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Old 07-19-2009, 10:57 AM
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A few of my friends want to go out one night and generally piss people off (especially in houses). However, they need more ideas of what to do. If you know of any funny ones, list them.

My current best one is easy and extremely funny. You lean a wheelie bin full of water up against their door, and then knock on it, rock them or just wait for them to try leave their house. The result; they open the door and the bin falls into their house and spills everywhere (hopefully on their pajamas!).
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:01 AM
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A few of my friends want to go out one night and generally piss people off (especially in houses). However, they need more ideas of what to do. If you know of any funny ones, list them.

My current best one is easy and extremely funny. You lean a wheelie bin full of water up against their door, and then knock on it, rock them or just wait for them to try leave their house. The result; they open the door and the bin falls into their house and spills everywhere (hopefully on their pajamas!).
lol, that one was on rotteneggs, hmmm speaking of which browse rotteneggs for a while and see if theres anything good, other than that this isent my kinda thing, there are other better things todo for the lawls and sneaking around at night i dont find funny it just makes you feel like the shit.
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:19 AM
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Lynch yourself in the front garden and watch the lulz.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:26 PM
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Lynch yourself in the front garden and watch the lulz.
this. or light a flaming bag of shit on fire
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:53 PM
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Make some posters and put around town advertising a Big Party.
Maybe a Gay & Lesbian meet, KKK meeting, or some kind of stupid shit and put your neighbers address on it. Also put a day and time such as Saturday at 10:00pm.

Get you a cold beer and sit out front of your house and watch who comes by.
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Old 07-19-2009, 04:15 PM
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A few of my friends want to go out one night and generally piss people off (especially in houses). However, they need more ideas of what to do. If you know of any funny ones, list them.

My current best one is easy and extremely funny. You lean a wheelie bin full of water up against their door, and then knock on it, rock them or just wait for them to try leave their house. The result; they open the door and the bin falls into their house and spills everywhere (hopefully on their pajamas!).
You saw this on LOL Internet. Motherfuckin Mud Farmer
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Old 07-19-2009, 04:56 PM
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You saw this on LOL Internet. Motherfuckin Mud Farmer
It's actually probably the oldest prank ever.
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:34 PM
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Poo in someones mailbox

break into someones house in a halloween mask

smear blood all over someones windows

shit in someones unlocked car and smear it everywhere

instigate a riot amongst a bunch of bored suburban kids

set the school and library on fire

beat the hell out of the bums

rape any attractive female in the area and drive her 100 miles from where she was

torture animals in the most sick sadistic way

beat up anybody walking alone

molotov a vacant house

kick the niggers out of your neighborhood
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:42 PM
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hand out fake joints with grass and a firecracker (fuse in the twist) in them. (:
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:43 PM
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pee in random people's gas tanks. Next day Geico will be thanking you.
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:43 PM
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old idea but write shit on their lawn with acid/petrol(gas to u yanks loll)/anything that will kill grass. or better yet, light their lawn on fire with said petrol
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:00 PM
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Get concentrated weed killer and paint a huge penis on the fields of a nearby school
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:06 PM
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pistol whip 'Lil Wayne on stage and steal his jewellery
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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Spraypaint "nonce" on the front of peoples houses. Or if you dont live in the UK use another word that implies that they are a sex offender.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:30 PM
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Spraypaint "nonce" on the front of peoples houses. Or if you dont live in the UK use another word that implies that they are a sex offender.
haha love that one!!!
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Old 12-09-2009, 07:46 PM
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Some years back in a camp, dozen of us took a shit in box.
We poked some flowers in and left a note inside for a dude to see when he opens it up.
Then we sneaked it in his room and left it there.

Sadly he figured there is something fishy and didn't enter the room whole night....
Tho some Hungarian dude slept in that room.


Anyway, get a better box then we did, airtight or something.
Wrap it up to look like a legit package.
Take the last name from mailbox and write it on the package.
Take a shit, plant, ring, run, record and post for lulz.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:00 PM
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old idea but write shit on their lawn with acid/petrol(gas to u yanks loll)/anything that will kill grass. or better yet, light their lawn on fire with said petrol
Stop bumping STUPID old threads, fucker.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:06 PM
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The bucket idea would be even funnier if you used piss or something! LOL! Open the door and piss comes pouring out all over you drenching your wool pajama's to the knee's.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:28 AM
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Get one of those really powerful flashlights, like the ones that have pistol grip, and shine it into peoples' bedroom windows. Then make hand figures in the light. I'd get pissed off if that happened to me.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:42 AM
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you kill the people inside of the house, HIlAROUS RIGHT.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:48 AM
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Play knock and don't run.
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:08 AM
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go into peoples basement, stay until someone goes down there then casually ask them for directions on how to get to the nearest burger king.
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:03 AM
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I like to take lawn ornaments and rearrange them, because I'm OH SO quirky.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:00 AM
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if there is a fire hydrant aimed in the right direction...

opening it i the middle of the night is good for shits and giggles.

i use to fuck with these neighbors
and one night i puts a screacher (loud whistle firework) smokebomb (pointed in thru an open screened widow to the master bedroom and strobe light fire work all on the window seal of the master bedroom. lit them all and ran off.

then the fucker came in his truck with his lights off over and parked near my house to see if we would go out again ( he always suspected it was us ) i called the police on him to report a shady vehicle driving around with no lights on. lol


i later heard thru neighbor hood gossip that the pigs had him in hand cuffs and almost to him to jail cuz he had no id and wasn't even wearing a shirt lol. i guess it also scared the hell out of his wife and daughters lol.

3 man water balloon launchers are a good investment too.

i've always been a fan of fireworks.
but don't forget breaking shit and the simple vandalism shit.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:11 AM
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Spraypaint "nonce" on the front of peoples houses. Or if you dont live in the UK use another word that implies that they are a sex offender.
The word? Pedo.

My contribution, jump off your roof into a pile of cardboard boxes, it will show everyone how hardcore you are.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:14 AM
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I like to take lawn ornaments and rearrange them, because I'm OH SO quirky.
I like to take lawn ornaments and rearrange them on their neighbours yard implying that they stole them. Leave obvious tracks leading from their house to the crime scene (stolen gnomes). If you can break into their house leave one in their front window or by the front door, for when the neighbour eventually comes over.
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Old 12-11-2009, 04:48 PM
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ring door bells on every house on the block. now watch the streets light up
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:55 PM
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pour several thousand boxes of jello into their swimming pool, soilidifying it into the worlds largest jello mold.
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Old 12-12-2009, 04:14 PM
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Always loved taking washing powder (clothes washing powder) and then writing random words on lawns. Nothing happens until the next rain and the words start forming.
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Take plastic cheap silverware and put a sh*tload in someones lawn, they are hell to pull out and keep breaking..making it difficult for them to mow later.
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