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Old 07-26-2009, 05:57 AM
Gilbert the Magnificent Gilbert the Magnificent is offline
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I've been having daydreams of murder and dreams of it also. my recent daydream was first but a plane ticket within the next 24 hours, enough time to kill the target then getting on the plane. Next is to make a random hand over all valuables and cash, then I kill them and stuff them in their car, abandon it 100+ miles from the random's house and cut his face off and burn it to ashes. If he has no record they may never know who the person is. After doing all that I go to mexico for a few months.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:02 AM
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Wow, your dream sucked pretty hard. Even considering it was a dream. Cut his face off

Protip: keep it realistic.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:05 AM
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How is it unrealistic to cut a face off?
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:06 AM
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But, but John Travolta and Nick Cage did it!
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by VashtheStampede View Post
How is it unrealistic to cut a face off?
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But, but John Travolta and Nick Cage did it!
^This lol

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Old 07-26-2009, 06:10 AM
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ahhh that movie was garbage but i got to say its pretty creative
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:13 AM
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Because obviously the only way to identify a body is by facial recognition. Too bad we can't do DNA tests, blood tests or dental impressions to figure out who someone is...
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:14 AM
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Because obviously the only way to identify a body is by facial recognition. Too bad we can't do DNA tests, blood tests or dental impressions to figure out who someone is...
take the face off and all you have is the DNA and blood tests. if your not registered, it takes longer to find out who they are.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:16 AM
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Because obviously the only way to identify a body is by facial recognition. Too bad we can't do DNA tests, blood tests or dental impressions to figure out who someone is...
^This

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take the face off and all you have is the DNA and blood tests. if your not registered, it takes longer to find out who they are.
^Wishful thinking.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:17 AM
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Well I also thought about cutting pieces of the body and baking it in the oven at the highest level.
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Old 07-26-2009, 03:35 PM
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Well I also thought about cutting pieces of the body and baking it in the oven at the highest level.
for?
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Old 07-26-2009, 03:39 PM
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You'll have difficulty removing a face clean off of all the muscle and cartilage it's attached to, and due to the shape of the bone underneath.

Anyway, on a serious note, murder is easier to get away with than it's thought. In this fast and busy and indifferent world, truly horrible things can happen and just slip by without notice.
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