Hiring a Prostitute or Hooker

[AsianGentleman]

im suprised no one started a forum like this lol. its not like u can get pussy of craiglist or the corner without worryin about cops nowadays. so post shitt here bout wat sites 2 hire prostitutes, where 2 hire them, how u know if she legit or police, prices, stuff like that. Thank you!

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

im suprised no one started a forum like this lol. its not like u can get pussy of craiglist or the corner without worryin about cops nowadays. so post shitt here bout wat sites 2 hire prostitutes, where 2 hire them, how u know if she legit or police, prices, stuff like that. Thank you!

Escorts dumbass. Check your phone book.

P.S. Enjoy your STDs.

P.S.S. There have been threads like this. Everyone who makes one generally gets laughed at.

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

Ew. Hookers are all used up and nasty.

[Lman1578]

Be sure to ask if she has discount or specials on the go. Never know how much you could save by using coupons.

[ComradeAsh]

Who remembers that thread about the guy who hired that hooker and actually did it and took pics?

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

Who remembers that thread about the guy who hired that hooker and actually did it and took pics?

Sounds like BangBus, not a thread.

[.it]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

Sounds like BangBus, not a thread.

bang bus is run by the bang bros site...


they do not hire them, they lure random girls, bang them on a bus, and ditch them.

[AsianGentleman]

Originally Posted by Chunkanese

Be sure to ask if she has discount or specials on the go. Never know how much you could save by using coupons.

i just died when i heard this. nice one lol. buh then again, im pretty sure that pathmark packet ppl get dont got hooker coupons. and whats the price of a quickie

[AsianGentleman]

Originally Posted by 1337m4j33ky

Instead of asking for sex (which is illegal) ask them if they'll model nude. If it's a cop they obviously won't do it, but if it's a hooker, they'll take the easy money. Then when you're sure it's a hooker, ask for sex.

good idea. neva thought 2 use that way. so far ur the most useful lol

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by .it

bang bus is run by the bang bros site...


they do not hire them, they lure random girls, bang them on a bus, and ditch them.

And how do they lure them? With cash, yeah. While they may or may not pay off on the deal, the sad fact is that most of the chicks on that site look like younger-but-still-used-up hookers for whom the "lure of cash to random girls" is nothing more than easy street to a crack fix.

[Name's Taken]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

Sounds like BangBus, not a thread.

I wouldn't be surprised if bloodydiaperman did it.
He had a hooker review on his site and did that kinda stuff.

[AsianGentleman]

sad, but true. tho u gotta admit the bang bros are friggen amazin considerin how sucessful. comeplete assholes, but sucessful assholes

[Stinger]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

Who remembers that thread about the guy who hired that hooker and actually did it and took pics?

Was that the guy with the NES?

[PoliceBrutality]

Am I the only person on this thread who thinks prostitutes are for losers, serial killers, and that guy who got his 14 year old son an undercover cop one for his birthday?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ared-jail.html

Seriously, its like a friend of mine says...

"Life is like bridge (weird card game). If you don't have a partner, you're sure as hell gonna need a good hand."

[AsianGentleman]

lmaoo this is my thread and i agree wit u lolz. i like how your friend thinks btw. i got good partners b4 and a good hand but sometimes when u horny and got a wad of cash, this is useful knowledge

[Mirana]

Rid yourself of the Mud Farmer before you start a full-blown troll-fest. Make casual troll posts until then to gain attention and irritate people slightly.

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by Stinger

Was that the guy with the NES?

Could be.

I think she had curly hair but turned her head away from the camera.

[Surprise Buttsecks]

Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

lmaoo this is my thread and i agree wit u lolz. i like how your friend thinks btw. i got good partners b4 and a good hand but sometimes when u horny and got a wad of cash, this is useful knowledge

Get the fuck off the internet.

[SLIM]

Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death

Ew. Hookers are all used up and nasty.

They're good for when you get old and your wife doesn't put out as much.

From my experiences and around my area here it's around £20 for straight sex in the car, but £15 is accepted sometimes. Prices are negotiable, and it's usually an extra £15 if you want to do anything extra. The general rules are no kissing, condom use. If you don't want these then you'll have to pay extra, and it's usually £20-25 this time, but once again it's negotiable. You have to pay extra (£15) for a full strip as well.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THE MONEY UNTIL AFTERWARDS ONCE IT'S MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR WHAT SERVICE YOU WANT.

They offer a service for around £30 (negotiable) to go back to their place. Be very wary with this choice. Personally I never took it.

