my moms dumb bitch friend

[PROJECT PAT]

so i'm watching my moms house while she's out of town. her dumb bitch friend comes into the house at like 7 in the fucking morning while i'm sleeping even though i didn't answer the doorbell(that she rang at 7 in the fucking morning). so i just pretend to be asleep so that she'll go away.

When I wake up, first off the only reason she was trespassing inside my house was to put two ears of sweetcorn in our fridge. then i have a pissed off message from my mom because her dumb bitch friend called her and told her that the house looked like shit and that there was beer everywhere. how about you mind your own fucking business whore. maybe if you didn't walk into peoples houses without their permission you wouldn't see beer bottles. fuck i hate old ladies.

[LSA King]

Ski Mask + Baseball bat = beat that bitch down in the parking lot and then rip her clothes off and shove a 12" dildo in her ass and vagina.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

so i'm watching my moms house while she's out of town. her dumb bitch friend comes into the house at like 7 in the fucking morning while i'm sleeping even though i didn't answer the doorbell(that she rang at 7 in the fucking morning). so i just pretend to be asleep so that she'll go away.

When I wake up, first off the only reason she was trespassing inside my house was to put two ears of sweetcorn in our fridge. then i have a pissed off message from my mom because her dumb bitch friend called her and told her that the house looked like shit and that there was beer everywhere. how about you mind your own fucking business whore. maybe if you didn't walk into peoples houses without their permission you wouldn't see beer bottles. fuck i hate old ladies.

Oh for the love of God I WOULD FUCKING SNAP WHAT A STUPID FUCKING RETARDED BITCH I HATE THAT SHIT!!

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by LSA King

Ski Mask + Baseball bat = beat that bitch down in the parking lot and then rip her clothes off and shove a 12" dildo in her ass and vagina.

This would be the best course of action

fuck the geezer up

[Winter]

Originally Posted by pill popper

This would be the best course of action

fuck the geezer up

Shove the sweetcorn up her ass. The old whore hasnt been laid in 50 years and would love the dildo.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Old people seriously need to mind their own fucking business. Whenever they see something they don't like, it's as if they have nothing better to do but immediately pick up the phone and taddle on you.

Fortunately for me, my mum doesn't have many friends that come over often, and all my relatives live on the other side of the country.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Winter

Shove the sweetcorn up her ass. The old whore hasnt been laid in 50 years and would love the dildo.

lulz

make sure she feels it

if she aint crying. you did it wrong

[-SpectraL]

It's not your house. She, and her friends, can do whatever the fuck they want in it. When you get a house of your own, you can then whine about the people who come into it. Until then? Just shut the fuck up.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Cloudcat

The point is that she didn't have permission to enter tho.

Besides, you don't know what his situation is. Maybe Project Pat pays half the mortgage or some shit, you know?

Shit was uncalled for...

He's just a lazy bum that hangs out in his Mom's basement, then bitches when he gets disturbed wrecking her home. Nothing was uncalled for here on this one.. trust me on that.

[blindbat]

wait if its your moms house how the hell did she get in? you let her in later on or other people in the house let her in? ... breaking and entering?