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Old 07-30-2009, 08:58 AM
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Default My 11 inch Cock,

The adventures of my 11 inch cock have started since I was 16. It is a long story, but it has been kept busy and clean.

My latest thing a girl who is a little over 5 foot.

Girls like me, I am tall, I have freckles and I am rather attractive for a fucking giant. This girl is strange, I don't really care. Last night she invited me to the bar with her roommate, and also some friends of theirs. I had a lot of fun and then we went back to their place and watched tv. She was cuddling with me and her roommate was on the couch like she wanted in on it too. She eventually went to bed, and the girl dry humped me for literally two hours. Then we got high and went to sleep. We woke up at 2pm, and she is so great.

I hate when girls are on their periods.

And it was the best sleep I have had in a long time.
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:59 AM
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Cause when girls are on their periods they can't suck your dick.
Believable.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:00 AM
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The adventures of my 11 inch cock have started since I was 16. It is a long story, but it has been kept busy and clean.

My latest thing a girl who is a little over 5 foot.

Girls like me, I am tall, I have freckles and I am rather attractive for a fucking giant. This girl is strange, I don't really care. Last night she invited me to the bar with her roommate, and also some friends of theirs. I had a lot of fun and then we went back to their place and watched tv. She was cuddling with me and her roommate was on the couch like she wanted in on it too. She eventually went to bed, and the girl dry humped me for literally two hours. Then we got high and went to sleep. We woke up at 2pm, and she is so great.

I hate when girls are on their periods.

And it was the best sleep I have had in a long time.
oh yeah, my dick is so long it goes into the water when i shit and scrapes the bottom of the toilet bowl.

sup?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:01 AM
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Girls want me, and I can't help it.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:17 AM
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My arm is eleven inches long. What's the point in those giant fist-shaped dildos if they're just going to start making penises that big?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:29 AM
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My arm is eleven inches long. What's the point in those giant fist-shaped dildos if they're just going to start making penises that big?
Your arm is small!

Too bad it can't scrape the bottom of the toilet when you're on the can

NOW WHAT ?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:31 AM
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My arm is eleven inches long.
So your arm is around the length of my forearm?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:45 AM
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So your arm is around the length of my forearm?
I meant my forearm. Well, I just measured and my forearm is like 9 inches.

Its like 6 am here, give me a break.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:46 AM
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oh yea? mines 12"
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:49 AM
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oh yea? mines 12"
It's the circumference that matters.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:50 AM
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Your penis length on the internet.
penis length = length of highest posters + 1
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:52 AM
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oh yea? mines 12"
Is it sad that i thought of American Pie 2 when I read that?

"I have an eleven inch penis. Around."
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Old 07-30-2009, 11:28 AM
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oh yeah, my dick is so long it goes into the water when i shit and scrapes the bottom of the toilet bowl.

sup?
Oh yeah? Well my dick is so long, it keeps knocking Pluto out of its orbit, which is why the scientists decided it's no longer a planet

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Is it sad that i thought of American Pie 2 when I read that?

"I have an eleven inch penis. Around."
Well I have an eleven inch penis. Hole.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:55 PM
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Oh yeah? Well my dick is so long, it keeps knocking Pluto out of its orbit, which is why the scientists decided it's no longer a planet
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:06 PM
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You and I, we are not sympatico.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:07 PM
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Post pictures of your dick FAGGOT!
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:08 PM
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Yeah, I don't date asian chicks with 5.7 billion kilometer dicks.

What's your sign, WAN?
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:29 PM
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Threads that automatically go to Trash are "how many ho's I shagged last night yo", "cut v. uncut", "Is my 12" penis normal??!"
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Old 07-30-2009, 06:01 PM
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