the milf next door

sexualjesus · #1 07-19-2009, 07:06 AM

hey guys, this isnt epenis enlargement or gloating, i just need some advice.

a while ago i finally met the neighbours, this smoking mother her daughter and her son, they gave me a free pool table and her mother told me to come around any time for a drink (shes a pretty big alcoholic)

well its been a long time since that happened and i just went outside for a smoke and she remembered my name and said hi, before i started goin out for smokes there wasnt a curtain over the bathroom window but someone put one up, but whenever she goes for a shower she leaves it open, one time even going for a shower infront of me and my friend who where smokeing the bong, i cant tell exactly if its her or her daughter considering the window is the bathroom window and made out of the wrinkley glass, but im pretty sure its the milf since i can make out her hair colour.

real question is how do i get her to invite me over again, i figure if she gets hammered id be able to try some sort of softy moves on her and see how she reacts, but how do i get in in the first place.

sorry about the , instead of . its a bad habit of mine, please dont point it out

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live · #3 07-19-2009, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sexualjesus

hey guys, this isnt epenis enlargement or gloating, i just need some advice.

a while ago i finally met the neighbours, this smoking mother her daughter and her son, they gave me a free pool table and her mother told me to come around any time for a drink (shes a pretty big alcoholic)

well its been a long time since that happened and i just went outside for a smoke and she remembered my name and said hi, before i started goin out for smokes there wasnt a curtain over the bathroom window but someone put one up, but whenever she goes for a shower she leaves it open, one time even going for a shower infront of me and my friend who where smokeing the bong, i cant tell exactly if its her or her daughter considering the window is the bathroom window and made out of the wrinkley glass, but im pretty sure its the milf since i can make out her hair colour.

real question is how do i get her to invite me over again, i figure if she gets hammered id be able to try some sort of softy moves on her and see how she reacts, but how do i get in in the first place.

sorry about the , instead of . its a bad habit of mine, please dont point it out

just be super friendly to her whenever you see her. if she likes you enough she'll have you over. do more stuff outside, mow the lawn, walk the dog etc etc. do you work out? have a nice body? do it shirtless.