, my lord their is something exceptionally appealing about that milf.
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Old 01-28-2009, 01:27 AM
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Well there are indeed pretty hot wimenz in this thread.
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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i dont know about politician but dana perino is pretty hot.
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:36 AM
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Athene's bitch didn't win.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:35 AM
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Cristina Kirchner, Palin, Gillibrand, Michelle Obama, that's all for now.......
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I was watching the speech from the throne the other day (Canadian politics) and started thinkin' daym, if there is any remotely sexy politician I would bang besides Sarah Palin , it would Michelle jean the Governor general of Canada. Just the mere imagery of those dark feminine legs being crossed and uncrossed drives me insane as I ponder willful submission to the government based on this fine Haitian representative of the Queen. I must of spent hours looking for sexy pictures of Michelle on the internet, I figured some member of the paparazzi would of got some bikini shots of her during her trip to France but I guess not.

Anyways.

Politicians I would bang:
  • Sarah Palin:fap:
  • Michelle Jean:fap:
CHris Hanson? he will find you, oh yes.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:12 AM
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Margaret Thatcher. Just for bragging rights.

I bet shes a devil in the sack, especially after having that stroke.
you have made me cry. it is an image so bad i can hardly:fap: focus upon it without feeling the searing fires of hell!!!
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:12 AM
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Oh baby.
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- Sarah Palin
- Michelle Obama
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Id bang Queen Rania
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Condoleeza up in dis bitch





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Dick Cheney



Queen Noor of Jordan



George W. Bush



George Washington



Dalai Lama



Ronald Reagan



Barry Soetoro



Bill/Hillary Clinton (Threesome)

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