What's with all this shit suddenly fucking my tv nonstop with their 3 minute long commercials? US Fidelis was the first one I noticed a couple months ago and now there are like four or five of them blasting the same shit at me constantly. I fucking hate that US Fidelis commercial, my god it is so long and those nascar drivers are terrible at pitching shit.
The idea of an insurance company that would cover car repairs like health insurance covers people repairs came to me years ago. Maybe they've always been around but it seems like only recently have I seen them advertised. NON. FUCKING. STOP. I think it's a good idea and there's got to be opportunity to make money there.
Too bad my car is too old to qualify for a policy.
Before the influx of TV commercials, those motherfuckers were calling my landline every couple days, trying to make it sound like they were affiliated with the car manufacturer offering an extended warranty...
It's a vast conspiracy, and the complete lack of evidence is all the evidence I need.