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Old 07-29-2009, 02:40 AM
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Default teens arrested for cooking feces in a store's microwave

http://www.abc4.com/news/local/story...xw-5MtCvA.cspx

Update 4/17 - Police say they have arrested three teens they believe were involved in the incident.
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SANDY, Utah (ABC 4 News) Police in Sandy are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven.

Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes.

They say it happened on March 23rd at approximately 10:45 p.m. at the 7-11 at 2175 East 9400 South.

The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.

Police released surveillance photos of the crime in hopes the suspects can be identified.


i lol'd hardcore
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:42 AM
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wow. that microwave is expensive.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:43 AM
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This shit happens in my state..
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:44 AM
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wow. that microwave is expensive.
+ time (which equals money) that the place had to be aired out


that must have smelled god awful. Good idea though. If a friend pisses you off? Nuke a turd
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:50 AM
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...meh, its old, but okey.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:59 AM
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I lol'd
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:37 AM
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Hot on the outside, cold on the inside!
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:38 AM
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fucked up shit yo
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:38 AM
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Hah, that's funny!
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i dont see how it exploded
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:47 AM
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Production of methane gas in the bag.
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:52 AM
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Lol. God that would of sucked for whoever had to clean that shit up.
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:56 AM
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Lol, I though the story was they were trying to speed up Jenkem fermentation.

Still lulz. Which stores have working microwaves though? Seems like a terrible liability.
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:22 AM
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7/11 and Speedway do.
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