You guys need to try this today!!!!

[The Historian]

Everything in this post is hypothetical

A few months ago I tried something crazy. I waited for an iffy day, like it was about to rain and walked around suburban streets. I was looking for a young girl by herself. It took a while but I eventually found a bus stop on the road with 1 girl waiting there by herself. I'd say was 15-18, its hard to tell sometimes at that age. I'll say 17. She was white, petite, hot, and had a kind of emo look. I walked up and stood at the bus station (a good distance away from her). I pulled my mini bottle of vaseline out of my pocket, and looked in all directions. There was no one around. I stuck my finger in the vaseline and got it all lubed up.

I slowly walked towards the girl, then sprinted at her. I was way bigger. I tackled her right away. She was screaming and failing, but I rolled her onto her stomach and sat on her thighs. I undid her pants from the front while she screamed. In a single motion I pulled down her pants and underwear. A thong.

She began to cry and was completely freaking out. I slowly felt around the outside of her anus with my lubed up finger, and then violently began to finger fuck her asshole. She was screaming and whimpering. I fingered her in the butt for 5-15 seconds. It was so exciting I can't even be sure how long it really was.

I took my finger out and and mounted her shoulders, while she lay flat on her stomach. Gasping for breath under my weight she cried and begged me to stop. I grabbed her around the neck and began to strangle her. I didn't intend to hurt her, just make her completely lose her breath. I let go, and as she gasped for air I stuck my finger, which was covered in vaseline and asshole grease, deep into her mouth, and rubbed it all around her tongue.

Then I got up and booked it to my car several blocks away and dipped.

All in all the entire attack probably lasted 20-40 seconds.

I recommend you try this, it was absolutely the most thrilling experience in my life.

[TripleDot]

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by The Historian

Everything in this post is hypothetical

I stopped reading there.

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by Grand Vizier

I stopped reading there.

why?

[Dfg]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

I was going to delete your post but after reading the erotica I have to say.

Cool Story Bro.

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by Grand Vizier

I stopped reading there.

I read the whole thing, only after CSB'ing him.

[Snoopy]

OP is going to die a virgin...

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

I read the whole thing, only after CSB'ing him.

Uh, whats that mean?

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

OP is going to die a virgin...

Not even. I could just step it up one day. Rape your mother.

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by The Historian

Uh, whats that mean?

It means, I smelled a troll, and got my defenses up before I saw what the troll was attempting, just to make sure I was protected against tomfoolery.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Historian

Not even. I could just step it up one day. Rape your mother.

You can't rape because you haven't got a working penis.

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

It means, I smelled a troll, and got my defenses up before I saw what the troll was attempting, just to make sure I was protected against tomfoolery.

I'm not even trolling. I really did do this. About a 2 hour drive away from where I live. Its probably in some newspaper.

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

You can't rape because you haven't got a working penis.

How could a penis not work?

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by The Historian

why?

Nah, I almost fapped

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Historian

How could a penis not work?

Erection failure due to extreme shortness.

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Erection failure due to extreme shortness.

Hey Snoopy, I think I found OP's Penis, what do you think?

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Erection failure due to extreme shortness.

Nah, I'm a decent size. Not porn star size, but more than enough to traumatize a bitch.

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

Hey Snoopy, I think I found OP's Penis, what do you think?

You spent your time looking for my cock on the internet? Someones a faggot.

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by The Historian

You spent your time looking for my cock on the internet? Someones a faggot.

Not nearly as queer as someone who pretends to be a rapist online.

[The Historian]

Originally Posted by spiritMSTR

Not nearly as queer as someone who pretends to be a rapist online.

I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anyone. I sodomized a girl, but thats not rape.

[TripleDot]

Originally Posted by The Historian

I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anyone. I sodomized a girl, but thats not rape.

[Dfg]

Locking this thread.

Reason: Your idea is a bit too awesome for this section, thank you for taking sometime in writing it. Please, next time post something that might actually help.