*posts something of quality*

[Rabid Rabbi]

[romulan]

Dang europeans want to have a trade war.

[Firemite]

*Posts nothing of quality*

Penis.

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by romulan

Dang europeans want to have a trade war.

Kind sir, please refrain from using expletives in this jolly good thread of the best Italian leather.

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by Firemite

*Posts nothing of quality*

Penis.

The male genitalia and this thread, my good sir, have nothing to do with each other.
Perhaps in the way that they aren't cut, but nothing else.

*passes around tea and crumpets*

[romulan]

Originally Posted by Rabid Rabbi

Kind sir, please refrain from using expletives in this jolly good thread of the best Italian leather.

You're a fraud!

[slowdown]

*has serious conversation about the value of oranges and other hot commodities*

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by slowdown

*has serious conversation about the value of oranges and other hot commodities*

Indeed, but at least lemons are still affordable, what would be of our beloved tea without it?

*gives you a box full of cigars of the best quality*

In this box there are Cubans, Dominicans, and Honduran.
Take your pick.
Their taste in fine cigars says a lot about people, kind sir.
*looks at you expectantly*

[Firemite]

Originally Posted by Rabid Rabbi

Indeed, but at least lemons are still affordable, what would be of our beloved tea without it?

*gives you a box full of cigars of the best quality*

In this box there are Cubans, Dominicans, and Honduran.
Take your pick.
Their taste in fine cigars says a lot about people, kind sir.
*looks at you expectantly*

*Slaps penis on cigar box*

[Xenon]

Posts are worth more than oranges or lemons of any kind, sir.

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by Firemite

*Slaps penis on cigar box*

I apologize for this, kind sir, I am appalled, I do not know how this earthworm made its way into the fine cigar box.

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by Xenon

Posts are worth more than oranges or lemons of any kind, sir.

Are your posts worth one billion Zimbabwean dollars?



Didn't think so.

[slowdown]

Originally Posted by Rabid Rabbi

Indeed, but at least lemons are still affordable, what would be of our beloved tea without it?

*gives you a box full of cigars of the best quality*

In this box there are Cubans, Dominicans, and Honduran.
Take your pick.
Their taste in fine cigars says a lot about people, kind sir.
*looks at you expectantly*

IDK, in this current state of global cooling, I would be cautious of such fragile commodities.
Why would you mix Cubans with the other cigars?

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by slowdown

IDK, in this current state of global cooling, I would be cautious of such fragile commodities.
Why would you mix Cubans with the other cigars?

Because this is a test.
Your refinement shall be put to the test in several incredibly hard Herculean-like tasks.

[Firemite]

Originally Posted by Rabid Rabbi

Because this is a test.
Your refinement shall be put to the test in several incredibly hard Herculean-like tasks.

All of which can be defeated by slapping them with your penis

[Rabid Rabbi]

Originally Posted by Firemite

All of which can be defeated by slapping them with your male genitalia.

Fixed.
And no.