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Old 07-22-2009, 10:13 AM
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Default Did my dealer scam me with fake shrooms?

So I wanted to try shrooms for the first time and I call up a dealer. He says he's selling psilocybe mexicana shrooms, and I buy two seperate bags of a gram each, with about 4-6 little dried up things inside. I ate a bag, waited 2.5 hours, and nothing happened. Then I took the last bag, chopped it up, and made shroom tea and devoured the whole cup without straining anything out. Still nothing, and I was pissed off because I was looking forward to a trip.

They tasted very earthy, kinda like a nutty tree root or something, and they broke up in my mouth kinda like mushy/hardish styraphoam.

Here are some shitty cellphone pictures. I cut open a few of them so you can see the inside.





At first I didn't think they looked anything like shrooms, but I found this website and they look fairly similar to the pictures. http://www.magic-mushrooms.net/dryingtruffles.htm

So do me and my friends need to fuck up this dealer or not?
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:22 AM
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Check ya mate. Looks like you got scammed. I ain't ever seen a shroom like that...A gram of dried shrooms is sweet fuck all as well. I hear you need about 3.5g if dry. I usually eat mine wet though so I'm not entirely sure.
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:24 AM
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There's not a lot there.

Had you eaten a meal recently before you took 'em?
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:29 AM
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I ate a small meal of a steak and some chips about 2 hours before I ate the shrooms.
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:40 AM
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There is a difference between shrooms and truffles.
These are truffles, aka philosopher's stones. 2 grams of this is nothing..
I hear 5 grams is a small dose, but this doesn't give you a trip.
I tried this once and took 15 gr i think, but is was disappointing.
Also, take them on an empty stomach end chew om them for a while.

How much did you pay?
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:40 AM
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Default Re: Did my dealer scam me with fake shrooms?

Yeah man those dont look like any shrooms Ive ever seen either.

And you should definitely have felt something from 2g of dried mushrooms. Even at one gram you should have gotten SOMETHING.

That link you posted does look like the ones in your picture (but its really strange that theyre white inside). Maybe you need more than regular with that variety of mushroom.

The link said that 100g of that stuff dried to around 40g. With most other psilocybin mushrooms 10g wet = 1g dry. So when you eat 2g of dry shrooms youre eating the equivalent of 20 grams of wet shrooms. But here youre 2g dried is the equivalent of about 4 grams wet. Thats a huge difference in dosing if the psilocybin percentage by weight is the same.

But like I said, I dont know anything about this type of fungus. It could be that this type of mushroom has 10x the content by weight as other, more common, strains of mushies. If thats the case then you definitely got fake ones.

Or maybe they are a really weak (by weight) strain of psychoactives and you just got massively over charged. I would research the potency of the mushrooms yours are supposed to be in order to figure out which of the above happened.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:41 PM
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Yarp, ripped. Happens to us all at some point.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:47 PM
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lol, your dealer wouldnt give your ass truffles.
you got screwed.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:56 PM
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Damn dude, I'm sorry, it sucks when you get ripped off.
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:02 PM
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Those actually look legit. But you just didn't eat enough.
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:25 PM
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Default Re: Did my dealer scam me with fake shrooms?

They're P.Mexicana truffles alright, they're not in any way fake. Trouble is you need 10+g Dry weight to feel much off them. Not fake but boy, any dealer selling these in 1g bags is doing some serious ripping!
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:31 AM
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Psychedelic truffles. Right on
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:06 AM
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I will say I haven't saw any shrooms like that, but they are the correct color and texture.
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:08 AM
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"so do me and my friends need to fuck up this dealer?" what a fuckin joke. yeah he scammed you because you're a little faggot kid
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:46 AM
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You're gonna need a hell of a lot more than a gram to get high off those.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:05 PM
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Default Re: Did my dealer scam me with fake shrooms?

My dealer didn't scam me. Those were indeed truffles, but now I got some regular shrooms from him and they are indeed legit, and very potent I might add.

He should have at least mentioned they were truffles though.
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:23 PM
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My dealer didn't scam me. Those were indeed truffles, but now I got some regular shrooms from him and they are indeed legit, and very potent I might add.

He should have at least mentioned they were truffles though.
I hope you guys realise that truffles are worth quite a lot, most likely more than shrooms. After all, they're not called black gold for nothing

Generally, white truffles can cost between $1,000 and $2,200 a pound; black truffles usually run from $300 to $600 a pound, he says. A one-inch truffle weighs about an ounce.
“They’re definitely a luxury item,” says Neely. “They’ve always been used by the rich to develop a certain reputation and appeal,


http://www.restaurant.org/rusa/magAr...?ArticleID=674
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Break em open, or crush a part of it inbetween your fingers, if it turns blue, there real, if you dont see any blue, there not real.
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I hope you guys realise that truffles are worth quite a lot, most likely more than shrooms. After all, they're not called black gold for nothing

Generally, white truffles can cost between $1,000 and $2,200 a pound; black truffles usually run from $300 to $600 a pound, he says. A one-inch truffle weighs about an ounce.
“They’re definitely a luxury item,” says Neely. “They’ve always been used by the rich to develop a certain reputation and appeal,


http://www.restaurant.org/rusa/magAr...?ArticleID=674
Errrmm... He wasn't talking about that kind of truffle...
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Old 07-23-2009, 03:10 PM
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My dealer didn't scam me. Those were indeed truffles, but now I got some regular shrooms from him and they are indeed legit, and very potent I might add.

He should have at least mentioned they were truffles though.
I ask you again: How much did you pay?
If your dealer told you that 2 grams of truffles would be enough, you obviously got scammed.
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Old 07-23-2009, 06:03 PM
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Break em open, or crush a part of it inbetween your fingers, if it turns blue, there real, if you dont see any blue, there not real.
This is how you make people die. Just because a mushroom bruises blue doesn't make it safe in any way. It just means that you should probably ID it further.
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Old 07-23-2009, 06:52 PM
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Cost me $15 for 2 grams of truffles, $35 for 5 grams of cubensis mushrooms.
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:08 PM
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As i don't know the price in your region, i can't tell you fure shure, but it does sound alot. (here 15 euro for 10 grams)
15$ for something that doesn't do anything...
At this rate you would have to pay 75$ to even feel something similar to being stoned.
I would say your dealer is a bitch, but i think the price for the shrooms pretty ok!
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I'd advise just staying away from shrooms.

Except for the amanita and psylocybes that grow wild, all the shrooms I've seen here were just dried grocery store produce treated with crappy acid.

If you must trip, go for blotter acid or windowpane.
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:40 PM
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Greyfox, where I am it's pretty hard to come across any LSD.

Shrooms are the way to go here... of course I never really buy shrooms... think I've only done that twice. I've tripped on shrooms a ton too.

Note to everyone, grow your own.
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Except for the amanita and psylocybes that grow wild, all the shrooms I've seen here were just dried grocery store produce treated with crappy acid.
If people sold field mushrooms soaked in an LSD solution here, I'd be first in line. Acid is hard to come by these days.
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Ya ripped.

those def aren't shrooms at all.

truffles maybe, they look like tiny pieces of thumb tac.
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