Woman sexually attracted to objects

Dream of the iris · #1 08-04-2009, 12:53 AM

[youtube]qE3pGYjz8Ws&eurl[/youtube]

PROJECT PAT · #2 08-04-2009, 12:53 AM

those girls are just too disgusting to get men so they have to resort to fucking objects and gross middle aged dykes and stuff

drBOX · #3 08-04-2009, 12:53 AM

where are my headphones when i need them. (rents in other room)

Dream of the iris · #4 08-04-2009, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PROJECT PAT

those girls are just too disgusting to get men so they have to resort to fucking objects and gross middle aged dykes and stuff

Brilliant!

Travis Bickle · #5 08-04-2009, 12:57 AM

This explains the woman who fucked a jackhammer.

Daily · #6 08-04-2009, 12:58 AM

That shit is hot.

T.K. Baha · #7 08-04-2009, 01:03 AM

I thought it was a dude till I fast forwarded. I hope she likes objects, with a haircut like that, thats about all shes gonna be hoppin on.

The_Wizard · #8 08-04-2009, 01:05 AM

That is the worst fucking dance music I've ever heard in my life.
MORONS, fucking MORONS.

Sookie · #9 08-04-2009, 01:08 AM

My dad was kinda distant to me, too, but I never found myself obsessed with raggedy ann dolls. Granted, I'm not an Aspie... but still.

If that girl just got a meth addiction like other normal, fucked up people, and she could have been a hot stripper.

EDIT:
I just finished watching that and.... it was strangely very interesting. How genuinely strange people can be...

Legend · #10 08-04-2009, 01:30 AM

This seems as if it's supposed to be surreptitiously humorous like some of the better troll threads here were.

Chris · #11 08-04-2009, 01:43 AM

id fuck her, bitch.

fux0rz · #12 08-04-2009, 04:44 AM

well damn, I'd say that this condition has come from being rejected one too many times. I honestly cannot see the appeal of an inanimate object, something that will never talk back or have any feelings in general. But if it's what gets them off that's fine by me. I wonder what happened to the dad; freaked out about his entire family I guess.

To think that this man produced such freakish creatures that they would be attracted to a simple theme park rides must have broken his mind. But I can see the legitimacy of their attraction in that they fear being hurt by others, they fear the pain of being shunned. Though I doubt that the fat one (girl/dude i have no idea lol) has actually had a seven year relationship. My uneducated guess would be that she/he/it doesn't care for human interaction and doesn't want to give it a shot.

Though I think that almost any claim is legitimate, this person needs to go to a bar and pick a dude/chick up and have some sex before they grind up and down a fucking machine is all.

Jo0 · #13 08-04-2009, 04:50 AM

Id laugh so hard if that fucking ride crushed her fat body while she laid under it.

SleepyGorillaMuseum · #14 08-04-2009, 05:00 AM

ass-burger?

**Paragon** · #15 08-04-2009, 05:04 AM

Even that amusement park ride seemed disgusted by her.

Silverfuck · #16 08-04-2009, 05:21 AM

"I love him for the elegant lines of his gondola."

Priceless.

Built To Last · #17 08-04-2009, 05:36 AM

I thought that lady's doll collection was scarier...

Jeff The Hunter · #18 08-04-2009, 05:46 AM

Them hoes are FUGLY, i say we burn them as a witch!

EDIT: Ok, watched it all, on second though lets just graffiti the fucking kiddy ride.

Σnigma · #19 08-04-2009, 11:40 AM

Them fatasses are attracted to food as well, apparently.

**Mantikore** · #20 08-04-2009, 12:17 PM

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/wo...wall_for_g.php

Dog · #21 08-04-2009, 12:18 PM

It's called fetishism. It happens to men more often. (ie. think of guys who get aroused by feet or shoes)

Legend · #22 08-04-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by StarWarsNerd

ass-burger?

You wouldn't happen to know Star Wars Fan, would you?

Mr. White · #23 08-04-2009, 01:13 PM

Is that fat cunt a boy or a girl? what a fucking retard, there shouldnt be any other word or category for this piece of shit, he/she is a retard.

nutsack · #24 08-04-2009, 01:26 PM

At least she'll never pass on her genes.

Facepalm · #25 08-04-2009, 02:46 PM

lol @ 3:48

The Green Arrow · #26 08-04-2009, 02:51 PM

The woman with all the dolls is one ugly bitch

crimsonsmoke · #27 08-04-2009, 02:51 PM

ahahha - they keep saying assburgers!!

Idiots!

Dream of the iris · #28 08-04-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mcamp4403

lol @ 3:48

Haha.

Σnigma · #29 08-04-2009, 08:32 PM

6:51 is totally scat porn.

SleepyGorillaMuseum · #30 08-06-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Legend

You wouldn't happen to know Star Wars Fan, would you?

No , but I may have met you, I'm from St. Pete

Lman1578 · #31 08-06-2009, 07:22 PM

She liked the twin towers, an amusement park ride - both tall and slender... Penis shaped you might say.

I feel bad for her, before she wasnt ugly as a kid, now she looks like my friends uncle.

Lman1578 · #32 08-06-2009, 07:25 PM

This chick is married to the eiffel tower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCOo...eature=related

tall... and slender....

wait wtf?? She married the eiffel tower but she calls the tower... "she and her"
Shes a lesbian?

Dream of the iris · #33 08-06-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chunkanese

I feel bad for her, before she wasnt ugly as a kid, now she looks like my friends uncle.

That's called getting "Goof trooped".

drBOX · #34 08-07-2009, 12:52 AM

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...784#post851784

1983 · #35 08-07-2009, 01:20 AM

They should do another segment... One where they chain it to a tree and cut its beloved into scrap metal then let it free on it to be cut or burnt on the hot / sharp metal...

Then while it's crying bloody murder Ashten Kutcher can come out with his shit eaten smile and yell "You've been punked" then proceed to shoot it in the head with a 1911 colt .45 untill it stopps being funny.

Al