In other cities in my experiences they're all working around the evenings but it gets quieter after midnight.

Best places to go for the cleaner and more professional girls are in the massage parlours as they're tested more regularly, there's less chances of you getting ripped off, mugged or killed as well.

It's more expensive usually at £25 for straight sex in these parlours but still £15 more for the extra services. You have to pay for the massage first obviously. It's worth the extra money to keep safer, it's generally more enjoyable also.

If you want anymore info then just ask me.

[SLIM]

Street girls saying you can ONLY get a blowjob for £20 are trying to rip you off.

The proof is in the pudding that OP is a troll. A lot of the massage parlours are run by Asians, sad as that is. So he would definitely already know this.

I have plans for when I go in the airforce and train to be a firefighter, I'll have a ton of tax free moeny saved up to buy property while I'm in the airforce, once I'm finished I'll be able to fix the place up myself and with the help of friends because I'm a qualified tiler amongst other constructions as are they. I'll have it as a massage parlour. I'm sure they'd want to work for a white man rather than an Asian or coon.

[SLIM]

You can get call girls also. There are more expensive than the massage parlours and the ones from the strip clubs. They DEFINITELY charge by the hour also.

Your best bet is definitely the parlours.

You can have an enjoyable experience with a street walker as I've had many with them, however it's riskier than just diseases and robbery, there's undercovers working the known areas now more than ever. You have to be careful. Only go for street walkers if you've got blue balls that are giving you frostbite and if you haven't got a lot of money.

While I'm on the subjects of prostitutes I may as well give my experiences and tips about Venezuela when I was living over there last year (the ones I went with were caucasoid, so shut the fuck up before you even start ABBoD).

The best looking girls were on the margarita island, but Lips, Calle is ideal for sex tourists. American Bar and revolution strip club were the best place to find them. You can't fuck these places but you can always arrange a date after spending sometime there, as with most strip clubs. Of course it's Venezuela so be very very fucking careful.

If you're not looking for a white girl and are hard as nails then go for a street crawler. Never go down to the beach with them, guarantee it's a set up andyou'll end up with your head severed.

[313]

Originally Posted by .it

bang bus is run by the bang bros site...


they do not hire them, they lure random girls, bang them on a bus, and ditch them.

thats the best way...

[ComradeAsh]

Eww.

[That Y.G. Nigga]

Originally Posted by Transparent

Escorts dumbass. Check your phone book.

P.S. Enjoy your STDs.

P.S.S. There have been threads like this. Everyone who makes one generally gets laughed at.

As though everyone here is surrounded in attractive women.

[SLIM]

I laugh more at the threads where socially inept freaks are sat there with inhaler in one hand and cock in the other with some porn tabs up in their browser and are asking how to talk to girls or get a date.

LLR needs more threads about SEX.

[Rykoshet]

And I laugh at you with first hand knowledge of hookers. The only reason to ever resort to hookers is if you're deep inside a shithole and there's no women around.

And seeing as you aren't in Djibouti or French Guiana or Saudi Arabia, you've got no excuse. You pay for sex, that's epic fail.

[SLIM]

Originally Posted by Rykoshet

And I laugh at you with first hand knowledge of hookers. The only reason to ever resort to hookers is if you're deep inside a shithole and there's no women around.

And seeing as you aren't in Djibouti or French Guiana or Saudi Arabia, you've got no excuse. You pay for sex, that's epic fail.

Unlike you, who will die a virgin.
You will never understand because you will never have enough money to blow on one either. Everyone's had that one girlfriend who's a shit fuck or won't put out on certain things or on certain nights but you don't really want to get rid of her.

Getting sexual pleasure is an epic fail?
That's great logical thinking, I now know why you're a virgin.
I reiterate, you will die a virgin.

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by AsianGentleman

im suprised no one started a forum like this lol. its not like u can get pussy of craiglist or the corner without worryin about cops nowadays. so post shitt here bout wat sites 2 hire prostitutes, where 2 hire them, how u know if she legit or police, prices, stuff like that. Thank you!

The language of this board is English,which is a western sub-branch of the Germanic branch of the Indo-European family of languages.

[SLIM]

Why the fuck was this sent to the trashcan?
It's the best thread LLR has had for god knows how long.

[atom1cskull4uck]

get a hooker get a hooker get a hooker. fuck her with a condom. get a hooker

[SLIM]

I still fail to see why this was trashed. I've PMed expl0itz asking to get this moved into Bad Ideas. It'd be a shame to see this thread go to waste.