Semen.

[Rabid Rabbi]

It is sticky.

[Iskalla]

*is huddled up in the corner, playing with myself*

[LSA King]

Apparently something in your semen makes you skin smooth. I told this to a buddy of mine and one night while he was drunk by himself he decided to jerk it and smear it on his face. He told me the story and said it really does make your skin smooth. I could barely get over the fact someone jizzed in there hand drunk and smeared it on there face.

[Saline Colors]

Did someone just ?