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Old 07-26-2009, 04:10 AM
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Girl without mouth born in Ukraine
21.08.2007 Source: Pravda.Ru

Doctors diagnosed the little girl with congenital defects in the development of the facial skull, hypoplasia of lower and upper jaws. In other words, the baby’s jaws grew together because of their underdevelopment.

Doctors say that it is quite possible to correct the awful mistake of nature, although it will take much time, effort and money. Surgeons are planning a number of plastic operations, which promise to be extremely complicated and expensive because they are going to be performed on a child.

For the time being, the doctors managed to “open” the girl’s mouth as they made a canal between the upper and the lower jaws of the little baby. Now it is possible to feed the baby with liquid food through a feeding tube.

The doctors named the girl Lisa. The baby cannot cry due to the physical defect. She attracts people’s attention as she starts moving sharply in bed.

Such incidents occur extremely rare in medical practice, although it is not the first time when medics encounter such bizarre pathologies. The most difficult one of them took place in 2002 in England when a woman gave birth to a girl without a face. The girl named as Juliana lacked over 40 percent of facial bones. She had no upper jaw, no cheek-bones and no eye-sockets. Doctors had to feed the baby directly through her stomach. The unfortunate child had to undergo 14 operations within only two years. Juliana’s parents are strongly determined to continue the fight for their daughter’s face.

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Old 07-26-2009, 04:17 AM
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I feel ashamed of the fact that I laughed at least twice reading through that because I can just imagine the sick jokes that are going to follow...
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:19 AM
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:21 AM
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A girl without a mouth? The way nature intended!
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:21 AM
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I feel ashamed of the fact that I laughed at least twice reading through that because I can just imagine the sick jokes that are going to follow...
This.
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:22 AM
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She can't cry... She can't see... She has a mouth... Good, Good


*Makes plans*

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Old 07-26-2009, 04:23 AM
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She also can't give blow jobs. She's never going to get laid.

edit: I'm surprised nobody thought of this first. I'm obviously sick in the head.

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Old 07-26-2009, 04:23 AM
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Um... lol @
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But seriously, I just want some pics.
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:30 AM
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Um... lol @


But seriously, I just want some pics.
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:31 AM
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Back of head != face
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:32 AM
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Back of head != face
She doesn't have a face. DUH!
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Old 07-26-2009, 04:34 AM
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She doesn't have a face. DUH!
MAaan that would be creepy!
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:09 AM
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She doesn't have a face. DUH!
Snap.
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:26 AM
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Damn her two other holes are going to be worn out alot quicker now :/
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:32 AM
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Damn her two other holes are going to be worn out alot quicker now :/
Nah, they made a mouth hole. Imagine how tight it'll be.


When she's 3.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:15 AM
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That's Chernobyl for you,
they should have killed her, who wants to live without a mouth?
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The baby cannot cry due to the physical defect.
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just throw that bitch in the river. what a waste of resources to keep it alive. plus its face will be all deformed.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:38 AM
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just throw that bitch in the river. what a waste of resources to keep it alive. plus its face will be all deformed.
If only your mother had taken this advice with you...
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they should save the money from the surgery and feed a bunch of starving children with it.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:42 AM
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A girl without a mouth? The way nature intended!
It's the next evolutionary step
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:44 AM
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You sick bastards.
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Damn, you won't hear a peep outta her in the middle of the night.
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That's Chernobyl for you
Was just about to post that
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:59 AM
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A girl without a mouth? The way nature intended!
No oral, dumbass.
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Где пикс! Я ХОЧУ ПИКС!

This article doesn't deliver. Where are the pics?
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